Sports Quote Of The Year

[chuchok]

Here's a quote from Mike Carlton (Aussie journo and broadcaster) from a recent interview ... Eddie Jones, in attempting to defend Australia's 7th loss in a row said, "If you take the scrum out of the equation (Aust v Eng, Twickenham) we played well", to which Carlton responded, "If you take the assassination out of the equation, President & Mrs Kennedy quite enjoyed the drive from Dallas to the airport."

Edited December 22, 2005 by chuchok

[ThaiPauly]

he he, brilliant quote

[ilyushin]

Reader Jim C. of New York noted that last week Jon Stewart interviewed Sarah Jessica Parker about her new movie and asked: "Is this like Davis Cup for actors where you all get together and it's more collegial with it being an ensemble?" Surprisingly, she did NOT respond: "Rings a bell. Isn't that some tennis competition that never quite seems to begin and never quite seems to end."

[ilyushin]

"By the time we got [to Detroit], it was almost two in the morning, because ain't nothing open but hospitals, jails, and legs."

-- Jalen Rose

ESPN Page 2

[ThaiPauly]

"How can I be mistaken for a player?"

"I'm seven feet tall and a black cat"

Quote from Jude, English Championship side Queens Park Rangers club mascot, on being ordered away from the touchline by the referee because he looked too much like a player.

"My lot are the ugliest team to have ever worn the blue and white hoops. They are the worst I have ever seen . They all look lke dogs"

Quote from Queen's Park Ranger's manager Ian Holloway. (I worked with his brother many years ago)

"I'm only here because Deportivo made this happen and my Wife forced me. Only a MADMAN would want to come here"

Birmingham City's Walter Pandiani (looks like he will be moving on soon)

"I dont want to call it a disgrace, but its a disgrace"

Tottenham Hotspur's Manager Martin Joll talking about a goal ruled out for offside

FAMOUS LAST WORDS

Mike Tyson before his fight with Kevin McBride

"I'm gonna gut him like a fish" "He's a tomato can"

Courtesy of the BK Post