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:o jingle bells, shopping bells, will never stop, I’ve been shopping all week long and I’m about to drop

:D dashing thru the crowds, people everywhere, up and down the aisles, sneezing in my hair

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I really have a good idea.

It will release the stress to all of you freaked up foreigners, it will give you money and free time and help me and you.

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are you implying that i am being a hooka?

and what do i have to do with his "lotsa money"??

Clarify that.

I tink OFF topic --- or JUST OFF

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BT. :o

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are you implying that i am being a hooka? (No I do not).

and what do i have to do with his "lotsa money"?? (I dunno, it was just a question)

Clarify that. (Cleared up)?

Is he British by the way?

:o

Posted

you didnt answer my questions. Alex

please scroll up to read and answer what i asked you.

and if you wanna know which nat. he is, there is a website called GOOGLE.

try googling then you will get the answer.

Posted

no i wouldnt do that.

if you dnt clarify then it's "fine", I will just have to get used to be called like what I think it's really f*ckin mean.

hope yr mum is happy being called like a ____ as well

<deleted> off, will you both?

Posted

I am :o

I think you not understand what I mean with he probby has a lot of money.

Usually you say that when someone is seen as ugly.

For example, my GF is really a bit ugly, so when friends tell me this I always reply with: I know but she has a lot of money.

She has not, I can assure ya.

It is sort of a joke.

:D:D

Posted

Am I yr friend? - no just a random peep

by saying that it is implying that I like "his money".

it also means i am a gold-digger.

great joke!

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