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A Word Of Warning..

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I heard about this on the radio today and, though it is really funny, it's a great idea that might just help save your relationship from the dreaded monthly stress.

It's called PMSbuddy.com http://www.pmsbuddy.com/ and basically it sends you an advance warning by email,

to tell you when your partners monthly cycle is going to kick in, just so you know when to book that golf weekend away with the guys. :D

Could have posted it in the Ladies forum, but hey then we'd have to be serious right..?

I like their slogan "Saving relationships, one month at a time." Classic. And also the 'National alert levels'

National Alert Levels

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Currently Tracking: 1,201

PMS Starting Today: 3

PMS Starting within 5 days: 22

Overall Threat Index: 2

:D

But seriously guys, we know PMS is no laughing matter. :o

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As the resident wide awake female of the species at the moment i am in a very bad mood. No it is not the excuse of PMS, it is the excuse of the male version of PMS.

Have you ever thought that we are a bit tired, irritated, f-offed because of your total lack of compassion towards us -ever thought that - YES that is the right response.

Cant continue - about to kick the cat

Try it, boys, its not very nice, and after that try the menopause

:D

Right, so we know when to enter in Patsy's cycle....

:o:D

As the resident wide awake female of the species at the moment i am in a very bad mood. No it is not the excuse of PMS, it is the excuse of the male version of PMS.

Have you ever thought that we are a bit tired, irritated, f-offed because of your total lack of compassion towards us -ever thought that - YES that is the right response.

Cant continue - about to kick the cat

Try it, boys, its not very nice, and after that try the menopause

:o

Women's problems...

You think being a man is all beer and ice cream?

Non stop nagging about stuff like picking up wet towels off the floor, minding our own business watching the footy on TV, clearing up chip packets and empty beer bottles, cutting our toenails with the dress making scissors, showing visual approval of some hot little hard body in the Mall, snoring after a few beers, being unable to answer stupid questions like "do you think I'm getting fat, be honest now?".

Do you think we don't suffer as our bodies age as well? A few kicks of the footy with the grandkids can put us on the lounge in front of the TV for days with a bad back, and then we have to get up and get our own beer.

And don't get me started on your reaction to the perfectly natural release of a little gas build up.

And on top of all that we have to know all those technical details about firing sub-atomic particles around underground tunnels and how much better the target aquisition systems are on the F18E compared with previous versions.

Plus, if that weren't enough, we have to do all that macho tough guy stuff like getting lids off jam jars.

The toughest part of all is having to lift up the toilet seat just to have a pee. If only women were more considerate and left it up it would make our lives so much easier.

You both forgot about shaving.

Real pain in the arse that is.

You both forgot about shaving.

Real pain in the arse that is.

Well I guess it depends on which part of your body you shave but, yes, I could imagine it being a pain there. :o

Ever (accidentally) splashed aftershave on your testicles....... now that really stings.

not as much as accidently covering your balls with deep heat or tiger balm :o

not as much as accidently covering your balls with deep heat or tiger balm :D

Reaching for the lube in the dark and grabbed the wrong tube eh?

I bet the Mrs shot out of bed like a scalded cat as well. :o

I've got a story involving Som Tam, but it's way too rude even for here.

Toothpaste has the same effect allegedly.

What? Don't mix it up with the KY? :o

well that would make the som tam just slide down far too easily

What? Don't mix it up with the KY? :o

Nope, may as well tell you.

Cunnilingus can be a rather painful experience for the recipient if it is performed right after you have consumed some extra hot som tam.

Probably wouldn't help the PMS either (nope, get that thought out of my head)

And if she's consumed the Som Tam? Does that have a burning effect on the tongue?.... hang on that's not cunnilingus I'm think of, it's the other.....

And if she's consumed the Som Tam? Does that have a burning effect on the tongue?.... hang on that's not cunnilingus I'm think of, it's the other.....

Reminds me of the ad campaign "I thought cunnilingus was an Irish Airline until I drank Smirnoff"

CB

Quality find!

Tools like this should be an integral part of the OS.

Calmed down a bit. Had a nice relaxing bath and a glass or two of wine (Chardonney)

But, the male equivalent of menopause is called andropose - which entails pretending that we are younger than we are and let's buy a fast car Syndrome.

Scuse me while i have another hot flush

And please do not bring CERN into it. They did the big bang (or was that a small fart) and we within 2kms did not even feel it.

But i did take my hard hat off about an hour later - to them, whatever the f they were trying to prove.

I am more physical than physics...

I agree about getting the lids of jam jars or any jars, you do have your uses.

Changing plugs, bulbs, cat litter etc.

But doing the dishes - no way.

I just wanted to add a really looooooong post...............but then I realized ...................

the topic was way too technical to me :o

But, the male equivalent of menopause is called andropose - which entails pretending that we are younger than we are and let's buy a fast car Syndrome.

Only true in Europe, in Thailand it is called the hansummannapause and causes 60 something year old men to hitch up with 20 something year old lasses believing it is true luuurrrrvvve.

Errr... Hello Phil, is anybody home there?

Why else would we attract 20 year old girls if we weren't so hansum that they fall in love with us?

Sheesh... some people.

Fair point above.............Many didn't get any when they were twenty, so it's only fair they get some when they're sixty !!

I wish I had thought of that website. Overall threat index- brilliant.

Ever (accidentally) splashed aftershave on your testicles....... now that really stings.

Er, that is a real bad aim you got there Taddy.

Fair point above.............Many didn't get any when they were twenty, so it's only fair they get some when they're sixty !!

I thought I acted that way because of alzheimers. I keep waking up thinking I'm 18 and going to bed in the wee small hours thinking I'm 90.

And if she's consumed the Som Tam? Does that have a burning effect on the tongue?.... hang on that's not cunnilingus I'm think of, it's the other.....

A friend of mine swears blind that a BJ after som tam (on him) left his member burning for 2 hours :o

Ever (accidentally) splashed aftershave on your testicles....... now that really stings.

I regret that I have to admit to DELIBERATELY splashing on aftershave on my testicles. Not something I am proud of and my only defence is that I was 15 years old, off on my first date and just out of the bath - and, as Samak said about his cookery programme - it seemed a good idea at the time :o

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