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Thought For The Day

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The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.

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Today's think about it:

In 1940s, after the Vichy French collaborators turned over control of France to the Nazi invaders, did the Nazis do as much damage to Paris as the Islamic youth? :o

Today's think about it:

In 1940s, after the Vichy French collaborators turned over control of France to the Nazi invaders, did the Nazis do as much damage to Paris as the Islamic youth? :o

Yes indeed, the exuberance of youth!!!! Not even the Nazis could match it!!

Today's think about it:

In 1940s, after the Vichy French collaborators turned over control of France to the Nazi invaders, did the Nazis do as much damage to Paris as the Islamic youth? :o

When the Moors invaded Southern Spain, did they do as much damage to it as the US has done to Iraq? :D

Today's think about it:

In 1940s, after the Vichy French collaborators turned over control of France to the Nazi invaders, did the Nazis do as much damage to Paris as the Islamic youth? :o

Geography is not your strong Boon Me ? you do realize that these "incidents" didn't happen in Paris ? Argenteuil and all those places are mostly 10km to 40km from the city. I know you can't always believe the press and this is a good example of it. I guess it wouldn't be as interesting for an international audience to say that some shitty housing complex 15km outside Paris is on fire.

It still doesn't take out the gravity of the situation. These "suburbs" have been explosive for 20 years and this is not the first time such riots happens. The difference here is that little right wing facist Sarkoszy (whom I know incidently) is being a little prick and can't stand "disorders" and "cahos" and he is fueling the situation with assassine declarations just so he can show off to the public how "tough" he is, I guess he is already thinking about being president for the next election. You can think of him as a French equivalent of GW Bush jr with a non-damaged brain.

But the greatest menace to our civilization today is the conflict between giant organized systems of self-righteousness -- each system only too delighted to find that the other is wicked -- each only too glad that the sins give it the pretext for still deeper hatred and animosity.

Herbert Butterfield

If I drink too much, can I avoid liver damage by eating healthy food, taking vitamins and drinking six litres of water a day?

Nice thought for the day Scamp....very uplifting!!!

Today's think about it:

In 1940s, after the Vichy French collaborators turned over control of France to the Nazi invaders, did the Nazis do as much damage to Paris as the Islamic youth? :o

When the Moors invaded Southern Spain, did they do as much damage to it as the US has done to Iraq? :D

Apples/Oranges... :D:D

Losers always meet with mockery, Heaven sides with the forunate.- Wolfram Von Eschenbach

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel.

The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.

These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for splitting humanity into two distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so our early human ancestors just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as "the Conservative movement".

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, weaving and hair dressing. This was the beginning of "the Liberal movement." Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as 'girleymen'.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include domestication of cats, the trade union, class action lawsuits, the invention of group therapy and group hugs and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals were symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu and French food are standard liberal fare.

Another interesting revolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, hair dressers, Hollywood dreamers and group therapists are liberals.

Liberals invented baseball's designated hitter rule because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer and eat red meat and potatoes.

Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, soldiers, self employed, athletes and generally anyone who works productively.

Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern" the producers and decide what to do with the production. They also like to take money away from successful people and give it to the failures.

Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tame & created a business of

trying to get MORE for nothing.

Thus ends today's lesson in world history. Tomorrow we will discuss the origins and evolution of whining.

Stay tuned! :o

:o  :D

I agree!!! :D:D BM actually believes this stuff!!! :D:D

You got a better explaination? :D

Heres 15 thoughts for the day :o

15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About

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>1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die

>for you.

>

>2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

>

>3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want

>to be just like you.

>

>4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they

>don't like you.

>

>5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

>

>6. You mean the world to someone.

>

>7. If not for you, someone may not be living.

>

>8. You are special and unique.

>

>9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.

>

>10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes

>from it.

>

>11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a

>look: you most likely turned your back on the world.

>

>12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you

>probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself,

>probably, sooner or later, you will get it.

>

>13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the

>rude remarks.

>

>14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much

>better when they know.

>

>15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that

>they are great.

>

Nice warm fuzzy one Daleyboy.

:o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Nice warm fuzzy one Daleyboy.

:D

Cheers mate, you wont get many of them out of me :o

Nice warm fuzzy one Daleyboy.

:D

Cheers mate, you wont get many of them out of me :D

What?

Compliments or rude remarks? :o

Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah

Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it

Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

Whatever you do...don't whimper, but take the consequences.

--T.S. Eliot

Nice warm fuzzy one Daleyboy.

:D

Cheers mate, you wont get many of them out of me :D

What?

Compliments or rude remarks? :o

Fuzzy ones :D

Not so much a thought, but more of a Viz Top Tip. Still very apt though.

AMERICANS. Wipe out the Iraqi insurgency by simply joining their side. With your 'friendly fire' tactics, the war should be over in days.
Not so much a thought, but more of a Viz Top Tip. Still very apt though.
AMERICANS. Wipe out the Iraqi insurgency by simply joining their side. With your 'friendly fire' tactics, the war should be over in days.

'Apt' or another swipe at Americans, eh? :o

Not so much a thought, but more of a Viz Top Tip. Still very apt though.
AMERICANS. Wipe out the Iraqi insurgency by simply joining their side. With your 'friendly fire' tactics, the war should be over in days.

'Apt' or another swipe at Americans, eh? :o

Another? Please kindly quote my other swipes.

Feel free to ignore this challenge.

Not so much a thought, but more of a Viz Top Tip. Still very apt though.
AMERICANS. Wipe out the Iraqi insurgency by simply joining their side. With your 'friendly fire' tactics, the war should be over in days.

'Apt' or another swipe at Americans, eh? :D

Another? Please kindly quote my other swipes.

Feel free to ignore this challenge.

Challenge?

What are we on about here - another 'Viz Top Tip'? :o

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