February 4, 200917 yr I can't take any more of these egg jokes!!! Or should I say egg yokes!!! Yeah, the thread's topic has got a bit Scrambled. I'm not gonna Whisk any more egg jokes, or i might get Beaten.
February 4, 200917 yr Yeah, the thread's topic has got a bit Scrambled. I'm not gonna Whisk any more egg jokes, or i might get Beaten. Thats a bit shell-fish
February 4, 200917 yr Yeah, the thread's topic has got a bit Scrambled. I'm not gonna Whisk any more egg jokes, or i might get Beaten. Thats a bit shell-fish Careful ! Off-topic posts could get you Poached ! Especially by a Hard-Boiled Eggcentric that doesn't go Over-Easy on yolks !
February 4, 200917 yr Seems we may be walking on egg shells with all these old jokes...E:T The "Gai" ( ไก่ )above, hatched the first joke
February 4, 200917 yr Yeah, now he's got egg all over his face, a real Benedict. (well, come, let there be no more talk about cheese).
February 5, 200917 yr No, No! It was the duck! He flew in, quacked, and then scrambled and flew out again. I hope he hasn't been poached by 'the dark side'...
February 5, 200917 yr Ladies don't see the funny side of egg jokes, so should we collate them and put them in an album men?(Was it worth it, or should I get my coat?) Definitely worth it. good one
February 5, 200917 yr Here are some that might 'crack' you up! Q. Who is the best egg Chef? A. Egg-On Ronay! Q. Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? A. Because it wanted to lay it on the line! Q. Who wore the first shell suit? A. Humpty Dumpty! Q. What time do hens get up? A. The quack of dawn! Q. How do eggs sell newspapers? A. Eggstra, Eggstra, Read All About It! Q. How does the Chicken fit its shell? A. Egg-sactly!! Q. What do you get when you cross a chicken witha martian? A. An eggs-traterrestrial! Q. How do chickens visit their friends? A. They use National Eggs-press coaches! Q. What happens if you mix up a computer manual with a cook book? A. You get an Egg-Shell spreadsheet!! I was on holiday in France and bought some bread and eggs in the village, when I got to the counter I decided not to get the eggs, just the bread. I thought I'd given the assistant enough money, but she said no. I asked "why?" She pointed to the bread and said "because it's not an oeuf" Q. Why don't eggs ever buy singles? A. Because they're albumen! Q. Why did the egg peeler hate his job? A. He Felt like he was walking on egg shells all the time! Knock, Knock. Who's there? Egbert. Egbert Who? Egg but no bacon! A blonde husband wanted to learn how to make an omelette. He was told that to start he had to seperate two eggs, so he put one in the kitchen and one in the hall! Q. What did the hen say when she laid a bright pink egg? A. Why that's Eggstraordinary! Q. Where would you find a chicken with no legs? A. Where you left it!! Q. How do you cook an egg on a summers day? A. Sunny side up!! Q. Why did the egg go to Switzerland? A. To go Yokelling!!! Q. What did Snow White call her chicken? A. Egg White! Q. How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? A. Just one, because then your stomach won't be empty! Q. What kind of egg lives by the sea? A. An egg shell! Q. What do you call a mischevious egg? A. A Practical Yoker!! Q. What did the egg do when the other egg told it a joke? A. It cracked up! Q. Why did the Egg hide? A. He was a little chicken! Q. What did the chick say when his mum laid an orange? A. Look what marmalade! Q. What do chickens grow on? A. Eggplants! Q. What's the difference between a soldier and a fireman? A. You can't dip a fireman in an egg Q. How long does it take an egg to cook? A. It depends what its cooking! There were two eggs being boiled in a saucepan. One egg said 'owch it's hot in here...' The other egg said 'arghhhh!! A talking egg!!' Q:What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? A:An Egg. Did you hear the one about the egg? It's not all it's "cracked" up to be! Knock, Knock! Who's there? Omelette. Omelette who? Omelette smarter than I look What do you call an egg that goes on safari? An eggs-plorer! What do you call a city of 20 million eggs? New Yolk City! What do you get when you put a Tasmanian Devil in a chicken coop? Deviled eggs! Where did the chicken go on her vacation? Sandy Eggo! Who wrote Great Eggspectations? Charles Chickens What do you call an egg that goes on safari? An eggs-plorer! Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the rooster egged her on!! What day do chickens hate the most? Fry-day! Why did the naked Egg cross the road? To get to the Shell Station What website do eggs love? egg-cite.co.uk At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?" "Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks." How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it? By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six. What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong. Yours truly, Win in Kan
February 7, 200917 yr (^as the actress said to the bishop...) What have actresses and bishops got to do with eggs ?? Please don't go into eggs-cruciating detail, though!
February 18, 200917 yr I met and had a drink with Mr and Mrs Random Chances last week. Tis a small world
February 19, 200917 yr I'll ask again (no answers so far). What happened to Crow Boy? It's been months now since he posted, and he never used to miss a beat.
February 19, 200917 yr Someone said he'd gone back to Australia to seek his fortune and had no time for forums anymore.
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