Six foot two, eyes are blue. Smokie five foot two hmmmm .Can they drink? The laughing stock of Samui.

Looks like they aren't the only ones drinking at this party Rooo....

Smokie five foot two hmmmm .Can they drink?

Oh noooo, not again.

I hope you had a chaperone as good as me on this one?

Smokie five foot two hmmmm .Can they drink?

Oh noooo, not again.

I hope you had a chaperone as good as me on this one?

The OP is a lightweight. Five foot two eh?.....don't worry Moss....I've been practicing for this piss up!

Rooo.....do you always bring your Donald Bradmans to the pub then?

Theblether had to fold last night....I've never seen that before.....I'll drag him the ten yards down the beach for a swim shortly....kill or cure is my motto.....

Looks like they aren't the only ones drinking at this party Rooo....

I was in a supervisory position SBK.I think.I left when their eyes started turning red lol.

Looks like they aren't the only ones drinking at this party Rooo....

I was in a supervisory position SBK.I think.I left when their eyes started turning red lol.

Only after theblether lifted you up and sat you on the birdtable.

theblether notes that the charismatic and entertaining Roo dropped out of the session first, and after he left, theblether and Smokie continued for another 6 hours........however being the gracious sort, theblether is looking forward to an outstanding shift on Sunday with Roo. We'll keep a wee scorecard and do a full report on Monday

We'll keep a wee scorecard and do a full report on Monday

Whats a wee scorecard? A counting system for how many times you all go for a pish

We'll keep a wee scorecard and do a full report on Monday

Whats a wee scorecard? A counting system for how many times you all go for a pish

He forgot tonight.

We'll keep a wee scorecard and do a full report on Monday

Whats a wee scorecard? A counting system for how many times you all go for a pish

He forgot tonight.

Its OK Rooo....I reminded him!

I like a confident man, it makes the competition all the better and victory that much sweeter

eek will note that theblether and Smokie were out on a bender till after 2.00am, which is no big deal, however having to get up at 5.00am for the flight to Samui was a challenge

So Rooo, it will be a level playing field on Sunday, let the fun begin

You know this is all conjecture and fantasy unless there are photos ... and we all know how the theblether would not let facts interrupt a good story ...

So don't ask for photos, they will be forthcomin' if the wandering Caledonian co-posters wish to keep their street cred.

Just saying like ...

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He was late tonight. Shaving his man boobs I hear. Well what can I say? As he should.

Smokie has a new name tonight , hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm always wondered what dog collars looked like on a lamb led to the slaughter.Now I know.

Self-medication will never be enough after such a session. That rash wont go by itself you know..............

Enjoy the drinking fellas! Emerald bar is a pleasant place to be having a few.

Waiting for Smokies feedback on TNC Cider

He was late tonight. Shaving his man boobs I hear. Well what can I say? As he should.

Smokie has a new name tonight , hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm always wondered what dog collars looked like on a lamb led to the slaughter.Now I know.

My thoughts entirely

He was late tonight. Shaving his man boobs I hear. Well what can I say? As he should.

Smokie has a new name tonight , hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm always wondered what dog collars looked like on a lamb led to the slaughter.Now I know.

My thoughts entirely

Don't be late Rooo.....

HARDCORE pair.

Does anyone actually keep pace with those guys?????????!!!!!!!

A poster described them as 'laurel and hardy' types in another thread

HARDCORE pair.

Does anyone actually keep pace with those guys?????????!!!!!!!

They were sent home around 11.30 . That was a good session.

One is in love, the other just grins when he is happy.

Rooolette took them home lol.

The doggy facial expressions are hysterical! ..Particularly the Roo one!

"What has been seen, cannot be unseen."

HARDCORE pair.

Does anyone actually keep pace with those guys?????????!!!!!!!

They were sent home around 11.30 . That was a good session.

One is in love, the other just grins when he is happy.

Rooolette took them home lol.

Superb Rooo, and I must say you've got us all just about perfect

Ladies and Gentlemen........I've been to some places, I've drank with some people, and I've eaten food which would grace the table of the Gods.............

Yesterday I was privileged to spend the day with Rooo and Rooolette, and theblether has to confess to being reduced to silence.

If Rooo can forgive me, 100 day old steaks served the most beautifully textured and delicious Potato salad I have ever tasted, fragrant peppers and crunchy large leaf salad........followed by home baked Impossible Pie and home made Tiramasu, which theblether kidnapped and finished, some things are not for sharing you know.

Beer on tap.......well in cans but it flowed so freely it may as well have been on tap

The chat was superb.......theblether grinned so much because Rooo was in top form and watching the interaction between Rooo and Rooolette had me in peals of laughter several times during the day

Rooo showed us his best dance moves, and regaled us with stories a plenty......while his two babies Missie and Ellie took a shine to theblether, especially Missie who decided I was the best dog ear massager in Koh Samui.

Have you ever had a moment in your life when you just go into a self contented bubble?

theblether was in the pool last night watching the lights of the Fishermans Village shimmering, watching lanterns being let off at the beaches of Koh Phangan in the distance, listening to Rooo and Smokie singing and blethering in the background, the sounds of the seventies drifting over the airwaves........then I floated away into my own blissful bubble.........

Rooo had to come and kick me out of the pool as he thought I had fallen asleep.......I hadn't, but I had fallen into a fabulous daydream........

Rooo and Rooolette.............thank you so much for an absolutely outstanding and unforgettable day............I really was privileged to spend it with you

ps Smokie and his Mrs were on amazing form too.......there are some dodgy photos floating around now

They are both inspirational in the pool. When you see them doing something like that you know what I mean.

http://videosift.com/video/Christopher-GuestHarry-Shearer-Mens-Olympic-Synchronized-Swimming-clip-1

http://videosift.com...Swimming-clip-1

If Smokie and TheBlether are busting out moves like this, then why the hell are they not in the Olympics?!

http://videosift.com...Swimming-clip-1

If Smokie and TheBlether are busting out moves like this, then why the hell are they not in the Olympics?!

To be fair it is a good refection upon our swimming abilities.........there is a dodgy photo of theblether lying face down in Rooos pool, I was hoping for some assistance in my moment of peril but Rooo and Smokie just pelted me with fruit

http://videosift.com...Swimming-clip-1

If Smokie and TheBlether are busting out moves like this, then why the hell are they not in the Olympics?!

They were doing it to Donna Summer's " Hot Stuff ".

Smokie laughing at TheBlethers new friend at the jungle club.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HXbBagn4uY

Amazing afternoon at the Jungle Club PS.....I'm glad you got some shots of the star of the show!

Do I have some pics