Bush met the Queen - and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President,

I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm

thinking that it should be a Kingdom"

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to

have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality

then?",

To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be

a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush".

Bush thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr

Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you

are not an Emperor." Before George Bush could utter another word, The

Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".

Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country".

I love it Phazey...I love it .

I want more... please

While in London Dubya went for a carriage ride with the Queen. One of the horses broke wind, and Her Majesty said, "Oh I am so sorry Mr President". to which GW replied, "Not at all Your Majesty, I thought it was the horse"

George Dubya was recently in Sydney and standing on the Sydney harbour bridge

with his wife and looking and waving to the people standing beneath...George said to his missus..."I think I'll throw $20 over the side and make some-one happy!"

His wife said he should "Throw 4 x$5 and make 4 people happy!"..Someone overheard the conversation and suggested he throw himself off and make everyone happy!!