ADULT TRUTHS

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighbourhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. <BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break">

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. <BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break">

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

I really think you should get out more.........seriously

I really think you should get out more.........seriously

Get out where? I take a 10 km walk each day with my camera, and I go out to a favourite bar each night until about 1 AM. And, when my friends are available I go fishing. There's only a bit of time left over for when my lady comes over in the afternoon. She's due any time in the next half hour. There aren't any more hours left in the day.

The only time wasted I can see is that 30 minute leeway on arrival time. You may want to work on that, whoops forgot your back in CM and not at home. I saw myself vividly in all but 3 of your points, hint, I am not very computer handy.

They were sent to me by an old girl friend in Canada. The two I can really identify with are #10 and #19.

#10 because all my best stories are the result of something I don't want to repeat but were awesome while they lasted.

#19 because I lost 20% of my hearing in a 1962 logging accident (?) when a stump blew up hehind me and I was thrown 30 feet. And, my hearing has gotten worse. It has made learning Thai very difficult because of all the various tones.

What?

ThaiVisa can remedy #4

But #5 will always be a mystery

What?

What, What!

What?

What, What!

Isn't that the sound a small steam engine makes....

what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what....

Oh goodness, I am depressed, I can relate to WAY too many of those. I was even folding a fitted sheet tonight.

I better go to bed now.

Oh goodness, I am depressed, I can relate to WAY too many of those. I was even folding a fitted sheet tonight.

I better go to bed now.

That'll bugger all that folding.............