A Catch 22 Situation!

[Dekchaimong]

None of the water "Bum Guns" in my toilets have the original "reducing washers" that restrict the flow - hence a good pressure wash.

This however leaves me in a bit of a catch 22 situation.

After taking a dump, and to ensure cleanliness, a good squirt is in order - however, due to the water pressure, water seems to enter the anus, which then has to be expelled again, hence requiring another blast of the bum gun, thus the situation continues ad infinitum.

[carra]

pucker up

[lopburi3]

Install a wall control tap for the unit as most people do and adjust to the flow you want. Some even have built into the spray but the wall control is much better and allows easy shut off to change units.

[Ernest63]

Some even have built into the spray but the wall control is much better and allows easy shut off to change units

[Bangkokhatter]

You are not alone in this predicament

[h90]

alternative I can make you a rubber seal instead of the original one with a smaller inner diameter....

[taninthai]

You do know that you only hold it near your arse not supposed to stick it up there

[samsiam]

People get charged for that kind of enjoyment...

[Bagwan]

Have you tried a heat gun or propane torch?

[DowntownAl]

Bummer...

Come on, somebody had to say it.

[Semper]

The 'trigger' on the gun actually has a quite long travel, not only on or off. With a little bit of training, you'll get the hang of it.

[orchis]

The Kegel Excercise.

[Jingthing]

Go with the flow? (Oh, you are already.)

[Payboy]

due to the water pressure, water seems to enter the anus

I'm thinking you could still use those discarded washers in a novel application.

[samsiam]

ahhhhh....songkran

[sensei]

Just how lose it it that water can easily penetrate it?

Just wondering, no answers required.

[Jingthing]

Just how lose it it that water can easily penetrate it?

Just wondering, no answers required.

The Holland Tunnel comes to mind. (My old nickname.)

[flying]

Not cheap but you will never need another after this one

http://www.sanicare....det-p/s100c.htm

Has a on handle pressure control ceramic core

Plus a in-line valve too ceramic core also

[fezzy]

You don't want your brown eye, turning blue , black and blue that is .

[IvanLaw]

Alternative: Hand stand in Shower ? Choice for Pressure & hot / cold temp.

[Semper]

Lot of suggestions here. If you still feel insecure about using the water thingy, use what you used in your home-country, it's available here too.

[Jingthing]

Lot of suggestions here. If you still feel insecure about using the water thingy, use what you used in your home-country, it's available here too.

Servants?

[bunta71]

Lot of suggestions here. If you still feel insecure about using the water thingy, use what you used in your home-country, it's available here too.

Servants?

corn cobs?

[h90]

Lot of suggestions here. If you still feel insecure about using the water thingy, use what you used in your home-country, it's available here too.

Servants?

corn cobs?

A hedgehog?

[samsiam]

gum leaves...

[arthurwait]

Use the force Luke.

You'll never have pay a ladyboy again.

[prefabs]

In Africa where constipation is rife due to diet, the locals save all their corn cobs. There are millions of them as corn is the staple diet. Eat all the corn bits and dry the cob outside in the sun. When it is really hard and rough as hell, use it to scrape any hard bits off your bumhole and surrounds

[phuturatica]

Haha! I guess it all depends on how slack you are?!

[bunta71]

Lot of suggestions here. If you still feel insecure about using the water thingy, use what you used in your home-country, it's available here too.

Servants?

corn cobs?

A hedgehog?

One of my least favorites...constipation

[necronx99]

One of my least favorites...constipation

Now that you've brought it up, I once went ( or didn't go) 8 days..on purpose..