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When True Love Just Doesn't Quite Make It

When True Love Just Doesn't Quite Make It 12 members have voted

  1. 1. Who do you fantasize about?

    • A famous figure.
      6%
      1
    • An imaginary partner
      18%
      3
    • Someone hot out of your past
      37%
      6
    • A "situation" out of your past.
      37%
      6

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You've gone to a lot of trouble to get the object of your affections into a horizontal position.

But somethings wrong... Old age? Alcohol? Lack of spontaneity?

Something a little extra is required for the culmination of the evening.

A Fantasy works everytime... So who?

But somethings wrong... Old young age? lack of Alcohol? Lack to much of spontaneity?

oh well, i hope i am not one of a kind here on bedlam :o

Something a little extra is required for the culmination of the evening

oh yes, and there is plenty of places to visit :D

A Fantasy works everytime... So who?

thats why when the bonus comes, i take 2 :D

Never. Even if im not feeling the mood as much as other times, 100% the person im thinking about is the person im with.

Edit: ops is this directed at the guys only?

Oh lighten up eek, this is supposed to be a light hearted thread!

Someone hot out of my past is my choice. Ooooh, the memories of youth!!! :D:D:o

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Never. Even if im not feeling the mood as much as other times, 100% the person im thinking about is the person im with.

Edit: ops is this directed at the guys only?

I may have originally intended it to be male orientated but left it unisexual so the girls could contribute.

Do girls have a problem like this occasionally? I know that they can carry out the actual physical process without any difficulty but I'm talking about finishing the job here.

After my first marriage ended I was fairly emotionally scarred but not to the point of impotence. "Finishing the job" was the problem, often to the point of exhaustion.

Using condoms for the first time in twenty years didn't help either, so sometimes a little fantasy was in order to help things along.

I'm with Eek on this - but always remeber - a bird in the bath is worth two in the bed.

I'm with Eek on this - but always remeber - a bird in the bath is worth two in the bed.

A bear with a rubber duck fetish !!! :o

I'm with Eek on this (we'll not take that too literally :D ) - but always remeber - a bird in the bath (how big's your bird bath?) is worth two in the bed (if your bird bath is anything to go by you'll need a harem in the bed).

I voted for the situation. Sometimes, just sometimes, things randomly come together like a great planetary conjunction and the earth really does move. It's the sort of evening, or whenever, you spend the rest of your life trying to recreate but it never quite happens. :D

But what the hel_l, it is great just trying for that personal best. :o

I'm with Eek on this - but always remeber - a bird in the bath is worth two in the bed.

A Kate Bush in the hand is worth one off the wrist :o

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Why no Licorice button ?

Because lining up on parade wasn't a problem, various users of the means you suggest told me that it could possibly only aggravate the situation.

Finally finding the right woman fixed everything though. :o

Oh lighten up eek, this is supposed to be a light hearted thread!

Someone hot out of my past is my choice. Ooooh, the memories of youth!!! :D:D:o

Oh you big bully :D

:(

Wasnt ment to be a dig at what other people think or do, just how i feel, not a "holier than thou attitude". No idea if my anyone in my past or present conjures up images of Jennifer Lopez or whoever or whatever :D But I have to say, for me, I feel good when the guy im with looks at me from time to time, sort of reassures that he is here with ME, not off in his head the whole time. Dunno if that makes sense.

A Kate Bush in the hand is worth one off the wrist.
I bet it's when she had big hair and the white flowing gown from the Wuthering Heights video. Image.

This thread reminds me of a lyric from 'Anything She Does - Genesis'.

Oh you know,

You've figured in some fantasies.

You would not believe,

What you've had to do,

....and later in that track....

You know,

That in twenty years or more,

You'll still look the same

As you do today.

You'll still be a young girl,

When I'm old and grey.

That's the crux, fantasy does not wrinkle, get hips or spoil with age.

As for the ladies side, gentlemen read My Secret Garden by Nancy Friday, thinking of pop music stars or multiple partners in the bath is nothing. You can read some here.

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I'm with Eek on this (we'll not take that too literally :D ) - but always remeber - a bird in the bath (how big's your bird bath?) is worth two in the bed (if your bird bath is anything to go by you'll need a harem in the bed).

I voted for the situation. Sometimes, just sometimes, things randomly come together like a great planetary conjunction and the earth really does move. It's the sort of evening, or whenever, you spend the rest of your life trying to recreate but it never quite happens. :D

But what the hel_l, it is great just trying for that personal best. :o

Yes, I'm a situation man... If you've had 'em why waste 'em?

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