Are You Ready For Rapture?

[powderpuff]

That's going to be a face loser at church.

I was thinking the same thing. Or maybe they'll do like those Heavens gate folks, put a quarter in their brand new tennis shoes & take the express lift.

[powderpuff]

I knew the day was coming where the word 'Mexican" was gonna be a pejorative.

"Yes waiter I'll have some 'South of the Border' food"

[David006]

bugger.......glad I ain't righteous...scared of heights...should be quite sight to watch though...all those new borns flying about..could play havoc with air traffic..

.......so god would be putting himself on the dole then? "...got nuffin to do but roll around heaven all day"...not that he/her's appears to have been doing anything much constructive about his universe for a few millennia anyways..

...I guess "'ol nick" will get a bit bored too??

Time to max out the credit cards I guess....and of course use of Thailand's heavenly bodies for a pre-rapture rapture?

[onionluke]

I knew the day was coming where the word 'Mexican" was gonna be a pejorative.

"Yes waiter I'll have some 'South of the Border' food"

And do you have onion bhadjis ?

Bhadjis !! Bhadjis !! We don need no steenking bhadjis

[nikster]

Amongst the many rapture stories, I liked the idea of the post-rapture pet care service the best.

For a mere $135, the service will come and take care of your pets after you have ascended to heaven. Pre-paid, obviously, as you won't be around after. According to the news report I had the guy had over 200 clients already

And no refunds!

[mamborobert]

So I would be safe booking in to the Downtown Inn for a pre rapture celebration tonight then without any fear of being ill (at the least) tomorrow?

[heybruce]

Ten p.m. and nothing. Either the rapture doesn't apply to Buddhist nations, or rapture feels a lot like Saturday night in Chiang Mai.

[Loaded]

I'm in heaven:

I'm eating a large bacon sandwich for breakfast and drinking a large mug of tea while watching Godfather 2. My life couldn't be much better at the moment.