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The Things Kids Say

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A friend of ours visited tonight with 2 of her boys, 4 and 9. They were telling us what they wanted to be when they grow up. They both want to be Rally Drivers, telling us why and how. Then my wife says 'Does no one want to be a ballerina?' The 4 year old replies "I had a ballerina once and she was yuch!" :o What was going through his mind?

Don't you just love kids! :D

Coming home from the beach one time with mob of rugrats etc, dorta asked,.....

"What are we having for tea tonite?"

Just so happened we were stopped at traffic lites near KFC.

A young voice, 4y/o in the back piped up.......

"Phucky fried , grandad."

KFC has been that in family ever since, no idea where he managed to get it from..

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Most excellent Pete. :o

Going out to buy some trees to plant in the garden and son says "Can we get a Fan Japanese".

I have no idea what he means. Still have no idea by the time we get to the nursery an hour later.

Walking through the nursery son points out a Frangipani tree. The penny drops.

Now we have a number of Fan Japanese trees, as they are now referred to, in the garden.

My little boy who is autistic can not help but tell the truth. When my late mothers botty had a little cough at the table, he lent over killing himself laughing and said, "Grandma you've farted". I nearly died.

This one i read a long time ago, but stayed with me because i thought it was so cute. A little girl asked her grandmother what her age was. Her grandmother told her she has forgotten. The little girl said "Its ok Grandma, just look in your knickers". :o

edit: for those who dont get it..kiddies knickers have age or age range in them: 12 yrs etc.

My lovely daughter at the tender age of three (she is four now), was with all of us at a family function (one of many chinese new year's do's with monks and all), when one of the uncles was teasing her, she turned around and said "bpai leeree ai sut ai hia" (Get the fuc_k out of here you prick!). (note - this is probably one of the worst ways to insult and swear at another person in Thai, don't get it in your vocabulary :D )

Everybody in the room dropped dead silent. I turn beetroot in embarassment.

One of the elder aunts asks my daughter - "Who tuaght you to say that?"

Daughter replies - "Gong" (grandfather) pointing to my father in law who was not standing more than four feet away.

OMG - The supressed laughter was un-fathomable, more than one or two people (FIL's brothers) wet their pants! :o

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Oh my word soundman, that's a beuty! :o

Here's another one for you. My wife goes to 'Bodypump' classes in the local gym. My friends 4 year old who calls farts pumps, said that she had to go there to pump as she didn't pump at home. I said 'Oh yes she does!' I had this vision of a class with 20+ people in it farting for a whole hour to loud music! :D

edit: for those who dont get it..kiddies knickers have age or age range in them: 12 yrs etc.

Brilliant.... pure kiddy logic, can't fault it.

Thadd

16 to Adult

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edit: for those who dont get it..kiddies knickers have age or age range in them: 12 yrs etc.

Brilliant.... pure kiddy logic, can't fault it.

Thadd

16 to Adult

Yeah, imagine 86-90 written on her underwear! :o

edit: for those who dont get it..kiddies knickers have age or age range in them: 12 yrs etc.

Brilliant.... pure kiddy logic, can't fault it.

Thadd

16 to Adult

Yeah, imagine 86-90 written on her underwear! :o

Just about right for the wife's size..................

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Ooooh, you so naughty!

I know I have posted this before, but it seemed quite apt.

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Good Luck

Moss

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It's still agood one Moss. :o

Oh i hadnt seen that before..HAHA what a smart little girl! :o

  • 3 weeks later...

Driving past the 7/11 last night, family and two nannies in the car, I overhear the two (laos) nannies commenting (in laos) on how good the figure of a katoey standing in front of the 7/11 was.

Forgetting I had children in the car, I turned around to the nannies and said, the katoey may have a good body, however, she has a face like a dogs arse. Laughter all around.

Thirty seconds later my four YO daughter pipes up, and asks "if the katoey has a face like a dogs arse, where is the hole daddy?"

Whoops!

:o

....and what kids do......

yesterday my 11 month old daughter was munching on a french fry. I held my hand out and she surrendered the remaining portion to me happily. I pretended to eat some of it until after about 5 seconds Aymee, with a cross look, held out her hand for the french fry. On being given the morsel back she proceeded to stuff the whole french fry into her mouth and gave it a good chewing. Then she extracted it and presented the chewed remains to me with a smile.

"Er, no thanks darling. You can keep it now."

Wife and I couldn't stop laughing at what Aymee had just done.

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You do have to be careful what you say and do around them. They spot everything...

You do have to be careful what you say and do around them. They spot everything...

and they remember best the most embarrassing bits.

..and always say the worst possible thing at the worst possible time

..BUT, so do adults...

At an official monk blessing of my bf's new home a few days ago, I saw a snail. I couldnt remember the word in Thai for snails/shell creatures, so I began to ask him, and the word that came into my mind was "Hee" in a high tone. His eyes went so wide and his face so red, and told me, flustered, that he would tell me later. When he told me later what i said, i couldnt believe it! We laughed about it, but omg, how embarrassing. I have NO idea who overheard me say that word. His new neighbors were all there too! Hope none of the monks did!

Anyway..back to kids, sorry. :o

edit: sorry, for those reading who may not know. Hee is apparently a super bad word for a womans private parts.

..and always say the worst possible thing at the worst possible time

..BUT, so do adults...

At an official monk blessing of my bf's new home a few days ago, I saw a snail. I couldnt remember the word in Thai for snails/shell creatures, so I began to ask him, and the word that came into my mind was "Hee" in a high tone.

Love it, mainly because I've spent the last few minutes drying my eyes and trying to forget the same mistakes I have made with the language.

My 4 year old has a habit of coming out with phrases such as "Shit", "fuc_k", "fuc_k it" or "For fuc_ks sake". Much to our embarassment.

I blame it entirely on the fact that I had a Glasweigan grandfather, it is not my fault in the slightest of course. :o

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