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Don't seem to be all that many 'playing' anywhere on TV these days...

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Not too many of us playing in the asylum these days. :ermm:

I've had the straight jacket on for 3 long weeks now and typing with my tongue sure gets tiresome annoyed.gif

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Don't seem to be all that many 'playing' anywhere on TV these days...

AGREED. Its official, tisfharkedup. wink.gif

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Well gents & ladies (I know your still watching gurlz),

The time has come for me to say, hooroo !

News in just Friday that my new mode of transport will become available shortly & we need to push off to Sydney, although are doing so via Singapore for a few days R&R before we set of. Things have come about a bit quicker than I initially thought they would for one reason or another, which I guess is much better than the usual delays you get when your waiting for something.

I hope you all stay safe & continue to enjoy life where ever you are & I will endeavour to say in touch via the forum, from time to time, although I am sure I won't be missed sad.gif.

Harkie, Keep your eye on the Horizon little man, just in case I starboard tack instead of portwards (or visa versa in the case that I'm already pointing in the wrong direction) @ some point whilst trying to get to Queensland laugh.gif. Don't be alarmed by the cannon pointing in your direction.....even though it is fully loaded ph34r.gif. (no jokes about firing blanks thanks wink.gif)

LATER ! thumbsup.gif

Bon Voyage matey.....keep safe.

My friend (my ex-boss) just set sail for Tonga...solo. I wanted to go with him but he realy wanted to do it solo. The weather is CRAP....my thoughts are with him....and with you too, ND....and of course, if you do pull in to Auckland or Manukau harbours, it is mandatory to give me a call.

Well gents & ladies (I know your still watching gurlz),

The time has come for me to say, hooroo !

News in just Friday that my new mode of transport will become available shortly & we need to push off to Sydney, although are doing so via Singapore for a few days R&R before we set of. Things have come about a bit quicker than I initially thought they would for one reason or another, which I guess is much better than the usual delays you get when your waiting for something.

I hope you all stay safe & continue to enjoy life where ever you are & I will endeavour to say in touch via the forum, from time to time, although I am sure I won't be missed sad.gif.

Harkie, Keep your eye on the Horizon little man, just in case I starboard tack instead of portwards (or visa versa in the case that I'm already pointing in the wrong direction) @ some point whilst trying to get to Queensland laugh.gif. Don't be alarmed by the cannon pointing in your direction.....even though it is fully loaded ph34r.gif. (no jokes about firing blanks thanks wink.gif)

LATER ! thumbsup.gif

Bye then...............................sad.gif

Rum, bum and Backy.........That's the life when you're dead.

If you see a pirate just show him your face.....It is the one in the avatar,,,,,

Good winds and do not hit too many whales....just have a whale of a time.

Good luck ND.

I'm very envious. Watch out for pirates and crabs.

THey have medicine for the crabs :rolleyes:

Well gents & ladies (I know your still watching gurlz),

The time has come for me to say, hooroo !

News in just Friday that my new mode of transport will become available shortly & we need to push off to Sydney, although are doing so via Singapore for a few days R&R before we set of. Things have come about a bit quicker than I initially thought they would for one reason or another, which I guess is much better than the usual delays you get when your waiting for something.

I hope you all stay safe & continue to enjoy life where ever you are & I will endeavour to say in touch via the forum, from time to time, although I am sure I won't be missed sad.gif.

Harkie, Keep your eye on the Horizon little man, just in case I starboard tack instead of portwards (or visa versa in the case that I'm already pointing in the wrong direction) @ some point whilst trying to get to Queensland laugh.gif. Don't be alarmed by the cannon pointing in your direction.....even though it is fully loaded ph34r.gif. (no jokes about firing blanks thanks wink.gif)

LATER ! thumbsup.gif

Man, I wish you the best of luck. I hope you'll stay connected!

Have a good trip, Neverdie and look out for my friends. They might be off the starbord bow or anchored in some quiet cove.

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Won't say anything nautical as a send off because I know naff all about the subject, and don't want to make a prat of myself. Whatever, I hope you do stay on the forum, as one of the more interesting posters we appreciate being graced by your presence. Nah, that's all bullsh*t. Happy travels.

Always loved a " Viking Funeral "....................sob

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Bye then...............................sad.gif

I know you are just trying to play this down wink.gif

I left myself a couple of days to come and play with my ole friends but have been so tired. Mrs neverdie is really wearing me down, all this nonesense about pirates, stuff floating in the ocean thats gonna tear us apart, submarines, Tsunami's & the bemuda triangle......and thats just the stuff she's come up with in the last day or two annoyed.gif.

I can see she's gonna be one of the first things I jettisoned overboard laugh.gifph34r.gif.....shouldnt joke about that sorta thing. I would of thought her nerves would of settled after our recent trip to sea.....errr perhaps thats what set her off unsure.gif, if I could dig up the video of that you might get a good laugh.

Well, where are you all?

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Won't say anything nautical as a send off because I know naff all about the subject, and don't want to make a prat of myself.

Yeah me too Gazza, I know naff all about noffin, but this is my midlife crisis and I'm gonna have it, dammit!

Sitting in the Bkk traffic today & my mind kept drifting to other places, this place is so bland, grey sky everywhere, I will most certainly miss the ladies & Ians stories. Theres an idea, maybe i could ditch mrs neverdie and take ians ladies thumbsup.gif

Won't say anything nautical as a send off because I know naff all about the subject, and don't want to make a prat of myself.

Yeah me too Gazza, I know naff all about noffin, but this is my midlife crisis and I'm gonna have it, dammit!

Sitting in the Bkk traffic today & my mind kept drifting to other places, this place is so bland, grey sky everywhere, I will most certainly miss the ladies & Ians stories. Theres an idea, maybe i could ditch mrs neverdie and take ians ladies thumbsup.gif

Wouldn't they smell a bit fishy?

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Won't say anything nautical as a send off because I know naff all about the subject, and don't want to make a prat of myself.

Yeah me too Gazza, I know naff all about noffin, but this is my midlife crisis and I'm gonna have it, dammit!

Sitting in the Bkk traffic today & my mind kept drifting to other places, this place is so bland, grey sky everywhere, I will most certainly miss the ladies & Ians stories. Theres an idea, maybe i could ditch mrs neverdie and take ians ladies thumbsup.gif

Wouldn't they smell a bit fishy?

You are right h, wot was i thinking laugh.gif

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Forgot to mention, its a pisss pore effurt u fekker are puttin in with SMB. I guess it will disappear about 10 seconds after I do annoyed.gif

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Have a good trip, Neverdie and look out for my friends. They might be off the starbord bow or anchored in some quiet cove.

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Thanks for posting those pics Ian, wouldnt you just love to sail on one of those beauties. NEAT! cool.gif

Well, where are you all?

I'm in good old Bangkok. All the best for your next adventure!

You got me when you claimed your right to the midlife crisis. I've been saying the same thing for a few years now, but never took any action. Good luck, and stay in touch.

I feel as though I should have a mid-life crisis of my own.

It's fun, but you have to qualify by age.

Thanks for posting those pics Ian, wouldnt you just love to sail on one of those beauties. NEAT! cool.gif

Who says that I don't? Mine is tied up to the dock. How do you think I can afford all those women? Didn't you ever hear of rape and plunder by pirates?

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I"ve always been a sailor and an ocean going man. I was raised that way when my father used to race Star class sailboats.

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The main forum is full of bloooody PLONKA's....... they just keep flocking there. rolleyes.gif

The main forum is full of bloooody PLONKA's....... they just keep flocking there. rolleyes.gif

Plankers or Plonkers??? Oh - forget it - aparently the new thing is tea potting. :wacko:

The main forum is full of bloooody PLONKA's....... they just keep flocking there. rolleyes.gif

Oi! (Or should I say ahoy?)...you're supposed to be adrift or drowned....what's the story?

You should pressgang all those plonkers as deckhands and then kick 'em overboard when they start to get stroppy, preferably in the middle of the Pacific.

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