Two Chimpanzees And A Blonde ...

A busty blonde motorist was two hours from Bangkok when she was

flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to

her car and asked, "Are you going to Bangkok?"

"Yes sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck.

My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be delivered to the Dusit Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them out in the heat all day. Could you possibly take them to Dusit Zoo for me? I'll give you 1000 baht for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.

So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's

car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of Bangkok when suddenly he was horrified!!

There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of the crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled over and ran over to the blonde.

"What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you 1000 baht to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes I know, and I did take them to the zoo" said the blonde, "but we had some

money left over so now I'm taking them for an ice cream at Siam Square."