The Essence Of Being Hi-So

[BigJohnnyBKK]

In the end, it turned out to be a mongrel of a tomato.

How dare you sir!

The genetic engineering of our fruit & veg is I agree an unspeakable crime, but it is in line with attempts to define race scientifically, eugenics et al, and certainly an insult to mongrels everywhere to use the label in such a fashion.

Mongrels make the best dogs no doubt, their hybrid vigor the result of letting nature take its course.

Some heirloom varieties of tomatoes are wonderfully tasty, it's just that modern overly specialized goals have led us astray.

[samran]

I think racial purity is important

Very subtle!

There's nothing subtle about revealing your ignorance. And there's nothing subtle about describing ignorance as subtlety.

Better than being inbred I guess...

[h90]

Hi-so eat kfc with knife and fork.

to use knife and fork for food (also pizza) means you come from a family with culture. Applies to most Europeans.

But regarding KFC as food is the opposite.

Eating KFC with knife and fork brings is unresolvable with logic....

[brit1984]

It is worth noting that, when asked to bat, specialist bowlers (including medium pace bowlers) are often unable to do any better than a duck

[Payboy]

Hi-so eat kfc with knife and fork.

to use knife and fork for food (also pizza) means you come from a family with culture. Applies to most Europeans.

But regarding KFC as food is the opposite.

Eating KFC with knife and fork brings is unresolvable with logic....

Eating KFC with the plastic knife and fork given with their takeaway defies physics.

[h90]

Hi-so eat kfc with knife and fork.

to use knife and fork for food (also pizza) means you come from a family with culture. Applies to most Europeans.

But regarding KFC as food is the opposite.

Eating KFC with knife and fork brings is unresolvable with logic....

Eating KFC with the plastic knife and fork given with their takeaway defies physics.

The only reason I can find to eat KFC is the report that the hormones in the meat let the breasts grow.

So great for women, great for ladymen...maybe great for women who have husbands who are too active....little bit female hormones should cure that.

edit: Found one more reason: being American and can't find a McDonalds.

Edited May 8, 2012 by h90

[theblether]

It is worth noting that, when asked to bat, specialist bowlers (including medium pace bowlers) are often unable to do any better than a duck

Many ex bowlers approaching 50 years of age walk with a peculiar waddling action. They like to live on past glories as they bore all around them with stories about when they were young they could blah, blah, blah. Even the ducks on the village pond quack their heads off with laughter as the stories become more and more preposterous, and that includes the exotic species.

[canuckamuck]

I got some essence of hi-so on me once, it ruined my favorite shirt.

[h90]

Many Hi-So take pride in owning exotic dogs.

that isn't a dog that is ET

Excuse me, that dog is close to a certain exotic loving persons heart. It's of unknown parentage too.

( It actually won the Ugliest Dog In The World contest, the poor wee thing died a few months ago )

My condolence! But if the parentage is unknown how can you be sure that it isn't an alien that tries to mask an innocent dog to get some knowledge about our defenses?

[samsiam]

I still think dogs have something to do with it.

position position.

[MediumPaceBowler]

Once i saw a hi-so girl (not talking about magazines)

I was walking near KSR, and i saw an Italian economy car from the sixties, transformed into convertible, painted with the most shocking pink panther pink colour..One girl at the wheel..

The girl was young and beautiful, dressed in black and wearing huge sunglasses, with her long black hair in the wind..She looked as cool as the car.

Now, i'm not saying that you must drive a car like that to be hi-so, but for sure it helps.

Great story.

I've just discussed this with my exotic pan-Asian girlfriend and she agrees that the woman you describe is probably hi-so.

[smokie36]

Once i saw a hi-so girl (not talking about magazines)

I was walking near KSR, and i saw an Italian economy car from the sixties, transformed into convertible, painted with the most shocking pink panther pink colour..One girl at the wheel..

The girl was young and beautiful, dressed in black and wearing huge sunglasses, with her long black hair in the wind..She looked as cool as the car.

Now, i'm not saying that you must drive a car like that to be hi-so, but for sure it helps.

Great story.

I've just discussed this with my exotic pan-Asian girlfriend and she agrees that the woman you describe is probably hi-so.

You can take the wig off now.

[David48]

Once i saw a hi-so girl (not talking about magazines)

I was walking near KSR, and i saw an Italian economy car from the sixties, transformed into convertible, painted with the most shocking pink panther pink colour..One girl at the wheel..

The girl was young and beautiful, dressed in black and wearing huge sunglasses, with her long black hair in the wind..She looked as cool as the car.

Now, i'm not saying that you must drive a car like that to be hi-so, but for sure it helps.

Great story.

I've just discussed this with my exotic pan-Asian girlfriend and she agrees that the woman you describe is probably hi-so.

mauGR1 ... I smell a rat in your story ...

All very believable until the line "with her long black hair in the wind".

Unless she had her head sticking out the window the above quote implies that your HI-SO lassie you espied was driving a convertible ... and we all know the abhorrence that Thai's have for the sun, hence they never drive convertibles!

Anyway convertibles are a mongrel of a car in Thailand because it's usually to hot to drive with their top down.

Just saying ...

[David48]

Was something like this?

or this ...

Edited May 8, 2012 by David48

[smokie36]

Once i saw a hi-so girl (not talking about magazines)

I was walking near KSR, and i saw an Italian economy car from the sixties, transformed into convertible, painted with the most shocking pink panther pink colour..One girl at the wheel..

The girl was young and beautiful, dressed in black and wearing huge sunglasses, with her long black hair in the wind..She looked as cool as the car.

Now, i'm not saying that you must drive a car like that to be hi-so, but for sure it helps.

Great story.

I've just discussed this with my exotic pan-Asian girlfriend and she agrees that the woman you describe is probably hi-so.

mauGR1 ... I smell a rat in your story ...

All very believable until the line "with her long black hair in the wind".

Unless she had her head sticking out the window the above quote implies that your HI-SO lassie you espied was driving a convertible ... and we all know the abhorrence that Thai's have for the sun, hence they never drive convertibles!

Anyway convertibles are a mongrel of a car in Thailand because it's usually to hot to drive with their top down.

Just saying ...

Is mauGR1 suffering from sunstroke?

[David48]

Maybe this ...

But not this ...

Note the leather straping on the bonnet ... I presume used for the same function as the older style leather straps used to hold the bonnet down in racing cars?

Note:- these were photos taken in the general publics' view so I assume deemed viewable here in this public forum as well.

Edited May 8, 2012 by David48

[smokie36]

They look quite tall David. Bit risky around low lying bridges.

Oh its safer these days so I'll say it. Just sayin'...

[thedivezone]

Women with big hair.

You just described every woman in the state of Texas.

To me, Hi-So is more of an attitude than anything else. That air or pretension which reeks with the message, my <deleted> doesn't stink and you'd best grovel at my feet lest I unleash the hounds on you.

I know poor people who think their <deleted> doesn't stink and I know very, very wealthy people that you couldn't tell they had any money at all by talking to them. Salt of the earth types. Hi-So is a state of mind. A very bad one IMO.

Nailed it in one 1

[thedivezone]

Maybe this ...

But not this ...

Note the leather straping on the bonnet ... I presume used for the same function as the older style leather straps used to hold the bonnet down in racing cars?

Note:- these were photos taken in the general publics' view so I assume deemed viewable here in this public forum as well.

More likely used to spruce up passenger's sex life .

[mcp]

Dont forget inbreeding is also very common in hi so circles

[Berkshire]

Dont forget inbreeding is also very common in hi so circles

A rather ridiculous comment. Where do you people come up with such nonsense? A better question is...why? Why so much hostility towards the so-called "hi-so?" Is it jealousy? Envy? The ugly side of the farang mindset.

[samsiam]

'pan-asian'.....is that a deep or thin crust ??

[rgs2001uk]

Dont forget inbreeding is also very common in hi so circles

A rather ridiculous comment. Where do you people come up with such nonsense? A better question is...why? Why so much hostility towards the so-called "hi-so?" Is it jealousy? Envy? The ugly side of the farang mindset.

Neither jealousy or envy, more like disgust at the ability to drive cars with impunity.

Remember the spoiled brat in the Merc that ploughed into a busstop full of people on Suk Rd Bkk.

Lets not forget the kid fleeing in the stolen Porsche that wiped out the poor Laotian girl.

What ever happened to little Miss HiSo driving the Honda Civic in Rangsit?

Hows that Mor Muk case progressing, any updates?

Did any of the above ever spend a night in the cells?

Remember the night club execution from a few years ago?

[mauGR1]

Once i saw a hi-so girl (not talking about magazines)

I was walking near KSR, and i saw an Italian economy car from the sixties, transformed into convertible, painted with the most shocking pink panther pink colour..One girl at the wheel..

The girl was young and beautiful, dressed in black and wearing huge sunglasses, with her long black hair in the wind..She looked as cool as the car.

Now, i'm not saying that you must drive a car like that to be hi-so, but for sure it helps.

Great story.

I've just discussed this with my exotic pan-Asian girlfriend and she agrees that the woman you describe is probably hi-so.

mauGR1 ... I smell a rat in your story ...

All very believable until the line "with her long black hair in the wind".

Unless she had her head sticking out the window the above quote implies that your HI-SO lassie you espied was driving a convertible ... and we all know the abhorrence that Thai's have for the sun, hence they never drive convertibles!

Anyway convertibles are a mongrel of a car in Thailand because it's usually to hot to drive with their top down.

Just saying ...

Is mauGR1 suffering from sunstroke?

I can confirm i saw it, believe or not.

Although for a moment i thought i had allucinations, it was not the case..Yes the car was a convertible.

[StreetCowboy]

'pan-asian'.....is that a deep or thin crust ??

Is that a wok on the wild side?

[mauGR1]

Was something like this?

or this ...

That looks like a very new version of the "Fiat 500'"

No , although the colour is very similar if not the same, the car i saw was a old model of Fiat 500.

[somtampet]

Only two differences,higher maintenance and bad attitude

[somtampet]

Dont forget inbreeding is also very common in hi so circles

A rather ridiculous comment. Where do you people come up with such nonsense? A better question is...why? Why so much hostility towards the so-called "hi-so?" Is it jealousy? Envy? The ugly side of the farang mindset.

none of them,its called reality mate

[StreetCowboy]

Only two differences,higher maintenance and bad attitude

Its not about the car

[somtampet]

Only two differences,higher maintenance and bad attitude

Its not about the car

since when has a car had bad attitude????