I can't believe I forgot about this one. He was an old boss I used to work for.

Dick Freiz

Went to School with a boy named Jack Ash

my hubbie had a schoolmaster called Mister Bates

he used to laugh about the son, master

I know a lady named Poo Bender

An old girlfriend's ex-boyfriend was called Lee King (I dubbed him 'A-Hole-in-my-Bucket') - his cousin's name was Wayne!!!!

Had a kid in my class at school called Maskeranus (Mask-Your-Anus).

Another guy I worked with called Richard Head (read Dick Head!).

I had a longer list when this topic came up before in a chat - I'll try and rack my brains.

Just remembered an arab teacher at my college was called Name But

He had many problems with people when they asked his name...

Hugh jardon was in my class at school

An ex barman of mine is called "Pubes"

I spoke to a "Mrs Pigg" on the phone the other day...

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Hugh jardon was in my class at school

Was he a little stiff?

Hugh jardon was in my class at school

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Was he popular with the girls?

I have students with the name of Bum and a girl called Nookie!!

I worked with a Richard Allcock....true.

Cardinal Sin, (the head of the Philippine Catholic Church a few years ago) is a good one.

there once was a judge...

When I was serving in the RAF it was customary for officers and NCOs to refer to you by you by your last name as in ..."Wilson, get your arse over here'.

One of the technicians in our unit was called Darling - caused no end of problems!

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in Eng 'd be "Fuk Yoo Man"

Iha a friend called Blacky kettle