thaibeachlovers Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 (edited) In the five years of living in Pattaya almost every cheap charlie type character I have had the misfortune of coming across have all been either bitter or hate the Thais or themsleves or all three together, strange that. None of them have been the smiling type full of the joys of spring or have anything remotely instresting to say other then how life is so crap with a face like their last partner screwed them over for every penny they had. Has it ever occured to you that they are bitter because the only way they can live here is to be a cheap charlie, after their last partner screwed them over.............. I hope you aren't saying that only rich wastrels should be allowed to grace these shores. Even rich people hate themselves. Edited November 29, 2010 by Rimmer Unnecessary comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardholder Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Friendship is usually a couple of bahts dearer than Foodland. Not when they have specials. Mint sauce reduced from 68 Bt to 38 Baht. Their range of Falang food is also far better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardholder Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 ^Such as Ayam baked beans from Malaysia. Much cheaper than the imports from the US and UK. Yuk way too sweet. Brookes however as as close to Heinz as I have found and a darn sight cheaper than Heinz Agree - I would also put McGarrett in that category and their tins are bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaibeachlovers Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Tips around the home. Put a brick in the cistern of your WC so less water is used when flushing. P in the sink or in the shower to save flushing the WC (with the brick in it you're got a double whammy saving). Only take a dump when you're out at a bar. (at happy hour of course, or on a balloon chasing trip) "Real" cheap charlies wouldn't use a flush loo. If you have one, turn off the water tap immediately, and use a bucket with a dipper ( 50 baht for both at the market ). That way you only use the minimum amount of water necessary. You can also put the old water from the fish tank when changing it into the bucket, and use the left over water after hand washing your laundry. Don't flush for urine either. You'll soon get used to the odour of ammonia. Bar complexes have loos that charge for use, so only frequent ones with their own ( free ) loo. In GoGos, practice avoiding the attendant's eye as you walk out without tipping. Down on Walking Street, if you're canny, you can use the loo in the Marine Disco for free, just walk in from the dance floor so the bouncers ( sorry- waiters ) think you've been dancing ( and paid for one of their outrageously priced beers ). If worried about being beaten up ( sorry- asked politely to leave ), look for an empty beer bottle to "borrow" and walk around with it. That works for dancing free too, but make sure one doesn't follow you after entering, as they are seriously lacking a sense of humour. ( This information is from many years ago, so things may have changed in there ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomBrown Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 (edited) Instead of buying a video camera, go on this forum and ask to borrow a stranger's video camera for almost two weeks for free. it was never asked for for free. You presume too much. Being caught at the very last minute and at a bad time meant it was a last resort. Definitely last resort as the equipment I would normally use isn't your cheap dinky little handycams or the like. By the way, although I don't make a habit of it, over the years I've leant out laptop, photo and video equipment for free to others for longer, but obviously with some sort of guarantee. Not everyone living here are fungus, toenail. There are some genuine nice people too. Edited November 28, 2010 by Rimmer Flame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Not everyone living here are fungus, toenail. There are some genuine nice people too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthcaretaker Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 :)Very useful thread How about any place for cheap nice freshly brewed coffee and dessert, preferably visible to a beach ? I have come across a Thai cafe, located at Tesco or a hypermarket that always give cheap offers for coffeee and cakes on different days of the week, anyone know where is it in Pattaya ? How about the best massage deal ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGW Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 Tips around the home. Put a brick in the cistern of your WC so less water is used when flushing. P in the sink or in the shower to save flushing the WC (with the brick in it you're got a double whammy saving). Only take a dump when you're out at a bar. (at happy hour of course, or on a balloon chasing trip) "Real" cheap charlies wouldn't use a flush loo. If you have one, turn off the water tap immediately, and use a bucket with a dipper ( 50 baht for both at the market ). That way you only use the minimum amount of water necessary. You can also put the old water from the fish tank when changing it into the bucket, and use the left over water after hand washing your laundry. Don't flush for urine either. You'll soon get used to the odour of ammonia. REAL cheap Charlies always pee at home, in a bucket! this is then watered down 5 - 1 and used as garden fertilizer for the veggies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogleg Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 ^ It's true. I piss straight into the watering can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cardholder Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 Tips around the home. Put a brick in the cistern of your WC so less water is used when flushing. P in the sink or in the shower to save flushing the WC (with the brick in it you're got a double whammy saving). Only take a dump when you're out at a bar. (at happy hour of course, or on a balloon chasing trip) "Real" cheap charlies wouldn't use a flush loo. If you have one, turn off the water tap immediately, and use a bucket with a dipper ( 50 baht for both at the market ). That way you only use the minimum amount of water necessary. You can also put the old water from the fish tank when changing it into the bucket, and use the left over water after hand washing your laundry. Don't flush for urine either. You'll soon get used to the odour of ammonia. REAL cheap Charlies always pee at home, in a bucket! this is then watered down 5 - 1 and used as garden fertilizer for the veggies! I drink Australian lager - I don't need to waste money diluting with water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmac Posted November 30, 2010 Share Posted November 30, 2010 ^Such as Ayam baked beans from Malaysia. Much cheaper than the imports from the US and UK. Yuk way too sweet. Brookes however as as close to Heinz as I have found and a darn sight cheaper than Heinz Agree - I would also put McGarrett in that category and their tins are bigger. Ayam are cheapest though and if you add a little Worcester sauce it gets rid of that overly sweet taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandare11 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Is Syd still alive, or did he make a coffin out of a cardboard box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PattayaParent Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 ^ It's true. I piss straight into the watering can. Piss in the sink like Lenny Bruce and just rinse your hands under the tap quickly to flush it away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kamluan Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 For the newbies... my cheap charlie tip is the Coconot bar,in other words all the ladies looking for quick money at the beaches like beachroad. Have some real monsters walking down there,,,,but also some beauties.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintofsilence Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 A couple of months ago I saw a cheap Charlie in royal garden the weighing scales were not working and he lost 1 baht so he complained to one of the cleaning ladies who took 1 baht from her pocket and gave him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smedly Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 did someone mention - they actually use toilet tissue ?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Y'all may enjoy this Cheap Charlie themed poll! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moo9 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Kind of disgusting and disrepectful thread. Guess there are as many Cheap Charlies at our home countries and all get ripped of by government, employers, welfare etc. :jap: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerry53 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Is Syd still alive, or did he make a coffin out of a cardboard box? Yes he has been off a long time, I hope he is OK and liked his "frugalness" for the humorous aspect. Who knows - maybe he got a big inheritence and went from a cheap charlie to a high spending full time 2 week millionaire . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGarty Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I no longer pay for a haircut. I bought some electric buzzers and the g/f gives me a number 2 for free. 350 Baht for the buzzers = 3 1/2 haircuts at my local place. After that they are all free. Except for the electric Cheap beer? With music until 2 a.m. The Shagwell at 60 Baht for a large Chang / Leo / Cheers after midnight. Pretty reasonable food there too Gammon steak with pineapple, egg, chips, veg. 145 Baht. Chicken & mushroon pie with chips and mixed veg 145 Baht. Cheap? I like cheap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chas39 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 (edited) My Father-in Law in the UK used to dry paper tissues on the radiators and re-use them. You could do the same in Pattaya - alongside the drying teabags on your washing line. Better still, on next door's line so you don't have to buy your own. Mind you. He did die. Edited September 15, 2011 by chas39 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTH Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I no longer pay for a haircut. I bought some electric buzzers and the g/f gives me a number 2 for free. 350 Baht for the buzzers = 3 1/2 haircuts at my local place. After that they are all free. Except for the electric Cheap beer? With music until 2 a.m. The Shagwell at 60 Baht for a large Chang / Leo / Cheers after midnight. Pretty reasonable food there too Gammon steak with pineapple, egg, chips, veg. 145 Baht. Chicken & mushroon pie with chips and mixed veg 145 Baht. Cheap? I like cheap 350 for electric buzzers, that sounds like a great price. Where did you pick them up, and are you happy with the quality? I haven't been looking around that much, but did see some for sale at an unmanned stall, at the bottom floor of TukCom. Granted that equals almost 6 haircuts at my local barber, but would be nice to have a set at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebhead Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I no longer pay for a haircut. I bought some electric buzzers and the g/f gives me a number 2 for free. 350 Baht for the buzzers = 3 1/2 haircuts at my local place. After that they are all free. Except for the electric Cheap beer? With music until 2 a.m. The Shagwell at 60 Baht for a large Chang / Leo / Cheers after midnight. Pretty reasonable food there too Gammon steak with pineapple, egg, chips, veg. 145 Baht. Chicken & mushroon pie with chips and mixed veg 145 Baht. Cheap? I like cheap 350 for electric buzzers, that sounds like a great price. Where did you pick them up, and are you happy with the quality? I haven't been looking around that much, but did see some for sale at an unmanned stall, at the bottom floor of TukCom. Granted that equals almost 6 haircuts at my local barber, but would be nice to have a set at home. For 350 baht they won't last ling, before you know they will be dull and pull rather than cut hair! JH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MTH Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I no longer pay for a haircut. I bought some electric buzzers and the g/f gives me a number 2 for free. 350 Baht for the buzzers = 3 1/2 haircuts at my local place. After that they are all free. Except for the electric Cheap beer? With music until 2 a.m. The Shagwell at 60 Baht for a large Chang / Leo / Cheers after midnight. Pretty reasonable food there too Gammon steak with pineapple, egg, chips, veg. 145 Baht. Chicken & mushroon pie with chips and mixed veg 145 Baht. Cheap? I like cheap 350 for electric buzzers, that sounds like a great price. Where did you pick them up, and are you happy with the quality? I haven't been looking around that much, but did see some for sale at an unmanned stall, at the bottom floor of TukCom. Granted that equals almost 6 haircuts at my local barber, but would be nice to have a set at home. For 350 baht they won't last ling, before you know they will be dull and pull rather than cut hair! JH Yeah, I kinda figured as much, maybe I'll get 6 haircuts out of it, before it's ready for the garbage can. That's why I asked if he's happy with the quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darrel Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 For 350 baht they won't last ling, before you know they will be dull and pull rather than cut hair! Maybe not. I bought some electric cutters many years ago in Europe. Paid about GBP8 (400B) for them. Used them for ages and ages to do my own hair, saving GBP10 on barbers bills every time I did so. And I put all that money I saved in the bank, and the interest from it now easily pays for my 60B haircuts here. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poanoi Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 (edited) I've used this current hair cutter for at least 2 years i guess, what you need in addition is a suitable oil, i have a tiny bottle of SINGER oil, think it's meant for sewing machines, which i probably bought at Friendship. I probably bought the hair cutter in Big C, but can't remember if it was at one of those small shop's or the supermarket itself You WILL feel when it's time to oil up the cutter Edited September 15, 2011 by poanoi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandare11 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 If you're heading out to the bars, knock out 2 or 3 wanks first. The girls won't look so good and you'll not bother to take one, hence you save money and the AWOTAM ( Another Waste Of Time And Money ) feeling that you'll probably get if you do. I think this piece of advice is most important,this tip would save me a fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janverbeem Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Fee beer with free Muay Thai boxing show. Just sit at any given Thai owned bar,order a few beers empty them at your own pace and just walk out without paying the bill................................................For the free Muay Thai just ask a copy of the security camera recording and you can view it after you're able to open your eyes again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chops Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 You're not a true cheap charlie until you've bought your first rice cooker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tolley Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 If you're heading out to the bars, knock out 2 or 3 wanks first. The girls won't look so good and you'll not bother to take one, hence you save money and the AWOTAM ( Another Waste Of Time And Money ) feeling that you'll probably get if you do. I think this piece of advice is most important,this tip would save me a fortune. Best and funniest post on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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