^ As I said, "WELCOME" Gerd.

You are expected to check in daily ......we have ways and means of making you talk

Hey Gerd, curious, were you just feeling lonely today or did you not see the pinned topic above regarding this?

Sorry, I saw it too late, thought I was posting it in there

Please forgive "the little sausage making friend"...........

Gerd

Now I know what means "BEDLAM"

Gerd

^ As I said, "WELCOME" Gerd.

You are expected to check in daily ......we have ways and means of making you talk

Hey Gerd, curious, were you just feeling lonely today or did you not see the pinned topic above regarding this?

Sorry, I saw it too late, thought I was posting it in there

Please forgive "the little sausage making friend"...........

Gerd

No, worries, I too subscribe to the adage "sometimes it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission."

It's OK Gerd. Just send a box of good sausages to everyone on here whose time you have wasted.

Gerd is a sweetheart, so no picking on him james.

(give him a few days to get acclimated and then you can go for it )

Gerd is a sweetheart, so no picking on him james.

(give him a few days to get acclimated and then you can go for it )

I am not picking on Gerd. I like Gerd. Gerd is my friend (who is gonna ship me some yummy cheese stuffed sausages when he realizes this).

Personally, I think Gerd should invite all regular bedlamites down to his for one of those amazing dinners he puts on.

sausages ...... did someone say sausages ....... I love sausages, you should see my collection that I started in my teens.

sausages ...... did someone say sausages ....... I love sausages, you should see my collection that I started in my teens.

Trouble is, you start collecting one or two, then suddenly the fridge is full of the damned things!

Nothing else for it - I'll have to eat 'em.

I like dogs too.

Hot ones in buns, roast ones, cooked over an open fire, in noodle soup. There's a dozen different ways to cook 'em.

I am starting to love it here...........

Gerd

Yeah its alright for you my little sausage making friend, wait until eek cuts ur head off

eeeeeeek

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Glad to see we havent scared you off yet gerd!

I am starting to love it here...........

Gerd

Yeah its alright for you my little sausage making friend, wait until eek cuts ur head off

eeeeeeek

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Glad to see we havent scared you off yet gerd!

Is there a way I can cancel my Bedlam-membership ???

Gerd

I am starting to love it here...........

Gerd

Yeah its alright for you my little sausage making friend, wait until eek cuts ur head off

eeeeeeek

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Glad to see we havent scared you off yet gerd!

Is there a way I can cancel my Bedlam-membership ???

Gerd

eek, BITE ME!

Gerd, Havent you heard the words to that famous song by the eagles, 'hotel california'.

.....some of the words apply to bedlam, mainly, "You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave".

if u are wondering <deleted> i am on about, just pop past any cheap bar they will have the song blasting away