Do Satan worshipers believe in God?

They must, otherwise it would be like vegetarians not believing in meat.

They must, otherwise it would be like vegetarians not believing in meat.

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Yin without Yang

That would seem the case. But I the image I have of a Satan worshipper isn't someone who reads (or has read) the Bible and believes in Jesus and all that. What is their impression of the Bible? That is true, yet propoganda from the other side?

I' don't know....but I doubt that they do. I suspect that they are as monotheist as Christians and Muslims.....it's only the Judeo-Christian-Islam monotheism view of Satan that gives us the impression of Satan as an anti-deity.

Come to that.....if Judeo-Christian-Islamic followers believe in only ONE god/deity....what is Satan in their view? He is non-human and yet has intelligence....

Oh they believe in him alright....they just don't like him or his happy clappy followers. The glint of fervour in the eye....clutching a bible for support etc...

The dark side is much more fun.....ya gotta admit that!

Surely they must do, it's just the other side of the same coin after all. 'Ole Lucifer was bestest buddies with god at one point.

Ok, so when you believe in God, live a good life and die, you go to heaven and enjoy frolicking in green fields playing a harp or something like that? And if you are a Satan worshiper what is the prerequisite for going to hel_l? Living an evil life? Kicking puppies? Do Satan worshipers really prefer the fiery depths of hel_l with all the fire and brimstone? Or is that just pro-God propaganda and hel_l is really full of bars and bordellos where fighting and unmarried, unprotected sex with all kinds of people and animals go on 24/7 (assuming hel_l has a a 7-day week and 24-hr day)? What if you get your sexual kicks from eating faeces and go to hel_l? Do they not let you eat it, or do they shove it down your mouth anyway and even though you're supposed to be in hel_l, you actually feel like you're in heaven. That doesn't sound very fair. Anyway, I'm not sure if I want to spend eternity playing a harp in heaven or playing with a slut in hel_l. Of course, eternity is a long time and whatever you are doing it must get boring after awhile. Maybe Satan worshipers go to hel_l and get to be the guys with pitchforks stabbing all the other poor suckers who angered God but didn't kiss up to Satan? It's still hot as hel_l and smells funny but I guess it's better to be stabbing then to get stabbed.

I imagine hel_l to be full of booze and drugs and brazen hussies. I imagine heaven to be full of fruit juice and bible bashers sitting around with tambourines singing kumbayah.

I know where I'd rather go!

Who actually believes in any of this mumbo jumbo?

I imagine hel_l to be full of booze and drugs and brazen hussies. I imagine heaven to be full of fruit juice and bible bashers sitting around with tambourines singing kumbayah.

I know where I'd rather go!

You appear to have got H & H arse about face

I imagine hel_l to be full of booze and drugs and brazen hussies. I imagine heaven to be full of fruit juice and bible bashers sitting around with tambourines singing kumbayah.

I know where I'd rather go!

You appear to have got H & H arse about face

Yeah...and koheesti was alluding to this too...... "hel_l" has to be whatever it is that you fear or hate, while "heaven" has to be whatever it is you desire or love.....so the copraphiliac who lives an unsinful life (assuming that eating <deleted> is not a sin in The Book) will go to a place that has lots of various hot steaming piles of faeces, but if he were to sin, then he would go somewhere where people never defecate.

Heaven is what you make of it, as is hel_l.

If that is the case....I wonder if you could fool God, in a Brer Rabbit kind of way: No God, please don't throw me in the briar patch place with all the pubs and whores, I HATE pubs and whores.

If you live a life of sin, yet find yourself in heaven because you ask for forgiveness only to find that heaven is a bit crap. Would you be allowed to recant your words?

What if you didn't like heaven much and heard that hel_l was a much better crack. If you were then to blaspheme, would you be sent to hel_l or allowed to be a heathen in heaven?

Or would your hel_l be to be kept in heaven? And vice versa!

I've gone and ballsed it all up now ain't I

Will god be dishing out the ecstasy and viagra in heaven?