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Guy walking home through a very dark park, hears from the bushes Fancy a quicky for 5 Euro ?

Thinks to himself, why not !

Two minutes later he gets a torch beam shone on him and partner and the voice saying Allo Allo, wots all this then.

Just having a quicky with the missus on the way home he says.

Plod says, didn't realise it was your missus, but get on your way quick.

Guy says to plod, I didn't realise it was the missus either till you shone that torch in our faces

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