"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum"

One of my fave movie quotes.

there was a nice line from the Tim Roth character in Pulp Fiction...'hey! robbing coffee shops is brilliant!...here's a guy having a Denver omelette and then a guy comes up and threatens to blow his head off, Boom!'...

Tim Roth; menacing with his .38 caliber: 'give it up, pal...'

and then the coffee shop patron who is bored an tired sez: 'no problem, but could you please wait until I finish me breakfast?'

(hey!...tutsi and ol' Quentin Tarantino..awwright!...)

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and then there is; ' you hear me, hillbilly boy? I'm gonna get mideaval on yer ass!' and: 'Jules! if you give that nimrod yer money I'll shoot this bitch on general principles!...'

Pulp Fiction: a treasure trove of 'best quotation' delight...

You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough.

William Blake

You would do well on the fat thread in Outside the Box with comments like that.

life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

and here is tutsiwarrior with a girlfriend who was misbehaving: 'your behavior is unsuitable and drives me to distraction and suicide!'

and then she squirms a bit and sez: 'well...with regard to general principles I can't see that I have done anything wrong...'

in her quiet way she was a terror...and then she sez when tutsi considered mortality: ' hey! lets go get a pizza! and then we can have sex if you want...'

and here is tutsiwarrior with a girlfriend who was misbehaving: 'your behavior is unsuitable and drives me to distraction and suicide!'

and then she squirms a bit and sez: 'well...with regard to general principles I can't see that I have done anything wrong...'

in her quiet way she was a terror...and then she sez when tutsi considered mortality: ' hey! lets go get a pizza! and then we can have sex if you want...'

and Tutsi answered "we'll have sex now and consider a pizza later!"

and then the oldest niece came around today to say hello...she is now 22 y.o. and has a successful life in BKK and we have a special relationship as I useta save her when she was 15 when my wife useta beat her ass with a broom handle when she got annoyed with her, she got in trouble at school and had boyfriends and etc..and I said plaintively: 'can't you stay here for the night and then we can eat chocolate and watch TV together like when you were little?...' and then she said: 'nope, I gots to go, uncle tuts as I gots to go to work tomorrow...' and my heart melted...

it ain't no use being 'good ol' uncle tutsi' as they will break yer heart every time ...and she held me close and said: 'I miss you too, uncle tutsi (gitung mak)...'

oh, good god!

Never send a boy to do a mans job.......he will only get his bike pinched!

George Cowley CI5

Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy

I've really missed you Moss.

I've really missed you Moss.

Who said that.............................

Alan Titmarsh ?

I've really missed you Moss.

Who said that.............................

Alan Titmarsh ?

Jackie Stewart.

Did he com from Lichenstien ?

I've really missed you Moss.

Is this the 'Creative Profanity', thread?

I've really missed you Moss.

Is this the 'Creative Profanity', thread?

I know it's a bit out of character, but I was just trying to be nice.

I've really missed you Moss.

Is this the 'Creative Profanity', thread?

I know it's a bit out of character, but I was just trying to be nice.

Get a room !!!!!!!

"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good"

worse things happen at sea

SC

I look on the Bedlam forum on thaivisa and there is an advert for 'Mad House Resort' at the top of the webpage and then I stumble towards the kitchen to make a vodka in distress and confusion...

"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." George W. Dumbarse

"I want no epitaphs of profound history and all that type of thing. I contributed. I would hope they would say that, and I would hope somebody liked me."

Brian Clough

"The greatest risk in life is not taking any risks."

No idea

"What does a man need–really need? A few pounds of food each day, heat, and shelter, six feet to lie down in–and some form of working activity that will yield a sense of accomplishment. That’s all in the material sense. And we know it. But we are brainwashed by our economic system until we end up in a tomb beneath a pyramid of time payments, mortgages, preposterous gadgetry, playthings that divert our attention from the sheer idiocy of the charade.The years thunder by. The dreams of youth grow dim where they lie caked in dust on the shelves of patience. Before we know it, the tomb is sealed. Where, then lies the answer? In choice. Which shall it be: bankruptcy of purse or bankruptcy of life?"

Sterling Hayden

"We are survival machines - robot vehicles blindly programmed to preserve the selfish molecules known as genes. This is a truth which still fills me with astonishment."

Richard Dawkins

"Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared."

I think this one was from the Buddha.

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."

Mark Twain.

My signature!

'One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives' ...- Euripdes!

We shall defend our island whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields and in the streets. We shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender.

Winston Churchill

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"I want no epitaphs of profound history and all that type of thing. I contributed. I would hope they would say that, and I would hope somebody liked me."

Brian Clough

Another fave from Cloughie was when a TV interviewer asked him if he thought that he was the best manager in English football, he replied "Oh, I don't know about that, but I'm definitely in the top one"

“Of all the small nations on this earth, perhaps only the ancient Greeks surpass the Scots in their contribution to mankind”

Winston Churchill

“Of all the small nations on this earth, perhaps only the ancient Greeks surpass the Scots in their contribution to mankind”

Winston Churchill

You just know I'm agreeing with that Lenny, you just know it

“Of all the small nations on this earth, perhaps only the ancient Greeks surpass the Scots in their contribution to mankind”

Winston Churchill

You just know I'm agreeing with that Lenny, you just know it

Was that flattery, or sarcasm?

A fool forms his self-image on flattery by others; A Scotsman has to rely on his own

“Of all the small nations on this earth, perhaps only the ancient Greeks surpass the Scots in their contribution to mankind”

Winston Churchill

You just know I'm agreeing with that Lenny, you just know it

Was that flattery, or sarcasm?

A fool forms his self-image on flattery by others; A Scotsman has to rely on his own

Its all true. Except for the part about the ancient Greeks. Load of waffle that is!

“Of all the small nations on this earth, perhaps only the ancient Greeks surpass the Scots in their contribution to mankind”

Winston Churchill

You just know I'm agreeing with that Lenny, you just know it

Was that flattery, or sarcasm?

A fool forms his self-image on flattery by others; A Scotsman has to rely on his own

Its all true. Except for the part about the ancient Greeks. Load of waffle that is!

Yeh, and what have the Romans ever done for us.

Yeh, and what have the Romans ever done for us.

The Romans might have invented roads, but we showed them how to finish them!! Tarmacadam!!!