The one liner would have been on one of the news forums. That one about rape in Phuket. Sensitive subject.

Ahhhh the old GANG BANG thread!

<deleted> was old george thinking about when he named that one

I did point out on the thread that it might have something to do with his position at 'Root Admin' but one of the mods swiftly deleted it

JUST NOTICED that SMB is approaching it's 60ieth page. Im not exactly sure what topics have been covered, if any at all.

I vaguely recall Ian likes other mens <deleted> being discussed & that old croc is keeping an eye on the nd to thread ratio.

Harkie is a big girl & a bit of a slut at that.

Its been a while since we've seen any hooters

Comeone u bloookes, whats going on? :jap:

The one liner would have been on one of the news forums. That one about rape in Phuket. Sensitive subject.

You have to tell me Gazza. Otherwise you're an amateur and you smell!

Is and does..........

JUST NOTICED that SMB is approaching it's 60ieth page. Im not exactly sure what topics have been covered, if any at all.

I vaguely recall Ian likes other mens <deleted> being discussed & that old croc is keeping an eye on the nd to thread ratio.

Harkie is a big girl & a bit of a slut at that.

Its been a while since we've seen any hooters

Comeone u bloookes, whats going on? :jap:

If you want pics of hooters, and if you think I'm a girl, then do you want a pic of my chest, nipple ring and all?

JUST NOTICED that SMB is approaching it's 60ieth page. Im not exactly sure what topics have been covered, if any at all.

I vaguely recall Ian likes other mens <deleted> being discussed & that old croc is keeping an eye on the nd to thread ratio.

Harkie is a big girl & a bit of a slut at that.

Its been a while since we've seen any hooters

Comeone u bloookes, whats going on? :jap:

If you want pics of hooters, and if you think I'm a girl, then do you want a pic of my chest, nipple ring and all?

I knew Ian had two sign in names, this proves it..........." No we don't want to see your nipple rings Ian"............... (oops Harky).

If you want pics of hooters, and if you think I'm a girl, then do you want a pic of my chest, nipple ring and all?

Harkmeister,

I just checked my profile dude & it doesnt mention anything about being a "SICK PUPPY" so what makes you think I want to see that sorta thing? PLEASE check with forum you are logged into dude before making such remarks - this is NOT your fluff boys forum or whatever its called

The one liner would have been on one of the news forums. That one about rape in Phuket. Sensitive subject.

You have to tell me Gazza. Otherwise you're an amateur and you smell!

Actually it was to be in response to one of your posts. You said something like "I don't buy it." And I wanted to respond "The Swedes didn't either." Sounds flat now but I thought it funny at the time.

The one liner would have been on one of the news forums. That one about rape in Phuket. Sensitive subject.

You have to tell me Gazza. Otherwise you're an amateur and you smell!

Actually it was to be in response to one of your posts. You said something like "I don't buy it." And I wanted to respond "The Swedes didn't either." Sounds flat now but I thought it funny at the time.

does that help gaz?

The one liner would have been on one of the news forums. That one about rape in Phuket. Sensitive subject.

You have to tell me Gazza. Otherwise you're an amateur and you smell!

Actually it was to be in response to one of your posts. You said something like "I don't buy it." And I wanted to respond "The Swedes didn't either." Sounds flat now but I thought it funny at the time.

does that help gaz?

Not bad for a dead guy..........

neverdie will most likely be around long after most people here are gone. For example, Ian is technically old enough to be neverdies grandfather, almost great grandfather in the case of a deviant family . ps: im not trying to suggest ian has a deviant family either, just i meant one where everyone was eeeroootinrealyoung etc.

Ian's a good guy, but he's really old

neverdie will most likely be around long after most people here are gone. For example, Ian is technically old enough to be neverdies grandfather, almost great grandfather in the case of a deviant family . ps: im not trying to suggest ian has a deviant family either, just i meant one where everyone was eeeroootinrealyoung etc.

Ian's a good guy, but he's really old

That is technically true. I DID have a deviant grandfather who diddled my mother when she was 12, but that is another story for another time. Fortunately, our family stopped that behaviour... even though it affected all us kids.

Now, when you get to my actual age, it's a moot point. Every day fishing is not considered part of your allotted time on earth. That was written by a very knowledgeable man. I have fished so often in my life that I'm actually living on borrowed time. God lost count and gave me a free pass for when I'm ready to call it quits. I'm actually somewhere around 284.

However,I DO remember being with General George Armstrong Custer just before the battle of the Little Bighorn. I was one of his trusted guides, but I stopped to go fishing before the battle. Those trout saved my life. Here is an old photo of us with the Montana hills in the background.

But, in more recent years I seem to be slowly fading away...

Ian, in post # 1483, is that you on the left or the right?

ur a funny man, they reakon returning to your 'youthful' years as you age is all part of it.

i didnt mean devaint as in kiddy fiddler, i just meant like a pants man ....i wasnt thinking of you when i suggested pants man either

I am now very pissed of with Harcourt, I posted a love song on his birthday thread which he never acknowledged.

Well, not really a love song. Just a nice song.

And, to be honest, I think Ian is great. Even though its a bit dodgy that he is putting his poster up all over Thailand...

Can someone rip one off and send it to me by normal post? then we could start a trend in Europe?

I am now very pissed of with Harcourt, I posted a love song on his birthday thread which he never acknowledged.

Well, not really a love song. Just a nice song.

And, to be honest, I think Ian is great. Even though its a bit dodgy that he is putting his poster up all over Thailand...

Can someone rip one off and send it to me by normal post? then we could start a trend in Europe?

Dear Patsy....sorry....I was away for a day or two and I was a bit self-conscious of reviving the thread. Unlike ND, I don't revel in attention.

But, thankyou....and thanks to all that did post there.....especially Pete and his wife.

. Unlike ND, I don't revel in attention.

keep it up pal and ur gonna need plenty of medical attention

. Unlike ND, I don't revel in attention.

keep it up pal and ur gonna need plenty of medical attention

You got back-up? A couple of bruisers perhaps?

I've told you before.....I aint need back up harky

Anyway, you know I wouldnt become violent with you when we first met, I'd be feeling too much pity for you, especially with the two heads and all that

I've told you before.....I aint need back up harky

Anyway, you know I wouldnt become violent with you when we first met, I'd be feeling too much pity for you, especially with the two heads and all that

Save your pity old fella.

It's has been said that two heads are better than one.

Is this why Ian goes fishing?

I've told you before.....I aint need back up harky

Anyway, you know I wouldnt become violent with you when we first met, I'd be feeling too much pity for you, especially with the two heads and all that

Save your pity old fella.

It's has been said that two heads are better than one.

If you catch her at dusk, with the light in the wrong quadrant, my wife looks like she's got two heads................( she's definitely got to bloody tongues anyway )

I've told you before.....I aint need back up harky

Anyway, you know I wouldnt become violent with you when we first met, I'd be feeling too much pity for you, especially with the two heads and all that

Save your pity old fella.

It's has been said that two heads are better than one.

If you catch her at dusk, with the light in the wrong quadrant, my wife looks like she's got two heads................( she's definitely got to bloody tongues anyway )

This mere "mamal" can't quite make out the meaning of the sentence, "( she's definitely got to bloody tongues anyway )"

. Somehow, the grammar just seems to be wrong.

I've told you before.....I aint need back up harky

Anyway, you know I wouldnt become violent with you when we first met, I'd be feeling too much pity for you, especially with the two heads and all that

Save your pity old fella.

It's has been said that two heads are better than one.

If you catch her at dusk, with the light in the wrong quadrant, my wife looks like she's got two heads................( she's definitely got to bloody tongues anyway )

This mere "mamal" can't quite make out the meaning of the sentence, "( she's definitely got to bloody tongues anyway )"

. Somehow, the grammar just seems to be wrong.

Taint my fault you cant talk proper is it.............( must be the salt water)

JUST NOTICED that SMB is approaching it's 60ieth page. Im not exactly sure what topics have been covered, if any at all.

I vaguely recall Ian likes other mens <deleted> being discussed & that old croc is keeping an eye on the nd to thread ratio.

Harkie is a big girl & a bit of a slut at that.

Its been a while since we've seen any hooters

Comeone u bloookes, whats going on? :jap:

If you want pics of hooters, and if you think I'm a girl, then do you want a pic of my chest, nipple ring and all?

Patsy gets all excited!!!

Bla bla bla.. oof.

JUST NOTICED that SMB is approaching it's 60ieth page. Im not exactly sure what topics have been covered, if any at all.

I vaguely recall Ian likes other mens <deleted> being discussed & that old croc is keeping an eye on the nd to thread ratio.

Harkie is a big girl & a bit of a slut at that.

Its been a while since we've seen any hooters

Comeone u bloookes, whats going on? :jap:

If you want pics of hooters, and if you think I'm a girl, then do you want a pic of my chest, nipple ring and all?

Patsy gets all excited!!!

Bla bla bla.. oof.

Harcourt gets all excited at the thought of Patsy getting excited!!!!

You should do - only happens every decade....

Apart from those "oh so annoying" hot flushes...

Well, I stuffed that up, didn't I? Posted my 1,000th post on some other inane thread, talking gibberish as usual.

The good news is that in my nearly 5.5 years of membership of this here forum, I am now averaging an unbelievably heavy post load of 0.5 posts per day. Puts some of you fellas to shame (said tongue firmly in cheek - Yes, my own cheek you impudent little bugger). Perhaps, some time in the future I will deign to put together a whole post for your edification.

I'm posting my 1000th post here and now!

Achievements:

Group:Advanced MembersActive Posts:899 (1.32 per day)

Seem to have lost 101 posts along the way, too.

Here is another 1000th post!

It turned out that not 101 post were lost, but 1000 does not follow 899. I do blame Boonrawd Brewery for that mistake in my previous (and false) announcement!

And it's party time now. I have switched to Heini to avoid more mistakes. Good that today is Friday and I won't have to work tomorrow!

You should do - only happens every decade....

Apart from those "oh so annoying" hot flushes...

You have a heated toilet Pats...... I'm impressed.

Yup. And a hot water bottle under the cushion here for when I dance sitting down. All nice and cozy.