Generic Viagra

[alvino]

In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name.

For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as

naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration

by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the

generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin,

mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be

available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage

suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be

possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no

longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of

cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will

market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.

The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully

considered: Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants

and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's research. It is believed that by the

year 2030, there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge

breasts and erections who can't remember what to do with them.