Lotto Luck Sought From Double Genital Dog

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Lotto luck sought from double genital dog

MUKDAHAN: There's a well known – if slightly crude – expression in the United Kingdom: “As happy as a dog with two dicks”.

But how happy is a dog with two vaginas?

Anyone wishing to find out should pay a visit to Udorn Battasao, 29, who lives in a village in Mukdahan province.

Mr Udorn is the proud owner of “Bendy”, a three-month-old puppy gifted with two sets of genitals.

At first sight, it’s clear Bendy is no ordinary dog. She has an extra leg sprouting out near the ankle on her back-left leg.

But five-legged dogs are hardly news to seasoned Queer Newsfolk.

When Bendy lies on her back, you can see what’s got the residents of Mr Udorn’s village really excited: her extra vagina.

The organ, on her groin on the same side as her extra leg, looks just like a normal vagina, though it doesn’t have an opening.

As is usual for rural Thailand, residents of the village are queuing up to see Bendy’s bits – in the hope of gleaning the week’s winning lottery numbers therefrom.

Bendy was the last of seven puppies born to her mother at the start of September.

Mr Udorn inspected the puppies one by one and was surprised to see Bendy’s bizarre genitals.

Still, Mr Udorn said Bendy was strong and he would raise her as a normal dog.

He lets her out in the morning to play in the rice fields and brings her home every night with the rest of the puppies.

We can only assume she’s as happy as a dog with two…

Source: Thai Rath

-- Phuket Gazette 2010-12-07

[PoorSucker]

Mukdahan, here I come.

[neverdie]

let me guess, she's twice as bitchy as the other female pups?

[Ta22]

the thai would bring baby powder and run on it so it will reveal number .

imagine anyhting that is weird wlll be rub with powder

here one example

ask any thai there will tell you about the amazing powder rubbing secret to get you lotto number

[tigermonkey]

Interesting but rather confusing ! Maybe I missed something when I learned about female canine anatomy -- on the outside you can see the vulva, which has an openng that leads to the vestibule, which leads to the vagina.

How can you see two vaginas when they are inside the dog ?

In the article it says, " The organ, on her groin on the same side as her extra leg, looks just like a normal vagina, though it doesn't have an opening. "

No opening -- who knows if there is a second vagina ?

It sounds like she merely has two vulva ( one which may be functional), which is very superficial and hardly news.

...but it certainly will get the Thai lottery addicts excited -- much better than rubbing powder on a frog's belly to look for the magic number.

Edited December 7, 2010 by tigermonkey

[asiawatcher]

In Thai society where the Parliament even changed the gardens and landscaping for 'good luck', anything is possible. But a dog that is possibly the result of mutli-generational inbreeding? - oh well, T.i.T.

[khaowong1]

If this wasn't in Thailand it would be too funny for words.. But we know Thailand and how the people are about finding that Lucky Lotto number..