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Do not forget to ask where you can buy Marmite or Vegemite because you cannot live without it.

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:o

That made me chuckle more than the others.

Moss

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I think that you will find that the less seriously people take themselves and this site the more fun it is.

A bit like Thailand itself, really. :o

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Do not forget to ask where you can buy Marmite or Vegemite because you cannot live without it.

I notice you're from Khon Kaen and have many posts under your belt, so you wouldn't happen to know... perhaps not.

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"13. Now that you have joined, please allow the other members the opportunity to bow at your feet. A simple sarcastic retort is all they require in way of thanks for you granting them that privilege. The ability to bask in your newbie glow is probably more than they deserve, but you are a humble and generous."

14. Be assured that a superior post count will exponentially increase the value and importance of every post you make.

15. Always use emoticons to take the edge off petty, pedantic or nonsensical comments.

If you enjoy flaming and dont want to get accused of breaking ThaiVisa rules, you can do it discretely such as using the eye straining, irritating, annoying type text as the example shown above.

This get`s their blood boiling everytime.

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"13. Now that you have joined, please allow the other members the opportunity to bow at your feet. A simple sarcastic retort is all they require in way of thanks for you granting them that privilege. The ability to bask in your newbie glow is probably more than they deserve, but you are a humble and generous."

14. Be assured that a superior post count will exponentially increase the value and importance of every post you make.

15. Always use emoticons to take the edge off petty, pedantic or nonsensical comments.

If you enjoy flaming and dont want to get accused of breaking ThaiVisa rules, you can do it discretely such as using the eye straining, irritating, annoying type text as the example shown above.

This get`s their blood boiling everytime.

Complaining about poor grammar (especially the use of grocer's apostrophes) is highly recommended.

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Complaining about poor grammar (especially the use of grocer's apostrophes) is highly recommended.

Only one grocer? Shouldn't that be "grocers' apostrophes". :o

:D

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I DIDN'T BOTHER TO READ THE POSTS IN THIS THREAD BUT AM CURIOUS. COULD SOMEONE JUST GIVE ME A QUICK SUMMARY TO SAVE ME THE TIME? I ALWAYS POST IN CAPS.

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To the OP - CANT YOU READ!!!!!. If you could you would know that most posters do this already.

Whoops! I forgot to copy all the other post on this thread. Sorry.

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Great merit can be gained from being the first to tell someone to "go home"......bugger, I have been beaten to it again.

YEP! :o I did it :D

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Make sure if you've read the whole totally boring thread you reply with "I can't believe I've just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading this cr@p" :o

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Make sure if you've read the whole totally boring thread you reply with "I can't believe I've just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading this cr@p" :o

Guilty, as charged. l9iblush.gif

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Make sure if you've read the whole totally boring thread you reply with "I can't believe I've just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading this cr@p" :o

Guilty, as charged. l9iblush.gif

Appeals to the mods to PUHLEASE close this thread.

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Make sure if you've read the whole totally boring thread you reply with "I can't believe I've just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading this cr@p" :o

Guilty, as charged. l9iblush.gif

Appeals to the mods to PUHLEASE close this thread.

SECONDED. CLOSE HIS DARNED THREAD.

YOU"RE AS IMPOTENT AS THE AIRPORT POLICE

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3. If you know nothing on the subject raised in the thread, please contribute anyway.

:D lol ... I know one or two who have taken this to heart

6. And remember, try to have fun using the site - particulary if this is at someone elses expense.

:o

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Make sure if you've read the whole totally boring thread you reply with "I can't believe I've just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading this cr@p" :o

Guilty, as charged. l9iblush.gif

Appeals to the mods to PUHLEASE close this thread.

SECONDED. CLOSE HIS DARNED THREAD.

YOU"RE AS IMPOTENT AS THE AIRPORT POLICE

and if shouting dont work try ungrammatical frets

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18. (I think?) Adding biased, one-sided political comments to News postings is a good way to ensure that the thread becomes an unreadable mass of petty arguments within 30 seconds of posting.

19. A really narrow viewpoint is a great way to stay focussed on your pet issue, try to never see another person's point of view as this will distract you from speading second hand propaganda.

20. Add regular posts to your own threads to keep them current :o

..... Anyone want to add 21?

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Someone elses expence? About 500 Baht a day I guess.

Oh yes, and there's no need to read the whole post before replying, you can get the gist from the last few words.

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Always close with a vague inference to mafia's, conspiracies, over/under tipping, and whether it's raining where your at.

At any point feel free to interject wildcards for no apparent reason, such as lady boy, tiered pricing, buffalo, and Rolex. :o

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7. Remember that pretty much any question you can think of, has already been asked 10-12 times, possibly within the last week. Never search for a topic, always create a new one. If you see a topic already running, just create a new one with a slightly different title !

8. Always, always quote huge posts, and add a single one word or one line to the end of it, or even nothing at all ! Great way to increase your post count !

8a. If someone else has already done this, feel free to quote the entire thing again, so you can comment on the one word (or one) line response of the person before you. Remember, the more words in your posts, even if they aren't yours and have no relevance, still count towards well, nothing at all, but don't let that stop you sunshine, because you are special !

9. Never, ever use the "Add Reply" button, because this just opens a blank window to post in. Always use the "reply" button because that way you look important by having massively huge posts, with multiple embedded quotes, and your plithy one word comment on the end.

10. Feel free on your first day to tell members that have been here for years and have thousands of posts, about how your 2 posts means you know more than everyone else. Don't be upset when they point out your obvious errors and lack of knowledge, simply resort to using profanities and calling them names. That'll teach them !

11. Do not EVER read the forum rules. After all, they aren't your rules, so why should you have to obey them ? You've consented to grace this site with your presence, you should be allowed to post what ever you want !

12. Remember that while Google is a great search engine, it is beneath you to do your own searches. Simply ask your questions on TV and let others do all the searching for you ! That can save you hours of having to figure out things like proper spelling, or rooting through useless links. Let someone else do it and just give you the pertinent results.

And if you don't like those results, feel free to insult those idiots for not knowing exactly what you wanted, even if you didn't specify it or really know what you were looking for in the first place !

13. Now that you have joined, please allow the other members the opportunity to bow at your feet. A simple sarcastic retort is all they require in way of thanks for you granting them that privilege. The ability to bask in your newbie glow is probably more than they deserve, but you are a humble and generous.

(I'm sure there are plenty more rules that can be added to this guide) :o

i like number 8 :D - btw that brings me up to 141 already :D

8 is a horrible rule, don't you know anything?!?!!?11! 8a is the best!

So true! This one drives me bonkers. :D

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ALWAYS..............Slag Pattaya off !!!

( while secretively counting down the days until you can sneak back down there to " return" that library book .) :o

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Don't forget to ALWAYS quote previous posts, even quoting quotes, that avoids having to read all of the crap from the very beginning.

Sorry if I don't follow my own rules :o

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21.

If you are thinking about flaming someone, I suggest late in the day on Fridays because this way when the inevitable red card is handed out, the majority of the 3 day match ban is over the weekend.

(note to the powers that be - I am in no way condoning flaming)

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Also don't forget to say how terrible things are here in LOS and state emphatically that you are moving to Cambodia...then never do.

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WWF is this thread about? Can't be buthered to read dis trach. The OP is obviously cluelass and bean banging bargirlz all day and supports the PAD. Nuff said. TIT.

Youz all cum from Pittaya and your speling is crup. Cop coon crap. :o

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WWF is this thread about? Can't be buthered to read dis trach. The OP is obviously cluelass and bean banging bargirlz all day and supports the PAD. Nuff said. TIT.

Youz all cum from Pittaya and your speling is crup. Cop coon crap. :o

Troll :D

Rule 22. Always do an edit to your post as this makes it stand out amongst all the dross above your post.

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WWF is this thread about? Can't be buthered to read dis trach. The OP is obviously cluelass and bean banging bargirlz all day and supports the PAD. Nuff said. TIT.

Youz all cum from Pittaya and your speling is crup. Cop coon crap. :o

Troll :D

Rule 22. Always do an edit to your post as this makes it stand out amongst all the dross above your post.

Yes

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