A New Jersey woman who hopes to become the fattest woman in the world got 30,000 calories closer to her 1,000lb goal with a festive feast that could have fed dozens of revellers.

46-stone Donna Simpson, sitting in a reinforced metal chair, chowed down on the world's biggest Christmas dinner as she ate for two straight hours on Saturday.

The single mother-of-two tucked into two 25lb turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 15lbs of potatoes (10lbs roast, 5lbs mashed), five loaves of bread, five pounds of herb stuffing, four pints of gravy, four pints of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 20lbs of vegetables.

Donna's at 30,000 calories in her two-hour Christmas feast -- as much as many people eat over the course of two WEEKS. Here she is earlier this year snacking on McDonalds

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1341683/Donna-Simpsons-feast-The-30-000-calorie-Christmas-feast-eaten-worlds-fattest-mum-ONE-hour-sitting.html#ixzz19IHfrQG4

What a sad, sad ambition.

When did she have her two kids - before putting on weight, or recently?

(OK, hadn't read the article. Now I know. She should be sectioned at once).

The single mother-of-two tucked into two 25lb turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 15lbs of potatoes (10lbs roast, 5lbs mashed), five loaves of bread, five pounds of herb stuffing, four pints of gravy, four pints of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 20lbs of vegetables.

Didn't read the article but I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that stated amount of foof consumed. I'm pretty sure you'd be barfing before evn half of that was consumed. Anyhow, pretty sad goal for this woman.

I didn't know you could consume foof.

I thought it was what the under two-year-olds did when they weren't puking.

Long ways to go, she isnt stuck in her bed, like most estreme obese slobs.

I didn't know you could consume foof.

I thought it was what the under two-year-olds did when they weren't puking.

My apologies. I am a horrible typist and what's worse is that I hardly ever proofread. I will say this however by way of absolving myself. If foof were consumable I've a pretty good idea this lady might give it a try.

Looked up foof.

I think it could be very handy on ThaiVisa!

Looked up foof.

I think it could be very handy on ThaiVisa!

OC, I looked it up too.

Amazing, Eh?

(Now more will Google, foof.)

She was a lot slimmer in that Queen video...............( wouldn't really want to be the bike saddle now )

Looked up foof.

I think it could be very handy on ThaiVisa!

So did I

FOOF

FOOF may refer to:

1 - Dioxygen difluoride, a common fluoridating agent in chemistry

2 - Flags of Our Fathers, a book and film about the Battle of Iwo Jima.

3 - Independent Order of Odd Fellows (Fraternal Order of Odd Fellows)

4 - f00f, the term for an exploit common to early Intel microprocessors

5 - foof chairs, a sub-type of beanbag chairs

According to GD Misfits, especially Izzy. A Foof is a womans genital area.

I was going to reply, but I don't need another holiday right now. I'm sitting on a broken limb already with the ladies.

I was going to reply, but I don't need another holiday right now. I'm sitting on a broken limb already with the ladies.

And it's usually so flexible.

No Chang ?

That would add a few calories.

I notice in the picture shes eating maccas......not a turkey to be seen

I wouldnt like to get under her.

how does she split her arse cheeks to get all that poo she must generate out of her body.

I notice in the picture shes eating maccas......not a turkey to be seen

I wouldnt like to get under her.

You'd rather get on top of her?

I notice in the picture shes eating maccas......not a turkey to be seen

I wouldnt like to get under her.

You'd rather get on top of her?

you would be dead if she got on top of you ...

I notice in the picture shes eating maccas......not a turkey to be seen

I wouldnt like to get under her.

You'd rather get on top of her?

you would be dead if she got on top of you ...

how did you lay there boats and take the pic at the same time? Ive always admired the way you multi task

I notice in the picture shes eating maccas......not a turkey to be seen

I wouldnt like to get under her.

You'd rather get on top of her?

Certainly not into her, thats for sure. I will leave her for a BIG GUY like yourself. Hope ur hungry