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Man Sues Bmw After A Four-Hour Motorcycle Ride Leaves Him With A Two-Year Erection

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A California man is suing BMW after a four-hour round trip on a motorcycle with a 'ridge-like seat' gave him a permanent erection which left him ‘unable to engage in sexual activity’.

Henry Wolf is seeking compensation for lost wages, medical expenses, emotional distress and what he calls ‘general damages’ from the motoring manufacturer and seat-maker Corbin-Pacific.

He alleges that a journey through San Francisco, California, on May 1, 2010 left him with a two-year erection and a wealth of other problems.

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Problematic: Henry Wolf began suffering from priapism after riding his 1993 BMW motorcycle, equipped with a Corbin-Pacific seat

‘[The] Plaintiff was riding his 1993 BMW motorcycle equipped with a Corbin-Pacific seat,' the suit filed in California Superior Court, San Francisco, last Thursday states.

'The ride lasted approximately two hours each way to Plaintiff's destination, after which Plaintiff developed a severe case of priapism (a persistent lasting erection).'

Read more: http://www.dailymail...l#ixzz1tbKx1Eiv

How does he urinate?

Now you're just taking the pi***s

One would have thought that he might have noticed he erection before it sort of stuck and became a problem. As it is, a million Californian retirees are being badgered into buying one by Mrs Pink Rinse as we speak.....................

How does he urinate?

Now you're just taking the pi***s

Ever see one of those Chinese tea pots with the long spout pour into a cup a good four feet distant and not miss a drop......

How does he urinate?

Now you're just taking the pi***s

Ever see one of those Chinese tea pots with the long spout pour into a cup a good four feet distant and not miss a drop......

I know some chinese toss-pots who spill more than they get in the cup

How does he urinate?

Now you're just taking the pi***s

Ever see one of those Chinese tea pots with the long spout pour into a cup a good four feet distant and not miss a drop......

I know some chinese toss-pots who spill more than they get in the cup

Is that one of those group things with goggles?

Yep, the very same, Does wonders for your spots.

How does he urinate?

Easy, Humph.

When I used to wake up with, "the morning wood", I would put one hand on the back wall of the toilet and assume th "flying superman " position...... made it easier than spraying the wall.cheesy.gifclap2.gif

Unfortunately, that is in my far past.......(siiiiiigh !!!!!!!!! blink.png

How does he urinate?

Easy, Humph.

When I used to wake up with, "the morning wood", I would put one hand on the back wall of the toilet and assume th "flying superman " position...... made it easier than spraying the wall.cheesy.gifclap2.gif

Unfortunately, that is in my far past.......(siiiiiigh !!!!!!!!! blink.png

Hah, had to giggle from self-recognize there. Later I discovered that one could just piss in the shower and my need to superman went away. :)

How does he urinate?

Easy, Humph.

When I used to wake up with, "the morning wood", I would put one hand on the back wall of the toilet and assume th "flying superman " position...... made it easier than spraying the wall.cheesy.gifclap2.gif

Unfortunately, that is in my far past.......(siiiiiigh !!!!!!!!! blink.png

Hah, had to giggle from self-recognize there. Later I discovered that one could just piss in the shower and my need to superman went away. smile.png

Morning Superman. LOL. I remember once waking up with a morning glory and, still 80% asleep, thought I could just direct the stream with no physical input at all only tilting my arse up and trying to direct the woody into the bowl. The endless stream went everywhere but in the bowl. I pissed all over the toliet roll hanging there and up the wall behind the loo whilst muttering sleepily "Oh shit'

TAWP mate the trouble I've found with pissing in the shower is, even though I rinse it away for ages, my wife's bloodhound type nose always picks up the scent and gives me a lecture about what a lazy bugger I am.

Due to popular demand, the BMW Corbin Pacific seat is now available for the Yamaha Neuvo, Honda Click, Wave.... and the Toyota Furtuner biggrin.png

Due to popular demand, the BMW Corbin Pacific seat is now available for the Yamaha Neuvo, Honda Click, Wave.... and the Toyota Furtuner biggrin.png

Can we have your avatar back by popular demand please? wai.gif

Very similar to the seat on the new PCX 150 (they've taken the hump away). Yet another reason to chop in the old Nuovo...

I remember when I was a wee lad that I'd get one if I sat near the back of the bus. Difficult when you're... hang on. Is this a gents-only thread?

Very similar to the seat on the new PCX 150 (they've taken the hump away). Yet another reason to chop in the old Nuovo...

I remember when I was a wee lad that I'd get one if I sat near the back of the bus. Difficult when you're... hang on. Is this a gents-only thread?

Sitting in the back seats of the buses to Kew, from Melbs using Johnson St.

The old cable car tracks etc were still there.

The buses bounced around like ping pong balls.

This was back in the mid '50s, gals wearing volumous skirts (sans nickers)would sit on one's lap.

Yaaaaaas,my introduction to the enjoyment of lap dancing, in the bus's back seats, after movies when buses were full.

Thems were da days..... fond memories.

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