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A nine year old boy asks his mother,

"Is God male or female?"

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds

"Well God is both male and female."

This confuses the boy, so he asks,

"Is God black or white?"

"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."

This really confuses the boy, so he asks,

"Is God gay or straight?"

Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to

be consistent, the mother answers,

"Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with

understanding and he triumphantly asks...

"Is Michael Jackson God?"

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