Cricketers Sex Shame!

[Old Croc]

An ashes test cricketer has been revealed by the British tabloid press to have had a one night stand with a 20 yo model. The model sold her story, with intimate details, to a London tabloid. It happenned at a Leeds hotel 3 weeks ago after the player celebrated a ODI win with teammates. His partner of three years has reportedly left him and fled overseas. Of particularly shocking importance, it was revealed that Shane Warne had nothing to do with this latest sex scandal.

The cricketer involved was English fast bowler Simon Jones.

[OlRedEyes]

Poor Simon. Can't even get laid without being castigated. Should come to Land of Hubs, here he'd get castrated

[lampard10]

An ashes test cricketer has been revealed by the British tabloid press to have had a one night stand with a 20 yo model. The model sold her story, with intimate details, to a London tabloid. It happenned at a Leeds hotel 3 weeks ago after the player celebrated a ODI win with teammates. His partner of three years has reportedly left him and fled overseas. Of particularly shocking importance, it was revealed that Shane Warne had nothing to do with this latest  sex scandal. 

The cricketer involved was English fast bowler Simon Jones.

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I didn't even have to look really. As oon as I saw that the topic was posted by an Aussie, I knew the cricketer would be English.

[Khutan]

I was expecting it to be Shane Warne, but now he is seperated, then no one really cares that much.

[ozzydom]

An ashes test cricketer has been revealed by the British tabloid press to have had a one night stand with a 20 yo model. The model sold her story, with intimate details, to a London tabloid. It happenned at a Leeds hotel 3 weeks ago after the player celebrated a ODI win with teammates. His partner of three years has reportedly left him and fled overseas. Of particularly shocking importance, it was revealed that Shane Warne had nothing to do with this latest  sex scandal. 

The cricketer involved was English fast bowler Simon Jones.

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Must be a few pound to be made outa rootin cricketers and tellin the press,

[soi lurker]

An ashes test cricketer has been revealed by the British tabloid press to have had a one night stand with a 20 yo model. The model sold her story, with intimate details, to a London tabloid. It happenned at a Leeds hotel 3 weeks ago after the player celebrated a ODI win with teammates. His partner of three years has reportedly left him and fled overseas. Of particularly shocking importance, it was revealed that Shane Warne had nothing to do with this latest  sex scandal. 

The cricketer involved was English fast bowler Simon Jones.

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I didn't even have to look really. As oon as I saw that the topic was posted by an Aussie, I knew the cricketer would be English.

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Ha ha ha ha........ thats the funiest thing youve ever written..........youre a true comedian......

And for the english player ....... shame, shame on you

[ozzydom]

An ashes test cricketer has been revealed by the British tabloid press to have had a one night stand with a 20 yo model. The model sold her story, with intimate details, to a London tabloid. It happenned at a Leeds hotel 3 weeks ago after the player celebrated a ODI win with teammates. His partner of three years has reportedly left him and fled overseas. Of particularly shocking importance, it was revealed that Shane Warne had nothing to do with this latest  sex scandal. 

The cricketer involved was English fast bowler Simon Jones.

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I didn't even have to look really. As oon as I saw that the topic was posted by an Aussie, I knew the cricketer would be English.

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It was odds on to be an Aussie putting a bit of filling in a pom sandwich,but lo and behold it puts paid to the idea that the pom team are a lot of sheila,s,good on ya Simon,at least the Poms have one real man in their midst.

[lampard10]

[,but lo and behold it puts paid to the idea that the pom team are a lot of sheila,s,good on ya Simon,at least the Poms have one real man in their midst.

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11 more,come Thusrday.................................I hope

[ozzydom]

[,but lo and behold it puts paid to the idea that the pom team are a lot of sheila,s,good on ya Simon,at least the Poms have one real man in their midst.

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11 more,come Thusrday.................................I hope

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That sounds like a pom matelot,s ditty Lamp,Yo Ho we,ll all cum together

[afalang]

An ashes test cricketer has been revealed by the British tabloid press to have had a one night stand with a 20 yo model. The model sold her story, with intimate details, to a London tabloid. It happenned at a Leeds hotel 3 weeks ago after the player celebrated a ODI win with teammates. His partner of three years has reportedly left him and fled overseas. Of particularly shocking importance, it was revealed that Shane Warne had nothing to do with this latest  sex scandal. 

The cricketer involved was English fast bowler Simon Jones.

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yeah but Warney set her up for him on his mobile

[lampard10]

Ace Warne rates spinning better than sex.

Piece from BKK Post

Shane Warne has said he would turn down the chance to go to bed with a beautiful woman, to be able to bowl England out in the second test.

Does that mean if it was an old dog like usual he'd say yes?

[Old Croc]

[,but lo and behold it puts paid to the idea that the pom team are a lot of sheila,s,good on ya Simon,at least the Poms have one real man in their midst.

11 more,come Thusrday.................................I hope

Captain Vaughan got hit on the funny bone at training and went down squealing like a schoolgirl. He was writhing on the ground for some minutes and was still crying when being examined by medical staff some minutes later. I had to turn the tv off as it was one of the more sickening things I've seen in some time. "Real man" was not what I was thinking at the time. Lord Colin Cowdrey was reportedly turning in his grave.

(Xrays showed no break, but in doubt for Thursday)

Edited August 3, 2005 by Old Croc