Went skinny dipping with a lady friend in my luxury private pool last night. Unfortunately the array of underwater lights attract mosquitoes by the truckload.

Anyways, I noticed a group of mosquitoes formed a wolfpack and went for my nether region. I woke up today with extreme irritation of the left testicle and noticed that it had doubled in size compared to the other nut. Am not sure what to do. Has this occurred to anyone else?

Perhaps you could upload some photos. It wont help you but will provide some light relief on a Friday :jap:

Anithistamine cream or tablets may help - if not see a doc

I heard that you can put tiger balm on a mossy bite to help takeaway the itch.

ouch!

mine is normally like that ............................

I had this once riding moto-x when tank slapped myself pretty bad off a jump as a teenager, never by a mosquito. Are you sure your gal didn't just kick you in the stones or something?

Do you have any other symptoms, headache, fever, etc? The first thing that sprang to mind is Japanese Encephalitis with is a mosquito borne disease, but that would be more common in rural areas. This can cause testicular swelling.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_encephalitis

But it sounds like a reaction to mosquito bites it's self. It might be best to see a doctor, especially if the swelling worsens or you get other symptoms over the next few days.

Wow you're sitting around waiting for an answer on here?

Get along to the hospital pronto man!

One the size of a basketball and the other is a great big son of a b!tch.

Sorry couldn't resist.

could i see a photo of your luxury private pool please. james

I suggest you apply a cream containing hydrocortisone or other topical steroid, and give it a day or two, if not dramatically better then it is something more than mosquito bites and best see a doctor. Cold packs will also give some relief.

Well if I were you I would consult if you are still in the same "shape"I met someone some years ago ...actually he had a hernia , and the strangest part is that there was no pain involved

Well if I were you I would consult if you are still in the same "shape"I met someone some years ago ...actually he had a hernia , and the strangest part is that there was no pain involved

Sounds more like a hydrocele to me....but without pics how can we be sure...?

I heard that you can put tiger balm on a mossy bite to help takeaway the itch.

yep, take away the bitch.

you got the early stages of a dose of terminal clap.

hope this info helps.

:jap:

If your left testicle is the size of a basketball, and the right one is half that size, I suspect you have problems beyond those caused by mosquito bites.

"The standard size of a basketball in the NBA is 29.5 to 29.875 inches (75 to 75.88 cm) in circumference.'

The left nut is still double the size of the other nut. The doctor said I have a case of semi-elephantitis. He recommended using bags of frozen veg on the nut in question in a bid to effect the ball bag at a molecular level. He also said to keep the spoof supply chain active by way of multiple daily ejaculations. As weird as it sounds I think I am noticing a slight improvement in both the colour and sensitivity of the <deleted> in question.

The left nut is still double the size of the other nut. The doctor said I have a case of semi-elephantitis. He recommended using bags of frozen veg on the nut in question in a bid to effect the ball bag at a molecular level. He also said to keep the spoof supply chain active by way of multiple daily ejaculations. As weird as it sounds I think I am noticing a slight improvement in both the colour and sensitivity of the <deleted> in question.

I should go quickly to a specialist as it sounds like orchitis.If it is you might be in for a painfull next few days.Experienced it a few times in the past 20 years and it isn't a luxury,the sooner you get the anti biotic injections the better.

The left nut is still double the size of the other nut. The doctor said I have a case of semi-elephantitis. He recommended using bags of frozen veg on the nut in question in a bid to effect the ball bag at a molecular level. He also said to keep the spoof supply chain active by way of multiple daily ejaculations. As weird as it sounds I think I am noticing a slight improvement in both the colour and sensitivity of the <deleted> in question.

I should go quickly to a specialist as it sounds like orchitis.If it is you might be in for a painfull next few days.Experienced it a few times in the past 20 years and it isn't a luxury,the sooner you get the anti biotic injections the better.

I agree. He should find a doctor with a better sense of humour.

Unfortunately the array of underwater lights attract mosquitoes by the truckload.

Fritter1970

Unfortunately Fritter1970, mosquitos are not attracted to light. They are attracted by smell and dark colours. Try looking at your personal hygene to start with. This may prevent future swarming.

http://www.allmosquitos.com/what-attracts-mosquitos/what-attracts-mosquitoes.html

Wow. That's really strange. You might have had an allergic reaction to the bites. Clean the area properly and thoroughly, apply any kind of anti-itch cream to soothe the irritation, and I'd suggest you see a medical professional if symptoms don't get better.

The left nut is still double the size of the other nut. The doctor said I have a case of semi-elephantitis. He recommended using bags of frozen veg on the nut in question in a bid to effect the ball bag at a molecular level. He also said to keep the spoof supply chain active by way of multiple daily ejaculations. As weird as it sounds I think I am noticing a slight improvement in both the colour and sensitivity of the <deleted> in question.

This guy was swimming in the same pool.

^^^ hahaha thats awesome