Nieghbors

[sriracha john]

Refer to photo posted previously.... and uhmmm...

good luck, I hope you have a fork-lift for her...  

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ha! I am not easily fooled!! In your pic, that woman is not wearing any underwear!! Therefore it can't be her...

(my powers of logical deduction are simply mind-boggling, eh?? )

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ahh yes.. but as notated, they were on their way out of the house... and the sexy lingerie had already been taken off by the deranged OP during a bizarre four-some.. however, she was left wanting by the OP and that's why she's grabbing ThaiPauly's a$$... she wanted more.

[Soph]

Hilarious, all of it, cant get the weird picture of the neighbours out of my head

[Chainat1]

The mystery has been solved.

The offending neighbours have turned out to be none other than

our very own George and Bambina

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'Better start being nice to Bambina' wow

[Thetyim]

jdf1 should get the post of the week prize and this is ony his second post

I think I will die laughing if he keeps this up.

[Ricardo]

This thread is a dead-cert to generate more complaints, to Thai newspapers, about how twisted & self-absorbed TV-members are.

Love it !

Keep it up - to coin a phrase ...

And recommend them to start a thread on barladies.com , looking for swinging-couples in town, get them off your back (so to speak)

[Gazza]

We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######.

They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon  their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with

a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do?

1. Change beer and ciggie brands to ones that they don't like.

Or

2. Turn the AC to the blizzard setting.

Personally I'd go for number 1.

[lamphun]

Why not buy yourself a vicious rottweiller...then again. Did you say Washington State ? Oh no.

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/content/showi...141/section.fow

[Thaipwriter]

advanced Sattelite imagery has allowed the below picture to be captured last night at an undisclosed address in Chiangmai:

[BambinA]

The mystery has been solved.

The offending neighbours have turned out to be none other than

our very own George and Bambina

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or maybe ask some help as Ol Bimbo as Thetyim ( aka Thetina ..she just love to give a watch for blokes)

[Gonzo the Face]

advanced Sattelite imagery has allowed the below picture to be captured last night at an undisclosed address in Chiangmai:

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Thats just an old Abu Grahab photo.....and we know all the names.....

[AmeriThai]

The infamous but elusive UNDIES pic of the OP's neighbor's wife scrounging around for ciggies and booze right after eating all the bacon in the fridge.

[SeaVisionBurma]

AmeriThai,

Whence I finish my projectile vomiting, you are in big trouble mate...

[bakachan]

If you really want to see how this story ends rent this movie

[zxray]

If you really want to see how this story ends rent this movie

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Sounds like my dream neighbors..............Some folks have all the luck!

[ThaiPauly]

This has to be the funniest thread on the CM forum for sometime. It's a pity that the majority of TV Members don't visit the forum as it does not relate to them.

How can we let them know what they are missing??

[Thetyim]

This has to be the funniest thread on the CM forum for sometime. It's a pity that the majority of TV Members don't visit the forum as it does not relate to them.

How can we let them know what they are missing??

Easy, nip round to their house, drink all the booze, help yourself to fags, grope the missus and then casually mention the thread.

[Ricardo]

Well our forum lives next doors to their forums. It's a start !

Maybe George & co could make it the subject of one of their round-robin alert-emails ? Or , then again, maybe not It might give the wrong idea of how serious / twisted-humour / weird Chiang-Mai can be.

[homealone]

This has to be the funniest thread on the CM forum for sometime. It's a pity that the majority of TV Members don't visit the forum as it does not relate to them.

How can we let them know what they are missing??

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Post the big butt bacon eater on all the forums. It is oddly appealing.

homealone

[jdf1]

Hello everyone, I would have responed sooner but yesterday I went to store to buy more cigs, liquor, and food when I came home my computer was gone.

My wife was sleeping so I waited until she woke up, asking her where is our computer? she said our neighbor came over and told her I okayed them using it.

They bought a wireless router locked thier front door and would"nt answer the phone or me knocking at front door!

Finally today when I left for awhile, they but computer by my door, with a note that

my battery was shit, please fix it soon.

Oh f..k I have to go, thier coming home now, I need to lock up quick.

[rio666uk]

jdf1 - thanks for starting such an entertaining thread - may i suggest starting your very own blog... i have a feeling it would be very popular

[ThaiPauly]

So now we know, it WAS a TROLL post as many of us suspected, but a very entertaining one.

I can put up with your sort of Troll.

Cheers

TP

[Thetyim]

So who is jdf1 ?

A newbie or an alto-nick ?

[Jockstar]

Dont know. But hes a pussy!

[Thetyim]

I think jdf1 and Chownah would get on fine, they both have the same sense of humour.

[mumbojumbo]

This has been a fun post, but i hope it ends soon. I think all all venues are

covered? It was a bull shit post to begin with, and is going too long. I read no more.

[RDN]

This has to be the funniest thread on the CM forum for sometime. It's a pity that the majority of TV Members don't visit the forum as it does not relate to them.

How can we let them know what they are missing??

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It keeps popping up on the "Forum Portal" page in the window "Latest Topic Replies". That's how I got here - and I'm in Phuket!

AmeriThai,

Whence I finish my projectile vomiting, you are in big trouble mate...

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After me, mate!

[Chainat1]

'Get outa my garden' !

[AmeriThai]

This has to be the funniest thread on the CM forum for sometime. It's a pity that the majority of TV Members don't visit the forum as it does not relate to them.

How can we let them know what they are missing??

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It keeps popping up on the "Forum Portal" page in the window "Latest Topic Replies". That's how I got here - and I'm in Phuket!

AmeriThai,

Whence I finish my projectile vomiting, you are in big trouble mate...

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After me, mate!

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We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######.

They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with

a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do?

You're fortunate to have only experienced projectile vomiting. Some have been known to purge from both ends of the digestive system at the same time.

The OP was clearly pleading to TV members for help about this very heavy problem. I realize gazing at such shocking evidence is an assault that gives viewers the urge to gouge out their own eyeballs. The assualt to the OP's nostrils from the pungent, earthy scent emitted by such neighbors would be greatly overwhelming. You can see the scope of the burden. Perhaps it would helpful to put it into a more clear perspective for better understanding.

Imagine what it must be like to have such neighbors show up nightly at the door in their underwear, tempting the OP by seductively quivering their massive gelatinous flesh, while at the same time consuming everything in sight. I suspect the OP and his wife are mere shells, starving from the lack of food and other perishables. It must be costing them a fortune.

The OP should immediately contact the Chiang Mai Zoo. These gigantic beasts can be extremely hazardous, even life-threatening.

DANGER! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

[ThaiPauly]

This has to be the funniest thread on the CM forum for sometime. It's a pity that the majority of TV Members don't visit the forum as it does not relate to them.

How can we let them know what they are missing??

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It keeps popping up on the "Forum Portal" page in the window "Latest Topic Replies". That's how I got here - and I'm in Phuket!

AmeriThai,

Whence I finish my projectile vomiting, you are in big trouble mate...

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After me, mate!

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We live at Flora House very nice and quiet, but now two americans have moved next door to us and it is pure ######.

They are from Washington, and Bi-sexual, my wife and I are not, and we do not condon their life style , but my God every night the wife comes over only in her underwear, trys to put the move on me , then my wife, then he comes over with

a woody, they drink all of our liquor, smoke are cigs, eat anthing they can find in our house, what the F..k can we do?

You're fortunate to have only experienced projectile vomiting. Some have been known to purge from both ends of the digestive system at the same time.

The OP was clearly pleading to TV members for help about this very heavy problem. I realize gazing at such shocking evidence is an assault that gives viewers the urge to gouge out their own eyeballs. The assualt to the OP's nostrils from the pungent, earthy scent emitted by such neighbors would be greatly overwhelming. You can see the scope of the burden. Perhaps it would helpful to put it into a more clear perspective for better understanding.

Imagine what it must be like to have such neighbors show up nightly at the door in their underwear, tempting the OP by seductively quivering their massive gelatinous flesh, while at the same time consuming everything in sight. I suspect the OP and his wife are mere shells, starving from the lack of food and other perishables. It must be costing them a fortune.

The OP should immediately contact the Chiang Mai Zoo. These gigantic beasts can be extremely hazardous, even life-threatening.

DANGER! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!

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Shit, I have to take that image to bed now, oh what a rotten life

[RDN]

Sorry Pauly.