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How To Deal With Thais

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ignore ém! (unless you want something of them!)

if they want something of you:

smile!

smile again!

dial a stupid number on your cell phone!

walk slowly away while talking nonsense!

smile again!

step slowly on your bike or in your car!

smile one last time more!

and disappear without looking back!

if not following these simple communication rules you will find yourself at least back married

or milked but most likely both at the same time. this is not a joke but some years of expat life

experience in Thailand.

...and then it´s really great!

Three years of TV membership and that was all you could come up with in your 28th post ?

Did she rip off your computer ? :):D

I treat Thai's as I would treat anyone in the UK, or any other foreigner or westerner here. It just seems trickier to spot the rogue characters amongst the locals so sometimes indifference works.

ignore ém! (unless you want something of them!)

if they want something of you:

smile!

smile again!

dial a stupid number on your cell phone!

walk slowly away while talking nonsense!

smile again!

step slowly on your bike or in your car!

smile one last time more!

and disappear without looking back!

if not following these simple communication rules you will find yourself at least back married

or milked but most likely both at the same time. this is not a joke but some years of expat life

experience in Thailand.

...and then it´s really great!

Leave Thailand asap!!!

ignore ém! (unless you want something of them!)

if they want something of you:

smile!

smile again!

dial a stupid number on your cell phone!

walk slowly away while talking nonsense!

smile again!

step slowly on your bike or in your car!

smile one last time more!

and disappear without looking back!

if not following these simple communication rules you will find yourself at least back married

or milked but most likely both at the same time. this is not a joke but some years of expat life

experience in Thailand.

...and then it´s really great!

I will revise this.

When dealing with shop stall people, tuk tuk drivers and tailors..................

Its funny how divorced guys come to Thailand after being milked by their western wife and then they come to Thailand and make the same mistakes over again. Pick a woman in your league wether you are in the west or Thailand.

  • 3 weeks later...
ignore ém! (unless you want something of them!)

if they want something of you:

smile!

smile again!

dial a stupid number on your cell phone!

walk slowly away while talking nonsense!

smile again!

step slowly on your bike or in your car!

smile one last time more!

and disappear without looking back!

if not following these simple communication rules you will find yourself at least back married

or milked but most likely both at the same time. this is not a joke but some years of expat life

experience in Thailand.

...and then it´s really great!

Leave Thailand asap!!!

:) I agree! We are Guest in this Country, so we have adapt. If somebody can not adapt, just get a Ticket and fly Home.

hey Thai are also the human, mkay?

will u do like that when they come to talk to you nicely?

this is not a joke but some years of expat life

experience in Thailand

then why did you stay so long?

I'm sure your Thai friends miss you.

as if . . .

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