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Reminds me of an old joke:

A London playboy was so under the weather and down in the dumps, he went to see his local doctor. "Your problem is that you have been burning the candle at both ends. Too much drink and debauchery and womanising"

"I suggest a month away from all the temptations. Probably rent a cottage in the North Wales hills."

The playboy did as the doctor suggested and rented a cottage in the hills at least 10 kilometres from the nearest other habitation.

After three weeks of living as a hermit, a pick-up pulls up outside the door and a local farmer knocks on his door.

"I'm your neighbour from over yon hill" says the farmer, "I've come to invite you to a party at my place".

"Thank you for your invitation but I'm convalescing at the moment and doctor's orders preclude parties. But just out of interest, what kind of party is it?"

"Well, normally we do a bit of drinking, then some shagging, then some more drinking, then more shagging, and so on".

The playboy, after weeks of abstinence, was finally tempted to attend. "Just a minute, I'll get changed".

"Oh, there's no need to get changed, there'll only be the two of us!"

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