Stiff Competition For Erotic Brew

[Maestro]

Stiff competition for erotic brew

Erotic ... new 'libido-boosting' beer

By JO CHARLTON

Published: 14 Sep 2009

MEN all over Europe will be going ale night long after the launch of a new libido-boosting beer.

The erotic tonic is better than Viagra with an "instant" effect, according to brewer Juergen Hopf.

He claims he made the uplifting discovery by accident when machines at his automated brewery in Schoenbrunn in Bavaria, Germany, broke down.

And he says the secret to its saucy success is that he whipped up the recipe in the nud_e wearing just a leather apron and an alpine hat.

'Strange'

He said: "I was called up to try and fix it as I live just over the road. It was the middle of the night and there wasn't a soul in sight so I crossed the road wearing just my little apron and slippers.

"The machinery couldn't be restarted so I picked up a large stick and started to stir the vat. I suddenly felt strange and I knew that this beer would be different from any beer we had ever made before.

"Sure enough, when the beer went on sale everyone who drank it said the effect was instant. Everyone I asked told me they had not watched TV all week. Instead they went straight to the bedroom with no time to spare."

Now Hopf plans to export his special brew — complete with a topless girl on the label — throughout Europe.

He said: "We already have one or two customers in the UK but once people there know what our beer does we'll be bigger than ever."

And we're sure despite the stiff competition Hopf won't be a flop.

The Sun 2009-09-14

[mahtin]

Saw this in my local supermarket in Munich.

The punchline is at the bottom - "cherry classic!"