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A Toronto man was found dead in his home over the weekend.

Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.

The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes.

A banana was sticking out of his butt.

The police suspect it was done by ...

... a cereal killer.

Jing jing! :o

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Where can I get Shreddies in Thailand!! HELP!

I can help... :o

4 weeks time.. :D

totster :D

Totsy, have you noticed that time in England seems to drag on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on etc. especially when you're waiting to come back to Thailand?

I found that Ol' Father Time can be really cruel at times i.e. the way he makes time in England drag on, and on, and on, and on, and on........

I'll betcha too that everytime you look at the clock, the hands don't seem to have hardly moved one iota since the last time that you looked. :D

I know what you must be going through buddy. Counting the days down till you can come back to Thailand to see your sweetheart and all that, but in the meantime the time just drags on, and on, and on, and on, and on.....

Aye, I've been through all that. Friends always asking you what the time is and how many days are left etc,.etc. It used to make the minutes seem like hours and the hours seem like days and the days seemed like years when they did that.

Gawd, I hated that. Friends p!ssing me off by reminding me how the time was dragging on, and on, and on, and on, and on.......

But don't worry Tots. When you come over again, I'm sure the time will just fly by and before you know it............you'll be back in England where the time goes back to dragging on and on, and on, and on, and on, and on....... :D

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I don't eat cereal , I drink it , with pretzel's and usually watching a ballgame  :D

You must be a really simple guy. :D

As opposed to an indepth person such as yourself :D

I hate to tell a puchline after the joke but I will make an exception .

cereal , oats , corn , barley , rice , hops = BEER !

Cheers

Nice one. I did'nt see it, i had just come in from my local cereal bar. :D

LOL , :D I hate it when im the only one that gets my jokes .

Im ready for a few cold extra soggy rice crispys myself . .....Chang on ice :o

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Where can I get Shreddies in Thailand!! HELP!

I can help... :o

4 weeks time.. :D

totster :D

Totsy, have you noticed that time in England seems to drag on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on etc. especially when you're waiting to come back to Thailand?

I found that Ol' Father Time can be really cruel at times i.e. the way he makes time in England drag on, and on, and on, and on, and on........

I'll betcha too that everytime you look at the clock, the hands don't seem to have hardly moved one iota since the last time that you looked. :D

I know what you must be going through buddy. Counting the days down till you can come back to Thailand to see your sweetheart and all that, but in the meantime the time just drags on, and on, and on, and on, and on.....

Aye, I've been through all that. Friends always asking you what the time is and how many days are left etc,.etc. It used to make the minutes seem like hours and the hours seem like days and the days seemed like years when they did that.

Gawd, I hated that. Friends p!ssing me off by reminding me how the time was dragging on, and on, and on, and on, and on.......

But don't worry Tots. When you come over again, I'm sure the time will just fly by and before you know it............you'll be back in England where the time goes back to dragging on and on, and on, and on, and on, and on....... :D

You are so thoughtful, Gazza. I bet Tots feels so much better now... :D

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When in LoS = Kow Tom Goong Sai Kai Duay - with loads of dried chilli and pepper and an ice cold fresh OJ.

When in the UK = Cat vomit....er, a bowl of soggy Fruit and fibre for brekie and 2 bowls of soggy crunchy nut cornflakes for lunch. I get wiered looks at lunchtimes eating my bowls of cereal at my desk, but who cares! :o

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Totsy, have you noticed that time in England seems to drag on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on etc. especially when you're waiting to come back to Thailand?

I found that Ol' Father Time can be really cruel at times i.e. the way he makes time in England drag on, and on, and on, and on, and on........

I'll betcha too that everytime you look at the clock, the hands don't seem to have hardly moved one iota since the last time that you looked. :D

I know what you must be going through buddy. Counting the days down till you can come back to Thailand to see your sweetheart and all that, but in the meantime the time just drags on, and on, and on, and on, and on.....

Aye, I've been through all that. Friends always asking you what the time is and how many days are left etc,.etc. It used to make the minutes seem like hours and the hours seem like days and the days seemed like years when they did that.

Gawd, I hated that. Friends p!ssing me off by reminding me how the time was dragging on, and on, and on, and on, and on.......

But don't worry Tots. When you come over again, I'm sure the time will just fly by and before you know it............you'll be back in England where the time goes back to dragging on and on, and on, and on, and on, and on.......  :D

Gazza....

Many thanks for your kind words and thoughts, I only hope that one day if you are in a similar position I will be able to offer you the same kind of support :o

Anyway.. you didn't answer the question... Soggy or not ? :D

totster :D

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Totsy, have you noticed that time in England seems to drag on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on etc. especially when you're waiting to come back to Thailand?

I found that Ol' Father Time can be really cruel at times i.e. the way he makes time in England drag on, and on, and on, and on, and on........

I'll betcha too that everytime you look at the clock, the hands don't seem to have hardly moved one iota since the last time that you looked. :D

I know what you must be going through buddy. Counting the days down till you can come back to Thailand to see your sweetheart and all that, but in the meantime the time just drags on, and on, and on, and on, and on.....

Aye, I've been through all that. Friends always asking you what the time is and how many days are left etc,.etc. It used to make the minutes seem like hours and the hours seem like days and the days seemed like years when they did that.

Gawd, I hated that. Friends p!ssing me off by reminding me how the time was dragging on, and on, and on, and on, and on.......

But don't worry Tots. When you come over again, I'm sure the time will just fly by and before you know it............you'll be back in England where the time goes back to dragging on and on, and on, and on, and on, and on.......  :D

Gazza....

Many thanks for your kind words and thoughts, I only hope that one day if you are in a similar position I will be able to offer you the same kind of support :o

Anyway.. you didn't answer the question... Soggy or not ? :D

totster :D

Aww C'mon Tots, show me an angry smilie for once. Surely nobody can be so unnaturally easy going and laid back as you appear?

Show me an 'angry' first and then I'll answer the question. :D

In the meantime.

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Where can I get Shreddies in Thailand!! HELP!

Shreddies? I just saw some today in fact. Now, where did I see them...........

mmm...no it wasn't there. Maybe it was in........nope. Not there either.

Oh dear, my memory retension abilities need to be loosened with something like errrm......ooooooh say... the offer of a free beer? :o

Also, saw wheetabix for sale too. What's that worth to you? :D

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CRUSH that Shredded-Wheat, add a sprinkle of brown-sugar, then cold milk.

Or Weetabix definitely a little (but not toooo soggy)  cold milk.

But the KEY is COLDddd  milk  -  how can anyone stand warm/hot ? !  :o

Great with warm milk on a winter morning back in blighty. :D

I have to agree... Weetabix and warm milk... haven't had that for donkeys years

totster :D

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CRUSH that Shredded-Wheat, add a sprinkle of brown-sugar, then cold milk.

Or Weetabix definitely a little (but not toooo soggy)  cold milk.

But the KEY is COLDddd  milk  -  how can anyone stand warm/hot ? !  :o

Great with warm milk on a winter morning back in blighty. :D

I have to agree... Weetabix and warm milk... haven't had that for donkeys years

totster :D

Ooh no! Weetabix + warm milk = soggy mess. It's got to be cold. :D

But 3 Shredded Wheat and hot milk... that's a different story. Central heating for kids. :D

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CRUSH that Shredded-Wheat, add a sprinkle of brown-sugar, then cold milk.

Or Weetabix definitely a little (but not toooo soggy)  cold milk.

But the KEY is COLDddd  milk  -  how can anyone stand warm/hot ? !   :o

Great with warm milk on a winter morning back in blighty. :D

I have to agree... Weetabix and warm milk... haven't had that for donkeys years

totster :D

Ooh no! Weetabix + warm milk = soggy mess. It's got to be cold. :D

But 3 Shredded Wheat and hot milk... that's a different story. Central heating for kids. :D

I remember they used to advertise ready brek as central heating for kids.

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CRUSH that Shredded-Wheat, add a sprinkle of brown-sugar, then cold milk.

Or Weetabix definitely a little (but not toooo soggy)  cold milk.

But the KEY is COLDddd  milk  -  how can anyone stand warm/hot ? !  :o

Great with warm milk on a winter morning back in blighty. :D

I have to agree... Weetabix and warm milk... haven't had that for donkeys years

totster :D

Ooh no! Weetabix + warm milk = soggy mess. It's got to be cold. :D

But 3 Shredded Wheat and hot milk... that's a different story. Central heating for kids. :D

I remember they used to advertise ready brek as central heating for kids.

Oops - you're right. I can't remember the old Shredded Wheat slogan. I remember the new one - "Bet you can't eat 3!"

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cereal is not for me

an ulster fry is trditional where i come from

soda bread,potatobread,pancakes,mushrooms,tomato,bacon,sausage,black and white pudding and beans.washed down with a glass of milk to keep it healthy

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bliss

The trem "Ulster fry" has been found to be politicly incorrect, it should be reffered to as a "regional breakfast"!!!! I kid you not, this was on a memo sent out to N Irish tourist board by the EU. Ulster may be constreud as offensive to Nationalists (i have no idea why being one myself). :o:D

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