GungaDin Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 A vagina is pretty much like a nose Thai Visa Quote of the month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark45y Posted February 27, 2010 Author Share Posted February 27, 2010 Partial penetration...it is called a short dick. And the frustration part is this topic. Not short not long just average. Never been a problem either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark45y Posted February 27, 2010 Author Share Posted February 27, 2010 Partial penetration = still a virgin :D Omg..please..no no...i have to stop reading this thread before i wet myself laughing... Eek did you never play at sex before you actually had sex? I guess if one loses their virginity early in life sex drive does not really come into play. Dating one woman exclusively for four years with the raging hormones of two college kids leads people to do all sorts of strange things. I would have preferred a normal sex life but the lady was insistent on me not consummating our relationship. Anything short of that was acceptable. Yeh i obviously gave up my virginity at an early age because i laugh at partial penetration not equaling loss of virginity. I already knew you werent a gentleman, so didnt expect anything less than some childish little snide remark. Have a nice life mark. I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners. I don’t like them myself. They’re pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 As you should. If you can't mind your manners then perhaps you should cease posting while still ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neeranam Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 How old are you Mark? 15? Another great response that took much time and effort. Not as good as Eek though. Holy crap and boggle get extra points. The 15 year old remark is a bit lame. How old are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonrakers Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings. The words "Ad hominem" spring to mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yabaaaa Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Partial penetration = still a virgin :D Omg..please..no no...i have to stop reading this thread before i wet myself laughing... Come on Eek evryone knows only using the first 8 inches is partial penetration.............anything after that is full on shagging!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yabaaaa Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 As you should. If you can't mind your manners then perhaps you should cease posting while still ahead. Careful he'll be calling you a virgin next, and then you too could be his lucky next victim partner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skint Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 This thread is quality, OP pull the other leg it plays jingle bells Your almost as bad as the sad sacks who think their BG is cheating on them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mossfinn Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 I would have preferred a normal sex life but the lady was insistent on me not consummating our relationship. Anything short of that was acceptable. Hi Mark, we all use pseudonyms on here, what is your real name, Justin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jangot Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 I promised myself I would not post on this sad thread again, but promises, like OP's women, are there to be "broken" (his word). Well, I have never had sex with a virgin, so with his scoreboard, I guess OP had the one allocated to me. I forgive him, at 61 years old, I guess I got over it. However, the woman who took MY virginity never gave me the care, consideration and counseling the OP gave the virgins he "deflowered" - she just seduced me and took me I would never marry a virgin. I would be concerned that she would forever wonder what she may be missing (or worse, go exploring) I know that the women (2) I married chose me over all the other men she may have sampled (I never asked). Regarding the OP's stupid definition that a woman who has experienced "partial penetration" is still a virgin... get real. The woman who has lost her hymen to a tampon, vibrator or bike saddle (whatever) is still a virgin. The OP is fixated with nebulous definitions. You could say that Snow White was a virgin - with 7 dents in her hymen. The OP would be liberated if he would spend some time in the Trobriand Islands, where such things are of no concern. J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carib Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 She doesnot inhale...so it is not sex... Or am I mixing things up now, I am sure someone said something like this....It was a wellknown person... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jangot Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Ah! the problem with 'Slick Willie' was that he used a cigar. Had he used a cigarette, it would only have been partial, and would have been OK. Never mind the oral thing...OP's definition of oral sex is talking about it. J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carib Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted February 27, 2010 Share Posted February 27, 2010 This is too long to let a troll topic run. Have fun viewing life through your speculum Mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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