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You've obviously been wandering around the Asylum and stumbled into the wrong room, Patsy.

"Ping's trying to raise his postcount. Ping's trying to raise his postcount. 3 posts in a row!"

Last time I used multi-quote, you clicked on the multi-quote buttons for the posts to which you wishede to reply. Tried that just now, starting with Humph, but when I pressed the multi-quote button, it immediately took me directly into reply mode. Has the multi-quote method changed?

Or 'enjoy' a day out at Songkran.

Nah. Don't like ladyboys smearing my face with flour and talc, then smooching.

But the wet tee-shirt contest among the girls can be fun.

Used to like Songkran, posted about it on the Pattaya forum, but now that I'm in Vietnam the interest has faded. And this year it's too dam_n cold to go down beach road with just a pair of shorts, thongs and a pump gun. (Plastic, not Remington) (Although ..... )

"Ping's trying to raise his postcount. Ping's trying to raise his postcount. 3 posts in a row!"

Last time I used multi-quote, you clicked on the multi-quote buttons for the posts to which you wishede to reply. Tried that just now, starting with Humph, but when I pressed the multi-quote button, it immediately took me directly into reply mode. Has the multi-quote method changed?

No Ping, it hasn't. I tried it just now and it is working fine. Don't I know you?

. I like to keep it stocked with my lady friends from Thailand,

Must be a quality ship Ian. I suppose you keep disabled people below the decks to row it, especially considering the cost of oil and all that

Nah. Don't like ladyboys

Sure you don't. But they have told me that you always push back with so much eagerness.

Nah. Don't like ladyboys

Sure you don't. But they have told me that you always push back with so much eagerness.

Ooooooooooh midnight whispers.......

Nah. Don't like ladyboys

Sure you don't. But they have told me that you always push back with so much eagerness.

When they told you that, were they (the ladyboys) complaining that you weren't pushing back?

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. I like to keep it stocked with my lady friends from Thailand,

Must be a quality ship Ian. I suppose you keep disabled people below the decks to row it, especially considering the cost of oil and all that

We run it on natural gas. Us Canadians have a lot of that. We eat our veggies and wash it down with beer.

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Nah. Don't like ladyboys

Sure you don't. But they have told me that you always push back with so much eagerness.

When they told you that, were they (the ladyboys) complaining that you weren't pushing back?

No biatch, that was when I was filming them nailing you to the cross .

Also, let me tell ya, if I were in with those ladies, I'd be doing the man movements, okay .....now back on your knees & open wide

You can dream of filming me. Many do, I'm told.

When you say, "if you were in" with those ladies, you're finally admitting that they always reject you (despite your fervent pleas and offers of cash).

Good on ya....facing up to the fact that you're an ugly bastard that is rejected by even the horniest and most cash-strapped of ladyboys is the first step towards one day feeling good about yourself.

Once you have fully come to terms with your hideousness, we will try to tackle your avoidance of the fact that you're a simpleton....then you will really be on the road to self-awareness.

:jap:

P.S

Sui Someone whispered to me that what you think of as your "man movements" actually look like you're working an invisible, malfunctioning jack-hammer: short (VERY short) spastic shudders that last for about 20 seconds.

Sui My informant emphasised "short".

:cheesy:

Mobile Phone Rudeness

One of our pet peeves is the almost constant

Use of mobile phones by people while driving,

Shopping, dining and in line at the supermarket etc.

Does no one know how to say

'I'll call you right back'?

Well, it has gone beyond that now,

With them being used in relaxing getaway places like at the beach.

This is beyond being inconsiderate.

While on the beach recently,

I had to just sit there and listen to

This woman for at least an hour while

She talked on her mobile phone and

Pranced back forth in front of me.

I couldn't concentrate on my book.

How thoughtless and inconsiderate Can she be? I almost got up and moved

You can dream of filming me. Many do, I'm told.

When you say, "if you were in" with those ladies, you're finally admitting that they always reject you (despite your fervent pleas and offers of cash).

Good on ya....facing up to the fact that you're an ugly bastard that is rejected by even the horniest and most cash-strapped of ladyboys is the first step towards one day feeling good about yourself.

Once you have fully come to terms with your hideousness, we will try to tackle your avoidance of the fact that you're a simpleton....then you will really be on the road to self-awareness.

:jap:

Nice theory clueso, but how do you explain Mrs neverdie? I also know how attracted to me, you are & your mommy <snip> naaa we won't go there

gee & I thought we were mates, I might delay the trip to visit on the good ship lollipop.......i suspect you might attack from air or the shores....... maybe I should check for knives in the back

hug n kisses

Mobile Phone Rudeness

One of our pet peeves is the almost constant

Use of mobile phones by people while driving,

Shopping, dining and in line at the supermarket etc.

Does no one know how to say

'I'll call you right back'?

Well, it has gone beyond that now,

With them being used in relaxing getaway places like at the beach.

This is beyond being inconsiderate.

While on the beach recently,

I had to just sit there and listen to

This woman for at least an hour while

She talked on her mobile phone and

Pranced back forth in front of me.

I couldn't concentrate on my book.

How thoughtless and inconsiderate Can she be? I almost got up and moved

That dirty mle, we know she was just doin laps past ya pete, theres no sim card in the phone, she was just havin a perve.

:cheesy:

The funniest part of that old harkie, is that you are going laughing at your own silliness. You must find yourself very entertaining, as I often do, although I suspect for different reasons.

You are a bad man! very bad man! & I use the term 'man' loosely

Dish it out but can't take it?

There there diddums. Big Daddy kiss and make it better.

Is it me ? Or is this becoming a concern for us all..............................

Dish it out but can't take it?

There there diddums. Big Daddy kiss and make it better.

I told you at the start, that I'm a giver not a taker. Back onto your knees

please don't for one minute think you've offended me, because you aint

Is it me ? Or is this becoming a concern for us all..............................

Its just you. But you already knew that, didnt you

Is it me ? Or is this becoming a concern for us all..............................

Its just you. But you already knew that, didnt you

Pretty funny ( for a dead guy )

Is it me ? Or is this becoming a concern for us all..............................

Its just you. But you already knew that, didnt you

Pretty funny ( for a dead guy )

If I were dead already, I'd be haunting the suiging house......just for laughs.

Is it me ? Or is this becoming a concern for us all..............................

Its just you. But you already knew that, didnt you

Pretty funny ( for a dead guy )

If I were dead already, I'd be haunting the suiging house......just for laughs.

No point getting all uppity just because you are dead........hardly my fault is it.........

Yes it is

Yes it is

dam_n that CSI...............( everybody's a bloody expert now)

Not too many of us playing in the asylum these days.

Folk on holiday mate...............