mmushr00m Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 Just had some "apple red wine cheese cake" while waiting for a friend. He just arrived y'day and will be staying for a month. He's thinking of getting married....he has thought of getting married everytime he has visited over the last couple of years. Each time to a different girl. So now he's making plans to go down to Surat Thani to meet her family and to possibly discuss Sin Sod. If that happens he wants me to be his representative in the discussions. "ME!!!??? I have no bloody clue" I say to him. "Yes, you, you went through it didnt you???" he said. "No I didnt, didnt even know about it" said I "What?!! They never asked???" "Well if they did, they didnt ask me" "Why not??" "Maybe 'cos they know I am poor and that Im doing them a favour by taking a major headache off their hands" (heheh dont tell wife I said that.....although her family does agree with me). "so how much should I pay???" " dunno B200k maybe" "You sure?" "Just say you are poor!!!" "you're no help" "I know ". to be contd.....in Surat Thani maybe. Friend tends to change his mind the minute something young and pretty walks by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted December 7, 2008 Share Posted December 7, 2008 what's so exciting in Surat Thani? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesunset75 Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 I keep asking myself what so interesting in Surat Thani Ahhhhhhhhh....any idea ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 maybe the best fun already left town? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmushr00m Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Last time I was at Surat Thani and border cop with a BIG shiny gun (probably to compensate for a small d*ck) demanded to see my train ticket and passport. Then he commented that I am lucky to have a beautiful wife then invited me to drink whiskey with him. I took the hint, politely refused and bought him a bottle of whiskey, giving him a verbal BJ the entire time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesunset75 Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Oh where Koh Samui at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 real b*stard always lives as a real b*stard it is sad to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmushr00m Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 ouch thats pretty cynical..... ...true though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesunset75 Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 2-3-5-8-12-17-23........? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 SH*T HAPPENS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesunset75 Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 (edited) Good things will come to you Edited December 8, 2008 by thesunset75 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 if you keep your mind open and clear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RakJungTorlae Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Possessed by MOD spirit, Trying to communicate, wait the message is coming… Wait.. STOP BEING fuc_kING RETARDS WoW what just happed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 here we go a retard wif his stupid post u need an alcohol fix! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 lol irony's a wonderful thing, ain't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 i guess.......... yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RakJungTorlae Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 lol irony's a wonderful thing, ain't it? If you can guess witch cum 1st the chick or the egg then yes!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 it's the egg there was a mutation inside an egg if u dnt believe, watch Animal Planet, booze head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RakJungTorlae Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 it's the eggthere was a mutation inside an egg if u dnt believe, watch Animal Planet, booze head I thought it was the chick as she rolled over and said, is that it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 then u may ask KFC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 what came AFTER the egg mayo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RakJungTorlae Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 (edited) nvm Edited December 8, 2008 by RakJungTorlae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 been (heavily) drinking yet again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RakJungTorlae Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 (edited) NO seriously!!!!.. who gave me 2 stars down??? I hope you rot in he1l Edited December 8, 2008 by RakJungTorlae Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarge Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 NO seriously!!!!.. who gave me 2 stars down??? I hope you rot in he1l seen your "RETAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRDDDD" filled post, before you edited it out. That was gross! wot r ya swigging at 2nite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RakJungTorlae Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 NO seriously!!!!.. who gave me 2 stars down??? I hope you rot in he1l seen your "RETAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRDDDD" filled post, before you edited it out. That was gross! wot r ya swigging at 2nite? I have no idea what you are talking about, lay of the juice seriously. Today’s history lesion- the plague that broke out somewhere in the middle of the 12th century had an insurance scheme founded in Iceland. LOL. Will teach them to eat frozen rats!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 have you tried? i cant eat it unless i put it in the microwave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RakJungTorlae Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 have you tried?i cant eat it unless i put it in the microwave. Only there eyes as it’s a good source of protean and a boots of stamina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted December 9, 2008 Share Posted December 9, 2008 melamin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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