A Popular

[AltumAngel]

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He said:

"the best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my

wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And

that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to

crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink.

He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of

my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing to recall the second

half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out"…and I can’t remember who

she was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital

bed nursing burns from boiling water.

Moral of the story: "Don’t copy if you can’t paste!

[warfie]

ho hum... yawn... this one's been done to death... keep trying...

[njpski]

ho hum... yawn... this one's been done to death... keep trying...

I agree