Farang Liars And Wierdos

[maiphedmaiaroi]

I have met many over the last few years and i bet most of you have too.

Lets share our experiences of meeting messed up and wierd farangs in Thailand.

Last night i had a hot date with a Chinese girl in the morning we went to subway to grab something to eat (her choice not mine). After i waved her good bye at the BTS i had to go get my car parked at raja hotel suk soi 4 and go home but i forgot to get my carpark ticket stamped so decided it would be cheaper to get a beer at a bar and stamp the ticket so wont have to pay 400 baht for parking then go home.

Met some irish guy in the bar who must of been around 30 years old. He was pissed up big time. i had the pleasure of chatting to him for 5 mins. In that time he told me he was a pikey and was a cage fighter for 10 years who was undefeated too. He also ran a visa business in bangkok and had been here for 6 years. Sound familiar?

Finished the beer paid the bill and walked to my car only to see a farang in his 50s sat on the curb outside familymart with what looked like 6 bags of ice shrink wraps around his legs.

Why so many wierdos and liars?

[meom]

If the girl was so hot why did you not bring her home with your car instead of dropping her at the BTS?

Sounds weird to me

[kurnell]

I met a weird wanke_r in 1993 who took me for a beer and threatened to kill himself before the end of the night. He is now my best mate.

[thaibeachlovers]

I met a farang outside Central world, back when it was the World Trade Center. He was quite entertaining, and I bought him a drink just to hear his stories. However, when he proclaimed himself to be the Dalai Lama and asked for money, I thought it prudent to move on ( without him ).

[Tonto21]

Hey 'maiphed…..maiaroi' you spent the night with a hot date and your dripping about two crusty old farts you saw the following morning……..I would have been ringing……and emailing all my married mates I know……and all my ex….Minging girlfriends who said I was a waster, ha ha.

You're the weirdo!…..Just pulling your chain mate! OK, Liars….. Just want attention, go with it, relax. Wierdos, well one man's wierdo is another man's inspiration.

'Kurnell'…..That made me laugh….. fantastic! That just prove that you. (we) should not be too quick to judge others………Unless they really piss you off.

Edited December 12, 2011 by Tonto21

[meom]

Years ago I used to meet Belgian Jack sometimes in the bars.

He was a bit weird with his portable radio cassette player with Austrian SS music

[chiang mai]

I've met pretty much all of A Squadron SAS at one time or another over the years, mostly in or around Nana, there was a time there when I almost started to believe that Nana really was a secret SAS base

[Tonto21]

I've met pretty much all of A Squadron SAS at one time or another over the years, mostly in or around Nana, there was a time there when I almost started to believe that Nana really was a secret SAS base

A 'Troop' not a squadron............a slip like that could cost you you life man.........'Keep your head down'

[vtjforyou]

Mostly i meet very rich guys (in their country) driving Porsche and being company owners...

[phaethon]

I am a Nigerian Viscount in the 22nd United States SAS Legion. I have a black belt in Karaoke and could kill you will my little finger (which was shot off in 'Nam or the Crimea, I can''t remember which, and is in a very heavy jar). The boathouse at Hear-Ford is green.

I could tell you how I helped von Stauffenberg kill Hitler or, most recently, how I helped Gadaffi escape to Bolivia leaving a double behind in a drain, but then I'd have to eat you.

My half-Vulcan heritage makes me incapable of lying.

Edited December 12, 2011 by phaethon

[chiang mai]

I've met pretty much all of A Squadron SAS at one time or another over the years, mostly in or around Nana, there was a time there when I almost started to believe that Nana really was a secret SAS base

A 'Troop' not a squadron............a slip like that could cost you you life man.........'Keep your head down'

"There are four SAS 'Sabre' Squadrons (labelled A,B,D & G; each contains around 64men, the squadron is composed of four troops called Special Projects Teams each with 16 men which are further sub-divided into 4 four-men assault teams".

You stand corrected.

http://www.sasspecialairservice.com/

[Trembly]

I've met pretty much all of A Squadron SAS at one time or another over the years, mostly in or around Nana, there was a time there when I almost started to believe that Nana really was a secret SAS base

Word on the street is that Nana is where they sent the second man on the balcony to be rehabilitated, together with all 20'145 handpicked decoys.

[chiang mai]

I've met pretty much all of A Squadron SAS at one time or another over the years, mostly in or around Nana, there was a time there when I almost started to believe that Nana really was a secret SAS base

Word on the street is that Nana is where they sent the second man on the balcony to be rehabilitated, together with all 20'145 handpicked decoys.

Aha, I knew there'd be a logical answer somewhere, that must be it.

[tutsiwarrior]

'I could tell you how I helped von Stauffenberg kill Hitler or, most recently, how I helped Gadaffi escape to Bolivia leaving a double behind in a drain, but then I'd have to eat you.'

oh...I thought that we could keep that a secret...he's now having sex in Cochabamba with my old girl friend's daughter and threatening to corrupt latin american literature...

[poanoi]

@meom: Raw, for the measure

[Mirth]

The world would be a dreadful place to live in without liars or weirdos.

Without liars, no one would be smart and without weirdos, days would be without laughter.

[Tonto21]

I've met pretty much all of A Squadron SAS at one time or another over the years, mostly in or around Nana, there was a time there when I almost started to believe that Nana really was a secret SAS base

A 'Troop' not a squadron............a slip like that could cost you you life man.........'Keep your head down'

Fair enough! That told me....What do I know.

[poanoi]

I had to look up osterich on google so it must have been chicken

[meom]

@meom: Raw, for the measure

She might want to take lessons from Tatiata Kozhevnikova who apparently holds the vagina strength world record.

[maiphedmaiaroi]

If the girl was so hot why did you not bring her home with your car instead of dropping her at the BTS?

Sounds weird to me

I dont like driving back from where she stays i always end up in china town and always get lost for hours. Better for her and me that she went BTS.

Stop trolling.

On topic please.,

[OlRedEyes]

Just an observation. If you're the kinda guy who's lived a fairly boring life, and coming to Thailand, doing the scene, is considered adventurous and a bit out of the norm, then a lot may sound like lies to you. Sometimes the perspective is the problem.

[transam]

Hey 'maiphed…..maiaroi' you spent the night with a hot date and your dripping about two crusty old farts you saw the following morning……..I would have been ringing……and emailing all my married mates I know……and all my ex….Minging girlfriends who said I was a waster, ha ha.

You're the weirdo!…..Just pulling your chain mate! OK, Liars….. Just want attention, go with it, relax. Wierdos, well one man's wierdo is another man's inspiration.

'Kurnell'…..That made me laugh….. fantastic! That just prove that you. (we) should not be too quick to judge others………Unless they really piss you off.

Yep, agree. 555555555

[maiphedmaiaroi]

Just an observation. If you're the kinda guy who's lived a fairly boring life, and coming to Thailand, doing the scene, is considered adventurous and a bit out of the norm, then a lot may sound like lies to you. Sometimes the perspective is the problem.

A bit out of the norm is sitting outside family mart with 6 bags of ice shrink wrapped to your legs?

[meom]

If the girl was so hot why did you not bring her home with your car instead of dropping her at the BTS?

Sounds weird to me

I dont like driving back from where she stays i always end up in china town and always get lost for hours. Better for her and me that she went BTS.

Stop trolling.

On topic please.,

Why justify yourself to a troll?

Now you messed up

[Tonto21]

Just an observation. If you're the kinda guy who's lived a fairly boring life, and coming to Thailand, doing the scene, is considered adventurous and a bit out of the norm, then a lot may sound like lies to you. Sometimes the perspective is the problem.

Very well put!!

[transam]

If the girl was so hot why did you not bring her home with your car instead of dropping her at the BTS?

Sounds weird to me

I dont like driving back from where she stays i always end up in china town and always get lost for hours. Better for her and me that she went BTS.

Stop trolling.

On topic please.,

Think I'd risk it for a leg over. Let's have a poll.

[maiphedmaiaroi]

If the girl was so hot why did you not bring her home with your car instead of dropping her at the BTS?

Sounds weird to me

I dont like driving back from where she stays i always end up in china town and always get lost for hours. Better for her and me that she went BTS.

Stop trolling.

On topic please.,

Why justify yourself to a troll?

Now you messed up

dam_n

[OlRedEyes]

Just an observation. If you're the kinda guy who's lived a fairly boring life, and coming to Thailand, doing the scene, is considered adventurous and a bit out of the norm, then a lot may sound like lies to you. Sometimes the perspective is the problem.

A bit out of the norm is sitting outside family mart with 6 bags of ice shrink wrapped to your legs?

Did you ask why?

[maiphedmaiaroi]

Just an observation. If you're the kinda guy who's lived a fairly boring life, and coming to Thailand, doing the scene, is considered adventurous and a bit out of the norm, then a lot may sound like lies to you. Sometimes the perspective is the problem.

A bit out of the norm is sitting outside family mart with 6 bags of ice shrink wrapped to your legs?

Did you ask why?

Just thought he looked a bit wierd.

I prefer not to approach white guys in bkk, They usually approach me. Most r not normal, even the educated teachers

[wordchild]

A wise man once said to me that any farang who makes a point of saying that their wife/girlfriend/date/overnight/short-time (delete as aprop) is chinese, is a liar.

Edited December 12, 2011 by wordchild