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Among the adverts on this forum is one (at least) for Asian Dating.

Why are all three pictures shown on the advert lady-boys?

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Among the adverts on this forum is one (at least) for Asian Dating.

Why are all three pictures shown on the advert lady-boys?

google adsense-- google knows what you browse......

Among the adverts on this forum is one (at least) for Asian Dating.

Why are all three pictures shown on the advert lady-boys?

google adsense-- google knows what you browse......

Yikes! Thankfully I've yet to see a prospective date dressed up as an English Pointer. That's not to say I haven't met many more English Pointers I'd like to spend time with than women looking for a date.

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You know you've been in Thailand when you keep deleting your question for fear of offending someone.

SC

Oops - wrong thread...

Among the adverts on this forum is one (at least) for Asian Dating.

Why are all three pictures shown on the advert lady-boys?

google adsense-- google knows what you browse......

Yikes! Thankfully I've yet to see a prospective date dressed up as an English Pointer. That's not to say I haven't met many more English Pointers I'd like to spend time with than women looking for a date.

This is very true, try searching for a hotel booking and see what ads flood your screen for the next month.

Not suggesting Humph spends anytime on ladyboy sites of course.... whistling.gif

EDIT: question deleted

You know you've been in Thailand when you keep deleting your question for fear of offending someone.

SC

Oops - wrong thread...

If you were responding to any of my posts, rest assured you can't offend me.

Among the adverts on this forum is one (at least) for Asian Dating.

Why are all three pictures shown on the advert lady-boys?

google adsense-- google knows what you browse......

Yikes! Thankfully I've yet to see a prospective date dressed up as an English Pointer. That's not to say I haven't met many more English Pointers I'd like to spend time with than women looking for a date.

This is very true, try searching for a hotel booking and see what ads flood your screen for the next month.

Not suggesting Humph spends anytime on ladyboy sites of course.... whistling.gif

Spent all my time over the past three weeks looking for an apartment and studying bus routes in Cambridge.

Found me a flat, trying for a free bus pass now.

Can't wait for my tenants to get out of my house, then a couple of months to spend repairing all the damage they've caused.

Plus looking for another job to pay for it all.

No time for girls, let alone third gender types.

EDIT: question deleted

You know you've been in Thailand when you keep deleting your question for fear of offending someone.

SC

Oops - wrong thread...

If you were responding to any of my posts, rest assured you can't offend me.

Now there's a challenge I'm struggling to refuse!

SC

A question that has been on my mind for a long time.........

How does a one legged person use a squat toilet?

one arm on wall.

Hmmm, perhaps so but that's assuming there's a wall close by. Also makes the clean up process a little difficult, one hand bucketing the water and the other applying the water. wink.png

One arm on water basin. Use splash technique w/other arm. Don't touch your anus. Bum gun is best.

Actually the stub of the missing leg should be long enough for support when squatting down.

This was a trick question.

A question that has been on my mind for a long time.........

How does a one legged person use a squat toilet?

one arm on wall.

Hmmm, perhaps so but that's assuming there's a wall close by. Also makes the clean up process a little difficult, one hand bucketing the water and the other applying the water. wink.png

One arm on water basin. Use splash technique w/other arm. Don't touch your anus. Bum gun is best.

Actually the stub of the missing leg should be long enough for support when squatting down.

This was a trick question.

The person in question is not an octopus, KRS1, he's only got 2 arms and 1 leg.

Any advice that includes "don't touch your anus" has to be good. cool.png

coffee1.gif Here's some to consider:

If a frying pan has a "non-stick matierial" on it's metal surface, then how do they get that "non-stick matierial" to stick to the metal pan in the first place?

When the plane is about to take off, and the flight attendent says, "Today your pilot will be Captain xxxxx", do you ever wonder why he is Captain xxxxx today? I mean, if that's the case today, who was he yesterday then?

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coffee1.gif Here's some to consider:

If a frying pan has a "non-stick matierial" on it's metal surface, then how do they get that "non-stick matierial" to stick to the metal pan in the first place?

When the plane is about to take off, and the flight attendent says, "Today your pilot will be Captain xxxxx", do you ever wonder why he is Captain xxxxx today? I mean, if that's the case today, who was he yesterday then?

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Why are Thai eggs brown?

Why are Thai eggs brown?

If you are referring to chicken eggs, it's because of some herbs or spices. They call them "khai palo". Quite delicious.

If you are referring to the shells rather than the eggs themselves, I've seen more brown eggs in Europe than over here.

eggs in the US were white, never seen brown ones before i got here.

eggs in the US were white, never seen brown ones before i got here.

White eggs come from white chickens, brown eggs come from brown chickens.

eggs in the US were white, never seen brown ones before i got here.

White eggs come from white chickens, brown eggs come from brown chickens.

ok, just as long as its not because they've been drinking chocolate milk.

eggs in the US were white, never seen brown ones before i got here.

White eggs come from white chickens, brown eggs come from brown chickens.

ok, just as long as its not because they've been drinking chocolate milk.

In a nutshell! :lol:

eggs in the US were white, never seen brown ones before i got here.

Really? In Europe, you choose the colour in both the fresh market and (sometimes) in the supermarket. White eggs are more common, though.

Note: I haven't bought an egg in Europe for over 20 years, so things might have changed.

why are scrambled eggs made from white and brown eggs the same color?

looks like someone tryin' to play tricks an' fool us around here...

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eggs in the US were white, never seen brown ones before i got here.

Really? In Europe, you choose the colour in both the fresh market and (sometimes) in the supermarket. White eggs are more common, though.

Note: I haven't bought an egg in Europe for over 20 years, so things might have changed.

There are brown eggs in the US, even in big grocery stores huh.png

Anyway, Why do Thai people stop when they get off the escalator?

eggs in the US were white, never seen brown ones before i got here.

Really? In Europe, you choose the colour in both the fresh market and (sometimes) in the supermarket. White eggs are more common, though.

Note: I haven't bought an egg in Europe for over 20 years, so things might have changed.

There are brown eggs in the US, even in big grocery stores huh.png

Anyway, Why do Thai people stop when they get off the escalator?

They were stopped when they were on the escalator as well.

The question would be more precisely phrased "Why don't Thai people move away from the working point of the escalator?".

Often-times, I think people do not think ahead to decide where they want to go when they alight from an escalator, so they stop until they decide which way to go. This may be due to poor signage, as well as inattentiveness.

I sometimes wonder why people stop on the escalator, but I suppose partly because they can, and partly because the steps are bigger than they're used to.

Anyway, questions I wish I'd asked...

"How much will it cost me, first?"

"Is this the right road to ..." / "does this train stop at..."

SC

Anyway, Why do Thai people stop when they get off the escalator?

That goes for those groups of Chinese tourists that insist on stopping when the moving walkway ends at Suvarnabhumi.

And why can't they figure out how to fill out there Inmmigration Cards before they get to the Immigration counter.

I like it when they haven't even got a card and have to go to the back of the hall to get one.

Anyway, Why do Thai people stop when they get off the escalator?

That goes for those groups of Chinese tourists that insist on stopping when the moving walkway ends at Suvarnabhumi.

And why can't they figure out how to fill out there Inmmigration Cards before they get to the Immigration counter.

Not just escalators and moving travelators that annoy me - why do people try to get into a lift (elevator) before the people in the elevator have got out?

(fortunately, as a rugby player for fifty years, I just keep moving out no matter how many obese women are trying to get in)

I like it when they haven't even got a card and have to go to the back of the hall to get one.

Yes this makes me smile too.

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