In days of yore I used to have a tiny SAK on a key-ring.

After losing several at Saudi check-ins (where anything sets off the alarm) I gave up and make sure anything like that is in the cargo bags, or I don't carry 'em. I hate losing knives, even silly little ones.

Harcourt - agree with you about kitchen knives. I have two wooden blocks full, plus a couple that are too big for blocks, plus an assortment of choppers and chopping block. All razor sharp and when used, I have to do the washing up. Never let te wife put her hands in that bowl with those knives.

Not really into guns. Even with a filipina wife. But everywhere you go out there, there are notices on shop windows saying "No guns, No knives" and searches at mall entrances. The place is a disaster - let's hope Noynoy Aquino can clear it up. Someone has to.

I think Noynoy is out of the same machine that gave us Gloria, Erap, Eddie, Cory et al.

I had a well educated Filipina girlfriend once who used to pine for the good old Marcos days. ("At least he gave something back")

I think Noynoy is out of the same machine that gave us Gloria, Erap, Eddie, Cory et al.

I had a well educated Filipina girlfriend once who used to pine for the good old Marcos days. ("At least he gave something back")

Used shoes ?

I think that was Imelda.

The general opinion was that Marcos made that much money digging up Yamashita's treasure that he didn't feel the need to steal quite so much off the people.

^ Mmmm, I suspected as such.

I just noted someones voted the thread down. I gave it 5 stars and someone else has given it one or two stars (theres only be two votes).

Some resentment out there, perhaps?

I just got it up to 5, but some sissy/wimp might bring it down. This is a very manly thread.

Is n't this thread a visual substitute for what would normally be carried out in a bar by guy's chewing the fat?And a good idea to boot..........

I'm considering starting "Flatulence: the Thread" Secret Men's Business- part 2

I'm considering starting "Flatulence: the Thread" Secret Men's Business- part 2

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probably sound like an old fart's thread

It's one of the few pleasures left in life....

It's one of the few pleasures left in life....

Not if you have to launder your underpants afterwards

If you live in polite society, just keep them on until they rot.

People these days are too PC to tell you, you stink, and the money saved on laundry can be put to good use ( like drinking ).

It's one of the few pleasures left in life....

:lol:what,farting?Back to thread,i like it,but have never been "one of the lads down the pub chewing the fat"however i do like to read through this thread.Think it will have longevity like the "financial crisis" thread.

^ Mmmm, I suspected as such.

I just noted someones voted the thread down. I gave it 5 stars and someone else has given it one or two stars (theres only be two votes).

Some resentment out there, perhaps?

I just got it up to 5, but some sissy/wimp might bring it down. This is a very manly thread.

Is n't this thread a visual substitute for what would normally be carried out in a bar by guy's chewing the fat?And a good idea to boot..........

I have begun to think of this thread as the "Virtual Shed" rather than a visual bar

So if anyone wants to borrow a torsion wench please enquire here....

^ Mmmm, I suspected as such.

I just noted someones voted the thread down. I gave it 5 stars and someone else has given it one or two stars (theres only be two votes).

Some resentment out there, perhaps?

I just got it up to 5, but some sissy/wimp might bring it down. This is a very manly thread.

Is n't this thread a visual substitute for what would normally be carried out in a bar by guy's chewing the fat?And a good idea to boot..........

I have begun to think of this thread as the "Virtual Shed" rather than a visual bar

So if anyone wants to borrow a torsion wench please enquire here....

Lending tools can be hazardous if the borrower does not use the tool for the purpose it was designed for....So, may I borrow your wench. I'm sure you won't mind if I use her only for what she has been designed to be used for. Can I return her next Monday morning?

OK Harcourt, booking confirmed.

and as the saying goes, "avagoodweekend"

OK Harcourt, booking confirmed.

and as the saying goes, "avagoodweekend"

Hmmmm...she looks like she may have a set of hooters be quite well endowed...... but I'll pass thanks......hand tools may produce a better finish for the job I had in mind, now that I think about it.

So if someone calls you a " tool " that's not such a good thing right ?

I've got loads of swiss army knives and my ex kept his gun under the bed.

And an attack cat.

I've got an attack cat as well. Cool arn't they!

Most of the pussies I've ever known, are well capable of taking your arm off..........................

Most of the pussies I've ever known, are well capable of taking your arm off..........................

most pussies i know only like to be stroked by my middle finger and thumb.

I've got loads of swiss army knives and my ex kept his gun under the bed.

And an attack cat.

Did you object to being kept under the bed?

^ Mmmm, I suspected as such.

I just noted someones voted the thread down. I gave it 5 stars and someone else has given it one or two stars (theres only be two votes).

Some resentment out there, perhaps?

I just got it up to 5, but some sissy/wimp might bring it down. This is a very manly thread.

INDEED, Thankyou sir :jap: .

It seems theres a few pussies amoungst us. No pun intended.

OK Harcourt, booking confirmed.

and as the saying goes, "avagoodweekend"

Hmmmm...she looks like she may have a set of hooters be quite well endowed...... but I'll pass thanks......hand tools may produce a better finish for the job I had in mind, now that I think about it.

Of course a mans thread wouldnt be anything without HOOTERS being mentioned occassionally. BONUS Points for Harcourt!

I've got an attack cat as well. Cool arn't they!

Noise guy, I heard your cat is a 'SPECIALIST' when it comes to Venetian Blinds

Most of the pussies I've ever known, are well capable of taking your arm off..........................

most pussies i know only like to be stroked by my middle finger and thumb.

Perrrr haps that is because you are lacking in some other area?

Of course a mans thread wouldnt be anything without HOOTERS being mentioned occassionally. BONUS Points for Harcourt!

What kind of HOOTERS did you have in mind?

Of course a mans thread wouldnt be anything without HOOTERS being mentioned occassionally. BONUS Points for Harcourt!

What kind of HOOTERS did you have in mind?

Nice pic brother, im not sure they (mods) would appreciate you displaying some of the other HOOTER pictures, I know you have

Most of the pussies I've ever known, are well capable of taking your arm off..........................

most pussies i know only like to be stroked by my middle finger and thumb.

Perrrr haps that is because you are lacking in some other area?

you know what they say about the size of a mans thumb

plus of course how you use it.

Question:

Can I measure someone's penis according to the size of their hand, middle finger, or thumb?

Answer:

No you can only measure it with YOUR hand or finger of thumb.

(Serves you right if this thread gets moved to the Gay forum).

^I don't get it. Have you been using pot for pain relief or something?