From BBC News - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7812875.stm

'Penis fire' suspect is charged

An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his penis.

Rajini Narayan, 44, is alleged to have doused her husband, Satish, with a flammable liquid while he was sleeping.

When she set him alight, Mr Narayan jumped out of bed and knocked over the substance, causing the fire to spread.

Mrs Narayan told the court she had not intended to kill her husband but to punish him for his alleged infidelity.

Prosecutor Lucy Boord said Mrs Narayan had confessed to her neighbours, telling them she was a "jealous wife" and believed her husband was having an affair.

"I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else, I didn't mean this to happen," Ms Boord quoted Mrs Narayan as saying.

The fire, on 8 December 2008, caused damage to the couple's house estimated at 1m Australian dollars ($715,000, £490,000).

Mrs Narayan was initially charged with arson and endangering life - including the lives of her three children who were in the house at the time.

The charge was upgraded to murder after Mr Narayan died from his injuries last week.

She has been held in police custody pending the results of a psychological assessment.

Where's Crow Boy - this is his neighbourhood, isn't it?

You see what happens when women start to regard your property as their own?

Burns him, burns the house, all over nothing. Well, very small little things ....

I do feel this should be in our " serious " section. Having one's tadger set on fire is no laughing matter !!!

Apparently it was completely his fault the house burned down; when he woke up with his todger on fire he jumped about waving his arms around and knocked over the bottle of inflammable stuff she'd used which started the main conflagration.

An open and shut case in which the husband has clearly over reacted.

.....all over nothing. Well, very small little things ....

Speak for yourself Sand-Meister !

Everytime the g/f threatens to "snip" mine off, I point out to her that she'll need a much larger pair of scissors, and there isn't a knife in the apartment (that she knows of) big enough to do the job !

(Then she points to the Thai sword a friend gave me for my birthday. That might do the trick, if her skinny little arms can lift it !!)

.....all over nothing. Well, very small little things ....

Speak for yourself Sand-Meister !

Everytime the g/f threatens to "snip" mine off, I point out to her that she'll need a much larger pair of scissors, and there isn't a knife in the apartment (that she knows of) big enough to do the job !

(Then she points to the Thai sword a friend gave me for my birthday. That might do the trick, if her skinny little arms can lift it !!)

Can be done with a Swiss Army knife. May take a little time and be a trifle irritating, but I am sure it could be done.

Probably best with a cutting torch.

But Mre Narayan seems to be a trifle over-possesive.

Reminds me - on my work in Saudi last year I had an Insian assistant named Baiju Narayan. Woner if he emigrated ???

.....all over nothing. Well, very small little things ....

Speak for yourself Sand-Meister !

Everytime the g/f threatens to "snip" mine off, I point out to her that she'll need a much larger pair of scissors, and there isn't a knife in the apartment (that she knows of) big enough to do the job !

(Then she points to the Thai sword a friend gave me for my birthday. That might do the trick, if her skinny little arms can lift it !!)

Can be done with a Swiss Army knife. May take a little time and be a trifle irritating, but I am sure it could be done.

Give over Kerry. I've heard yours is the size, that one snip with a pair of nail cutters would suffice

Give over Kerry. I've heard yours is the size, that one snip with a pair of nail cutters would suffice

Oh that's just britmaveric talking. He's jealous because his (former) girlfriends were telling him how I was hung like a stud elephant !

"It's as long as my arm,

and as think as my wrist.

The head of it is,

as big as my fist."

(and it can smell FEAR!)

Was she using a "blow" torch ?

Was she using a "blow" torch ?

No just learning to smoke.

Or she misread the title of her newest cook book: "How To Cook Weiners For Your Man"

poor bugger....and he did not even make love to that women.....just fcuked her...what an overreaction.....wymen...

The wife said burning not good, deprives poor ducks from their food

Was she using a "blow" torch ?

No just learning to smoke.

I've heard smoking in bed can be dangerous. The wife says it's better to smoke outdoors....something about the smell.

Funny, but I always thought it was the taste which concerned her more.