Last night the wife and I watched 3 DVD's back to back.

Luckily, I was the one facing the TV

How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal.

I was sh*gging the neighbour over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.

She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!”

Thinking back, I really should have legged it – but you don’t get offers like that every day.

I was sh*gging the neighbour over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.

She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!”

Thinking back, I really should have legged it – but you don’t get offers like that every day.

You're a sick puppy, I hope you realize and appreciate that.

I was sh*gging the neighbour over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.

She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!”

Thinking back, I really should have legged it – but you don’t get offers like that every day.

You're a sick puppy, I hope you realize and appreciate that.

Ya think?

Ctrl C then Ctrl V

Once was more than enough LOL