The Off Topic Thread

[mmushr00m]

Just had some "apple red wine cheese cake" while waiting for a friend.

He just arrived y'day and will be staying for a month.

He's thinking of getting married....he has thought of getting married everytime he has visited over the last couple of years. Each time to a different girl.

So now he's making plans to go down to Surat Thani to meet her family and to possibly discuss Sin Sod. If that happens he wants me to be his representative in the discussions.

"ME!!!??? I have no bloody clue" I say to him.

"Yes, you, you went through it didnt you???" he said.

"No I didnt, didnt even know about it" said I

"What?!! They never asked???"

"Well if they did, they didnt ask me"

"Why not??"

"Maybe 'cos they know I am poor and that Im doing them a favour by taking a major headache off their hands"

(heheh dont tell wife I said that.....although her family does agree with me).

"so how much should I pay???"

" dunno B200k maybe"

"You sure?"

"Just say you are poor!!!"

"you're no help"

"I know ".

to be contd.....in Surat Thani maybe. Friend tends to change his mind the minute something young and pretty walks by.

[Sarge]

what's so exciting in Surat Thani?

[thesunset75]

I keep asking myself what so interesting in Surat Thani

Ahhhhhhhhh....any idea ??

[Sarge]

maybe the best fun already left town?

[mmushr00m]

Last time I was at Surat Thani and border cop with a BIG shiny gun (probably to compensate for a small d*ck) demanded to see my train ticket and passport.

Then he commented that I am lucky to have a beautiful wife then invited me to drink whiskey with him.

I took the hint, politely refused and bought him a bottle of whiskey, giving him a verbal BJ the entire time.

[thesunset75]

Oh where Koh Samui at.

[thithi]

real b*stard always lives as a real b*stard

it is sad to know.

[mmushr00m]

ouch thats pretty cynical.....

...true though.

[thesunset75]

2-3-5-8-12-17-23........?

[thithi]

SH*T HAPPENS

[thesunset75]

Good things will come to you

Edited December 8, 2008 by thesunset75

[Sarge]

if you keep your mind open and clear

[RakJungTorlae]

Possessed by MOD spirit,

Trying to communicate,

wait the message is coming…

Wait..

STOP BEING fuc_kING RETARDS

WoW what just happed

[thithi]

here we go a retard wif his stupid post

u need an alcohol fix!

[Sarge]

lol irony's a wonderful thing, ain't it?

[thithi]

i guess.......... yes

[RakJungTorlae]

lol irony's a wonderful thing, ain't it?

If you can guess witch cum 1^st the chick or the egg then yes!!!!!!

[thithi]

it's the egg

there was a mutation inside an egg

if u dnt believe, watch Animal Planet, booze head

[RakJungTorlae]

it's the egg

there was a mutation inside an egg

if u dnt believe, watch Animal Planet, booze head

I thought it was the chick as she rolled over and said, is that it?

[thithi]

then u may ask KFC!

[Sarge]

what came AFTER the egg mayo?

[RakJungTorlae]

nvm

Edited December 8, 2008 by RakJungTorlae

[Sarge]

been (heavily) drinking yet again?

[RakJungTorlae]

NO seriously!!!!.. who gave me 2 stars down??? I hope you rot in he1l

Edited December 8, 2008 by RakJungTorlae

[thithi]

cheers!

[Sarge]

NO seriously!!!!.. who gave me 2 stars down??? I hope you rot in he1l

seen your "RETAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRDDDD" filled post, before you edited it out. That was gross! wot r ya swigging at 2nite?

[RakJungTorlae]

NO seriously!!!!.. who gave me 2 stars down??? I hope you rot in he1l

seen your "RETAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRDDDD" filled post, before you edited it out. That was gross! wot r ya swigging at 2nite?

I have no idea what you are talking about, lay of the juice seriously.

Today’s history lesion- the plague that broke out somewhere in the middle of the 12^th century had an insurance scheme founded in Iceland. LOL. Will teach them to eat frozen rats!!!!!!!!!!!

[thithi]

have you tried?

i cant eat it unless i put it in the microwave.

[RakJungTorlae]

have you tried?

i cant eat it unless i put it in the microwave.

Only there eyes as it’s a good source of protean and a boots of stamina.

[thithi]

melamin?