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Sports Poll

What is the biggest joke... 34 members have voted

  1. 1. What is the biggest joke...

    • The English cricket team
      9%
      3
    • The English cricket fan who thinks England can win the Ashes
      9%
      3
    • Professor Fart
      37%
      12
    • England winning the next Rugby World Cup
      18%
      6
    • A English tennis player winning anything, ever
      25%
      8

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Most of the banter was good hearted, there is no need to be personal. :o

All those you mentioned were not as big as the joke going round a few weeks ago; Liverpool will win the Champions League! :o Remind me again what happened Superfly.

you should've had another category, all of the above.

Head to Head in each sport ( official) we are far superior to Australia.

Also the average Brit male is harder, better looking, more intelligient, and more modest than the average jumpbuck shagger.

End of story.

Put that in yer koala and smoke it Rolf....

:o

5555555555 a hard pom, oxymoron 555555555

That's what your adopted Ruski thought about 48 hours ago cobber...... :D

My 3 fave sports

Boxing - We beat ya

Rugby - We beat ya

Soccer - you're c r a p p e r at this than we are at tennis..( a girls sport ) .

:o

absolutely true chon about the other sports, but catch me kiss me or best acting on a pretend injury (soccer) who really cares.

5555555555 a hard pom, oxymoron 555555555

That's what your adopted Ruski thought about 48 hours ago cobber...... :D

My 3 fave sports

Boxing - We beat ya

Rugby - We beat ya

Soccer - you're c r a p p e r at this than we are at tennis..( a girls sport ) .

:D

Hang on Chon...what have the Poms won after the world rugby cup ...nothing :o

Head to Head in each sport ( official) we are far superior to Australia.

Also the average Brit male is harder, better looking, more intelligient, and more modest than the average jumpbuck shagger.

End of story.

Put that in yer koala and smoke it Rolf....

:D

"tickets, get your tickets here please....." :o:D:D:D

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Head to Head in each sport ( official) we are far superior to Australia.

Also the average Brit male is harder, better looking, more intelligient, and more modest than the average jumpbuck shagger.

End of story.

Put that in yer koala and smoke it Rolf....

:D

I think u made a couple of typ'os in ur post Chonabot..what u really meant is...

Head to head in each sport, North Korea rates above England...

Also the average Brit male is, fatter, louder, drunk on two beers, gets payed out by Thai ladys and thinks they are laughing with him, thinks everybody likes his silly accent, sweets like a overweight elephant stuck out in the sun, thinks he's rich coz for once in his life he has more than 10 pounds come out of an ATM machine, gets sunburnt walking out of Don Mueng airport, always gets angry at the Australian embassy when his visa application gets laughed at and thrown in the bin, doesnt know what a wave the size of the Grand Canyon means when its moving toward him at 800km, cant work out what that hose is next to the toilet, brushes his teeth with the hose next to the toilet, shouts at hotel staff and then cant workout as to why his room service is always cold, he cant understand as to how countries like New Zealand, South Africa, Australia beat his teams at everything and when he does win, he forgets that he ever lost, he likes 12 hour plane rides coz everybody smells like him at the end of it.... :D

and thats not even half the story......

So put that with ur grey skys and minus something wheather, maybe while ur stuck inside for 9 months a year ur brain rots away......and there's not much there to rot away !! :o

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All those you mentioned were not as big as the joke going round a few weeks ago; Liverpool will win the Champions League! :D Remind me again what happened Superfly.

Yeh, no sweat I would remind u Lamp, if I knew what u where talking about...Liverpool ? doesnt an American or Russian or Thai own Liverpool ?....or not just yet !! :o

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5555555555 a hard pom, oxymoron 555555555

That's what your adopted Ruski thought about 48 hours ago cobber...... :D

My 3 fave sports

Boxing - We beat ya

Rugby - We beat ya

Soccer - you're c r a p p e r at this than we are at tennis..( a girls sport ) .

:o

Girls sport.......hmmmm u dont like tennis coz u cant fall over and win the match !

Head to Head in each sport ( official) we are far superior to Australia.

Also the average Brit male is harder, better looking, more intelligient, and more modest than the average jumpbuck shagger.

End of story.

Put that in yer koala and smoke it Rolf....

:D

I think u made a couple of typ'os in ur post Chonabot..what u really meant is...

Head to head in each sport, North Korea rates above England...

Also the average Brit male is, fatter, louder, drunk on two beers, gets payed out by Thai ladys and thinks they are laughing with him, thinks everybody likes his silly accent, sweets like a overweight elephant stuck out in the sun, thinks he's rich coz for once in his life he has more than 10 pounds come out of an ATM machine, gets sunburnt walking out of Don Mueng airport, always gets angry at the Australian embassy when his visa application gets laughed at and thrown in the bin, doesnt know what a wave the size of the Grand Canyon means when its moving toward him at 800km, cant work out what that hose is next to the toilet, brushes his teeth with the hose next to the toilet, shouts at hotel staff and then cant workout as to why his room service is always cold, he cant understand as to how countries like New Zealand, South Africa, Australia beat his teams at everything and when he does win, he forgets that he ever lost, he likes 12 hour plane rides coz everybody smells like him at the end of it.... :D

and thats not even half the story......

So put that with ur grey skys and minus something wheather, maybe while ur stuck inside for 9 months a year ur brain rots away......and there's not much there to rot away !! :o

What a crying shame Fly. You write a very good piece like this one, then follow it up with such crap. You remind me of the Welsh years ago; they were so busy telling the world how great they were at Rugby, they completely forgot how to play. Ok so your Australia biased and hate the English. I can understand that. After all, Fletcher absolutely detested McKay in Porridge.

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Head to Head in each sport ( official) we are far superior to Australia.

Also the average Brit male is harder, better looking, more intelligient, and more modest than the average jumpbuck shagger.

End of story.

Put that in yer koala and smoke it Rolf....

:D

I think u made a couple of typ'os in ur post Chonabot..what u really meant is...

Head to head in each sport, North Korea rates above England...

Also the average Brit male is, fatter, louder, drunk on two beers, gets payed out by Thai ladys and thinks they are laughing with him, thinks everybody likes his silly accent, sweets like a overweight elephant stuck out in the sun, thinks he's rich coz for once in his life he has more than 10 pounds come out of an ATM machine, gets sunburnt walking out of Don Mueng airport, always gets angry at the Australian embassy when his visa application gets laughed at and thrown in the bin, doesnt know what a wave the size of the Grand Canyon means when its moving toward him at 800km, cant work out what that hose is next to the toilet, brushes his teeth with the hose next to the toilet, shouts at hotel staff and then cant workout as to why his room service is always cold, he cant understand as to how countries like New Zealand, South Africa, Australia beat his teams at everything and when he does win, he forgets that he ever lost, he likes 12 hour plane rides coz everybody smells like him at the end of it.... :D

and thats not even half the story......

So put that with ur grey skys and minus something wheather, maybe while ur stuck inside for 9 months a year ur brain rots away......and there's not much there to rot away !! :o

What a crying shame Fly. You write a very good piece like this one, then follow it up with such crap. You remind me of the Welsh years ago; they were so busy telling the world how great they were at Rugby, they completely forgot how to play. Ok so your Australia biased and hate the English. I can understand that. After all, Fletcher absolutely detested McKay in Porridge.

Naaaaaaa Lamp, I do not hate English people, thats a strong word....but I do get real sick of the Aussie pay outs from your under performing sporting population :D

Have you guys finally decided who has the biggest willy ??

Its all a bit of a nonsense really, try comparing sports in which the participants are dinky di brits or ozzies, are there any ?? :o

Head to Head in each sport ( official) we are far superior to Australia.

Also the average Brit male is harder, better looking, more intelligient, and more modest than the average jumpbuck shagger.

End of story.

Put that in yer koala and smoke it Rolf....

:D

I think u made a couple of typ'os in ur post Chonabot..what u really meant is...

Head to head in each sport, North Korea rates above England...

Also the average Brit male is, fatter, louder, drunk on two beers, gets payed out by Thai ladys and thinks they are laughing with him, thinks everybody likes his silly accent, sweets like a overweight elephant stuck out in the sun, thinks he's rich coz for once in his life he has more than 10 pounds come out of an ATM machine, gets sunburnt walking out of Don Mueng airport, always gets angry at the Australian embassy when his visa application gets laughed at and thrown in the bin, doesnt know what a wave the size of the Grand Canyon means when its moving toward him at 800km, cant work out what that hose is next to the toilet, brushes his teeth with the hose next to the toilet, shouts at hotel staff and then cant workout as to why his room service is always cold, he cant understand as to how countries like New Zealand, South Africa, Australia beat his teams at everything and when he does win, he forgets that he ever lost, he likes 12 hour plane rides coz everybody smells like him at the end of it.... :D

and thats not even half the story......

So put that with ur grey skys and minus something wheather, maybe while ur stuck inside for 9 months a year ur brain rots away......and there's not much there to rot away !! :o

:D:D:D

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Have you guys finally decided who has the biggest willy ??

Its all a bit of a nonsense really, try comparing sports in which the participants are dinky di brits or ozzies, are there any ?? :o

With ur first question..."Im not touching that one"....

With ur second question......Australian baggy green cap = Australian player...

The soapies would have the biggest willies if you take the combined length.

Me old father once told me they have 2 dicks, you couldn't get that silly playing with one :o

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The soapies would have the biggest willies if you take the combined length.

Me old father once told me they have 2 dicks, you couldn't get that silly playing with one :D

:o:D

well I am not voting in this poll until it has "all of the above" in it....

:D:o:D

Have you guys finally decided who has the biggest willy ??

Its all a bit of a nonsense really, try comparing sports in which the participants are dinky di brits or ozzies, are there any ?? :o

With ur first question..."Im not touching that one"....

With ur second question......Australian baggy green cap = Australian player...

Spot on suprerfly, best thing the soapies could do is hire Tony Greig as national coach ...PLEASE he,s about as much fun commentating as Mr. Boycott was batting

Head to Head in each sport ( official) we are far superior to Australia.

Also the average Brit male is harder, better looking, more intelligient, and more modest than the average jumpbuck shagger.

End of story.

Put that in yer koala and smoke it Rolf....

:D

I think u made a couple of typ'os in ur post Chonabot..what u really meant is...

Head to head in each sport, North Korea rates above England...

Also the average Brit male is, fatter, louder, drunk on two beers, gets payed out by Thai ladys and thinks they are laughing with him, thinks everybody likes his silly accent, sweets like a overweight elephant stuck out in the sun, thinks he's rich coz for once in his life he has more than 10 pounds come out of an ATM machine, gets sunburnt walking out of Don Mueng airport, always gets angry at the Australian embassy when his visa application gets laughed at and thrown in the bin, doesnt know what a wave the size of the Grand Canyon means when its moving toward him at 800km, cant work out what that hose is next to the toilet, brushes his teeth with the hose next to the toilet, shouts at hotel staff and then cant workout as to why his room service is always cold, he cant understand as to how countries like New Zealand, South Africa, Australia beat his teams at everything and when he does win, he forgets that he ever lost, he likes 12 hour plane rides coz everybody smells like him at the end of it.... :D

and thats not even half the story......

So put that with ur grey skys and minus something wheather, maybe while ur stuck inside for 9 months a year ur brain rots away......and there's not much there to rot away !! :o

Well me old muckspreader I was being ironic in my post , my brain is fairly intact.

:D

, doesnt know what a wave the size of the Grand Canyon means when its moving toward him at 800km

Is it just me or can anyone else find this statement funny.

Explain it Superfly , or get banned..... :o

I found it humerous only, not insulting. PS. i didnt get too upset when the crowd boooed the Australian national anthem at th Hatton/Tszyu fight either, all in context of a good sporting battle............ :o

I'm assuming he is referring to the Tsunami , didn't make me laugh.

:o

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