He did it for the right reasons.

"Camel toe" got a bit famous as a term for it's lookalike a few years ago when a band did a take-off of a Beach Boys song that was just a list of various names for .... just listen .... and watch!!!

Hilarious.

Newspapers were much simpler in past years - all you would find in them were fish and chips (and a pickled onion).

This seems to me to be a comment on the quality of newspaper Jai Dee reads.

Never find such articles in the Telegraph, b'gad!

Camel Toad!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Suppose it could be construed as a sort of drug...

Camel Toad!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Suppose it could be construed as a sort of drug...

I certainly have a taste for it.....but if I don't get it, I don't have withdrawal symptoms (except an itchy right hand)....so it probably isn't a drug, as such.

Note the name of the journalist.

An unfortunate coincidence.

^Poor old roger boys.

I don't get whats wrong with jai dee's post......why did they throw that poor man in jail, afterall he's just an animal lover

So girls with dinky cherries are not up for a good rogering...

Ah, well. I get my poncho...

Do you need something for the kids to do over the Easter/Songkran Holidays. I came across this in today's Guardian

Set off a volcano

Possibly the most rewarding thing you and your kids will ever do in the kitchen. Grab a large bowl and get some small hands to mix together 850g of plain flour, 320g of salt (don't worry – nobody will be eating it), 480ml of water and 4 tablespoons of cooking oil until smooth but not sloppy (you can vary the amount of water to obtain the right consistency). Place an empty half-litre drinks bottle in a large oven dish and mould your mixture around it to form the volcano's cone. Unscrew the cap and pour in warm water almost to the top. Add a splash of red food colouring, six drops of washing-up liquid and two tablespoons of bicarbonate of soda. Have someone ready with a video camera and gently start to pour vinegar into the bottle. Your family's volcano will erupt with a satisfyingly realistic flow of bright red carbon dioxide foam 'lava'.

More here :-

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/201...ce-experiements

...... And so it should be.

Excerpt From A 1960s UK School Textbook

Edit: If print is too small, as summun just said to me.........

Most will know, but for those unaware.

Most mouse have a scroll wheel these days.

Hold the CTRL key down and roll scroll wheel forwards and the page will enlarge making print larger.

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I knew I was doing something wrong when I wore my curlers to bed every night, and forgetting the little moan..

^^Ah, to be a bloke in the 60s - waking up to a freshly brewed cup of tea. Magic. (Those Teasmaids were the worst things ever invented. The thin edge of the wedge. I'm sure the burn-the-bra brigade and "womyn's" libbers could all be traced back to the Teasmaid (which, no doubt, was an invention of the hen-pecked husband of a sufragette).

I knew I was doing something wrong when I wore my curlers to bed every night, and forgetting the little moan..

You forgot to moan??? Tut tut tut. That won't do at all.

Mind you, a genuine experience would result in forgetting the entire rule book.

It seems no moan or little moan is way out of fashion.

There must be an updated for-women's-eyes-only book out there today with modified advice; "Make sure you sound just like Meg Ryan in "When Harry Met Sally".

Judging from my vast experience.

As I adjust my clothing and apply my nighttime face!!!

Bugger the teas made. I want one of those super duper expensive expresso machines with all the bells and whistles.

^That's fine - good idea, in fact... as long as you get up early to put fresh coffee in the machine and brew it up for your man (can't have those coffee grounds sitting in the machine overnight getting stale).

As I adjust my clothing and apply my nighttime face!!!

Bugger the teas made. I want one of those super duper expensive expresso machines with all the bells and whistles.

I bet you want the Italian barista to go with it too.

Nah, just a stick to push the button with.

And, Ping, it has to be one that grinds the coffee fresh.

...... And so it should be.

Excerpt From A 1960s UK School Textbook

Edit: If print is too small, as summun just said to me.........

Most will know, but for those unaware.

Most mouse have a scroll wheel these days.

Hold the CTRL key down and roll scroll wheel forwards and the page will enlarge making print larger.

Reverse to reduce to normal.

Would you really want a cuppa made by the person in the photo?

Have to drink it with lemon, 'coz she'd certainly curdle the milk!

The girls I went around with in the sixties were a little more vocal than 'a quiet moan'. And a lot more active than this extract suggests. Thank goodness.

I would say that the text-book was a hangover from pre-war days, as were so many. We sang from a completely different songsheet. Brigette Bardot in 'Light across the Street' was the first impression I had of the opposite sex - early fifties, thirteen or fourteen. With a dirty-minded French teacher who took us all to see it (in Frog) and spent the following week discussing the movie in detail (in Frog, of course). So my language skills in that particular language were rather specialised. Didn't help when we went for rugby tours to Pyrenees area - they only spoke Gascon there anyway.

You're right Patsy - one of those ones that also grinds the beans. I wouldn't mind getting one of those myself. As for the woman in the photo, I wonder why she reminds me of Nora Batty? (Perhaps she likes to keep her stockings wrinkled?) I just can't imagine her giving out a 'quiet moan' in any circumstances...

As I adjust my clothing and apply my nighttime face!!!

Bugger the teas made. I want one of those super duper expensive expresso machines with all the bells and whistles.

I have one Patsy, 80,117.51 THB worth.......LOL... waste of dosh, NO-WAY, love it.

[/size]Yer welcome for a java anytime.

We could invite Harcourt, he only lives 3 Ks away, make it a 3 some.

......for javas that is.

Well, asthe gals in LoS say, "Up to you."....

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That's one expensive Teasmaid, Pete.

That's one expensive Teasmaid, Pete.

Javamaid, Ping, only problem is not having a timer and alarm like a Teasmaid does.

That would be the ulti_mate non human addition for my bedroom.

I cannot recommend any full blown espresso machine, most do NOT give the real fine turkish grind which I desire.

Unfortunately, I had to compromise, grind my own.

All the same, if you quoted the price correctly, it's over $NZ3,000 worth. You could pick up a used commercial one for less than that price (and for that amount of money, you could get a life's supply of coffees at commercial rates at the local cafeteria). Is there a mistake in your figures? I've seen Cappucino makers (non-commercial types) starting at around the $150 mark, with decent ones coming in at around $400-$500 and top-line jobbies with in-built grinders coming in at the $800 - $1.2k mark.

All the same, if you quoted the price correctly, it's over $NZ3,000 worth. You could pick up a used commercial one for less than that price (and for that amount of money, you could get a life's supply of coffees at commercial rates at the local cafeteria). Is there a mistake in your figures? I've seen Cappucino makers (non-commercial types) starting at around the $150 mark, with decent ones coming in at around $400-$500 and top-line jobbies with in-built grinders coming in at the $800 - $1.2k mark.

Imagine the footprint in me kitchen, mine is a compact java espresso maker.

I am happy.

I do get coffee buds for free, no probs there.

I dont like the ones that take the sorta pod things i want real coffeee.

^^But $3000 for a brew? I reckon there might be more to this story (as in you getting it for a bargain price or as a gift). However, I still suspect there was an error in your original price figure?