Fly Whiskies And Freddy

[Rimmer]

Go to share this with you all.

My GF is an absolute gem, speaks real good English and is as smart as new knife out the knife drawer, but she really does say some very funny things that have me in stitches.

This morning I had to send some stuff by courier overseas, so there we are waiting at the traffic lights on the highway and she calls out “Over there, there is Freddy stop him” Freddy who on earth is Freddy? Do I know a Freddy? And here I am looking around for someone I know called Freddy.

Well waddyaknow there is a van in the other lane with big letters down the side of it FEDEX, Duh me so stupid.

Another good one she came out with last week when we went to the Driving Test Centre up on 36 to get the tax for the car, She kept asking if I had the children, what children? Don’t have any of those, Children you know, for the car. Eventually it dawns on me she means Insurance, me so stupid again….

Sultana biscuits out of Foodland which I call squashed fly biscuits are now “fly whiskey” bicuits

And frozen shredded hash brown potatoes from Foodland have become “sliding potatoes”

Yep that’s the multi lingual life in Pattaya

[ProfessorFart]

'Kin funny post!!

Should have banged it in General Topics

[Padkapow Guy]

Go to share this with you all.

My GF is an absolute gem, speaks real good English and is as smart as new knife out the knife drawer, but she really does say some very funny things that have me in stitches.

This morning I had to send some stuff by courier overseas, so there we are waiting at the traffic lights on the highway and she calls out “Over there, there is Freddy stop him” Freddy who on earth is Freddy? Do I know a Freddy? And here I am looking around for someone I know called Freddy.

Well waddyaknow there is a van in the other lane with big letters down the side of it FEDEX, Duh me so stupid.

Another good one she came out with last week when we went to the Driving Test Centre up on 36 to get the tax for the car, She kept asking if I had the children, what children? Don’t have any of those, Children you know, for the car. Eventually it dawns on me she means Insurance, me so stupid again….

Sultana biscuits out of Foodland which I call squashed fly biscuits are now “fly whiskey” bicuits

And frozen shredded hash brown potatoes from Foodland have become “sliding potatoes”

Yep that’s the multi lingual life in Pattaya

Classsic

My favorite one is when we go out to eat and my wife asks for Tobacco sauce to put on her steak.

You should see the looks on the waiters face. (tobasco sauce)

PKG

[kippers]

.........and my wife obviously after spending too many years with me refers to other bad drivers as " stupid mongoose" (mongrels) !!!!