They, too, will have to confess their helplessness, their shame at the night they got home at 10.30 and didn't piss in the sock drawer. Their sadly unexciting, considerate treatment of their partner. The fact that they have no anecdotes about being off their face, wasted, wrecked, and out of it. The lack of red wine stains on their lips, and the absence of liquid excuses for their behaviour.

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Moss

Wha - wha - what? ! ? !

Hehe j/k I get it.

So yer a wowser, hope you do not want sympathy.

Get-a-Life

Get drunk

Very funny.

Actually though, i particularly liked the last line "David Randall is a non-recovering tee-totaller, sick to death of the idea you must drink alcohol to have a good time"

Exactly!

(I dont drink either..and I love having fun! )

I have way too much fun sober. When I did drink a lot - way too much - I did the stupidest, most dangerous things. Now I do silly sober things. And never forget to use condoms.

I actually came to my senses 40 odd years ago.

Getting drunk was a mugs idea of fun.

Totally concur with Blondie.