One day a mouse is running around in the jungle and he hears an elephant calling for help.

He finds the elephant in a very deep pit and he can't get out.

The mouse says wait I'll get you out.

The mouse finds his friend the the jaguar. He lowers a curly vine into the hole and tells the elephant to hold on tight. He ties the other end to the jaguar and yells run.

The jaguar runs fast as he can, the curls stretch out of the vine and at it's taughtest point snaps the elephant out of the hole.

The elephant thanks the mouse and says he will never forget the favour.

A couple of weeks later the elephant hears the mouse crying for help and finds him in the same pit.

The elephant walks over the hole lowers his willy and the mouse scurries out.

The moral of this story is.

You don't need a jaguar if you have a big willy.