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Aussiville Down Under, Here I Come.....

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We always used to keep a rolled up newspaper in the dunny for just such eventualities. No crapping in the dark either w00t.gif

Im hardcore. Spent 90% of the time in a caravan going in a hole in the great outdoors. Made Thai squat toilets look like luxury ;P

Still sorting through the photos and vids.

Had a jogging encounter with a kangaroo.

At a clothing superstore, realised i was looking in the teenage section (used to thai style and sizes).

Had a couple of days at Mermaid beach, gold coast.

Had a lot of fun with nature.

Took outside showers.

and ate copious amounts of cheese and chocolates, with tons of red wine.

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sensational!

Did you check your luggage to make sure you haven't brought any spiders back with you? You really have to shake everything out 2 or 3 times

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Hah ..!! No i didnt :o

Mustve looked suss on my way out of Australia though, as i was put through some checking on all my pit stops.

To sum up my small experience of Australia i would say:

- you are all OBSESSED about barbies..EVERY single place i went (public parks, viewpoints, mountain areas, etc) had one..or ten..or twenty.

- you call sausages snags,,,hmm

- you have awesome wildlife

- everything is very clean

- you have stupid prices

- your police are obsessed with speed trapping

- your chocolate tastes like heaven

- you are friendly

- your gold coast beaches are a dream

- you talk funny

- you talk a LOT

- you talk even when there isnt anything really to talk about..!

- you seem to have two main types of ppl: those who take care of themselves and those who dont give a rats arse (and nothing in between).

....and more, but i cant think for now..

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I knew i was back in Thailand when:

-The age and looks and height differences between couples were extremely wide apart

- The food i ordered came with ketchup

- The duty free girls ignored the customers because they were chatting, using their mobile phones, and putting on make up (its either that scenario, or the exact opposite, where they follow your every move...)

- The sparkling well-oil chrome and engineering of the western world, metamorphosed into rust and tide stains

...........but, it all smelt like home.

Hah ..!! No i didnt ohmy.png

Mustve looked suss on my way out of Australia though, as i was put through some checking on all my pit stops.

To sum up my small experience of Australia i would say:

- you are all OBSESSED about barbies..EVERY single place i went (public parks, viewpoints, mountain areas, etc) had one..or ten..or twenty.

A couple of years ago a couple bought the house next to mine. The bloke had grown up in Oz. The VERY FIRST THING he did when he moved in was to lay some flagstones in the back yard and install the most enormous barbie I've even seen. It's as big as the range in my Thai mate's restaurant kitchen.

PS welcome back! Do you still want any make-up?

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Make-up? Not sure what you mean Endure. um....

I guess the question on everyone's lips is....now you have visited, are you likely to go there permanently?

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That was never the plan Bookman. Was just about work and a future back up plan.

Bf will still work in the mines and come here.

Still weighing up options, but might work partly in Aus, then back to Thailand.

Again, all just weighing up the options...but moving there totally wasnt in the equation. :)

That was never the plan Bookman. Was just about work and a future back up plan.

Bf will still work in the mines and come here.

Still weighing up options, but might work partly in Aus, then back to Thailand.

Again, all just weighing up the options...but moving there totally wasnt in the equation. smile.png

Okay. You might not be able to handle 24/7 bbq's anyway.

A lot of Aussies have a BBQ on Xmas Day. Also Easter. father's Day. Mother's Day. Birthday's. Weekends....but i suspect you might have figured that one out.

Good to have you back on the TV board eek thumbsup.gif

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Thanks Bookman :D

I was TRULY flabbergasted at the amount of barbie set ups wherever i went (but great though!) Looked like whole families etc were having fun. Pretty economical too, especially seeing as food costs a bomb..! Was constantly joking about the barbie thing with my bf, just because i couldnt believe to the extent they were set up everywhere.

Then..at a bikers coffee shop on Mount Glorious we met a really nice couple. Towards the end of our conversations, the lady said to her partner that they should invite us to drop by if we are down their way....and....that they would put on a barbie. Haha.. had to refrain from looking at my bf because i just KNEW we would end up bursting out laughing, and didnt want to appear rude!

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..and signs like these gave me fits of giggles:

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..and this was $16.50!!! (+ $2.50 for ONE prawn!!) Shocker! (Didnt even taste that great and ended up launching the chips at the gulls)

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..and this is why you SHOULD wear shorts under skirts!!!! laugh.pngclosedeyes.gif

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..and this was $16.50!!! (+ $2.50 for ONE prawn!!) Shocker! (Didnt even taste that great and ended up launching the chips at the gulls)

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Kiwis are are emigrating to OZ for higher wages etc.

The same meal, less the dip and shrimp is $NZ3.50, at the local shops here.

Most very unaware of hidden costs, taxes etc.....

..and this is why you SHOULD wear shorts under skirts!!!! laugh.pngclosedeyes.gif

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You know, with the right software it is quite easy to de-construct edits to photo's. :lol:

..and this is why you SHOULD wear shorts under skirts!!!! laugh.pngclosedeyes.gif

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This photo seems to be corrupted. I cant view it properly

..and this was $16.50!!! (+ $2.50 for ONE prawn!!) Shocker! (Didnt even taste that great and ended up launching the chips at the gulls)

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yeah food prices are crap. Also directly related to high cost of rents for food service places. Plus there is a dual pricing system. More for foreigners like you.

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Theres a dual pricing? Seriously?? Didnt notice any dual pricing!

My bf paid for the fish n chips though, so thats the native Aussie price. ..cant believe they could ask for MORE than that if a foreigner!

Can't beat haddock eek. You shoulda known better....the gulls in Scotland would have scoffed at that measly bit of old rubber....

Theres a dual pricing? Seriously?? Didnt notice any dual pricing!

My bf paid for the fish n chips though, so thats the native Aussie price. ..cant believe they could ask for MORE than that if a foreigner!

He's pulling your leg, Eek. wink.png

$16.50 seems a rip-off though for what I can see in the picture.

I was last in Brisbane in October last year and ate fish and chips quite often, usually in food courts, but I don't remember paying more than about $11.50 for a decent sized piece of grilled fish, plenty of chips and salad - a substantial meal.

Theres a dual pricing? Seriously?? Didnt notice any dual pricing!

My bf paid for the fish n chips though, so thats the native Aussie price. ..cant believe they could ask for MORE than that if a foreigner!

He's pulling your leg, Eek. wink.png

$16.50 seems a rip-off though for what I can see in the picture.

I was last in Brisbane in October last year and ate fish and chips quite often, usually in food courts, but I don't remember paying more than about $11.50 for a decent sized piece of grilled fish, plenty of chips and salad - a substantial meal.

She did get a lot of chips with it!

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Nothing beats Scottish Fish n Chips for sure!

We went to a pier..one of the "peaks" between brisbane and sunshine coast (Forget the name :S).

Im so bloody gullible too (dual pricing), shame on you Bookman! tongue.png Im *cough* 30 something..ish..going on 12 years old!

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Ok..well..Heres another CENSORED pic for the giggle factor tongue.png ...But, there is a rather funny story behind this photo, and as silly as it seems, its totally true. My boyfriend snapped this photo from over the changing room door. I heard the click noise and yelped out loud as wasnt expecting it. ..and my yelp must have startled the lady in the next changing room from me...because she farted. ...and then it smelt bad.... and i emerged from the changing room in tears with a sore stomach from suppressed laughter. I was absolutely shaking from gagged giggles, stomach in knots and pain, and tears streaming down my cheeks.

Needless to say..Boyfriend was rather proud of himself.. !!

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Nothing beats Scottish Fish n Chips for sure!

You've never been to Grimsby then?

Nothing beats Scottish Fish n Chips for sure!

We went to a pier..one of the "peaks" between brisbane and sunshine coast (Forget the name :S).

Im so bloody gullible too (dual pricing), shame on you Bookman! tongue.png Im *cough* 30 something..ish..going on 12 years old!

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Ok..well..Heres another CENSORED pic for the giggle factor tongue.png ...But, there is a rather funny story behind this photo, and as silly as it seems, its totally true. My boyfriend snapped this photo from over the changing room door. I heard the click noise and yelped out loud as wasnt expecting it. ..and my yelp must have startled the lady in the next changing room from me...because she farted. ...and then it smelt bad.... and i emerged from the changing room in tears with a sore stomach from suppressed laughter. I was absolutely shaking from gagged giggles, stomach in knots and pain, and tears streaming down my cheeks.

Needless to say..Boyfriend was rather proud of himself.. !!

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Oh dear...a nervous farter

Nothing beats Scottish Fish n Chips for sure!

We went to a pier..one of the "peaks" between brisbane and sunshine coast (Forget the name :S).

Im so bloody gullible too (dual pricing), shame on you Bookman! tongue.png Im *cough* 30 something..ish..going on 12 years old!

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Ok..well..Heres another CENSORED pic for the giggle factor tongue.png ...But, there is a rather funny story behind this photo, and as silly as it seems, its totally true. My boyfriend snapped this photo from over the changing room door. I heard the click noise and yelped out loud as wasnt expecting it. ..and my yelp must have startled the lady in the next changing room from me...because she farted. ...and then it smelt bad.... and i emerged from the changing room in tears with a sore stomach from suppressed laughter. I was absolutely shaking from gagged giggles, stomach in knots and pain, and tears streaming down my cheeks.

Needless to say..Boyfriend was rather proud of himself.. !!

changing_room.jpg

Oh dear...a nervous farter

Wunda what the reaction woulda bin if the flash had been used.......... PMPL

Maybe, S.H.P.F. reaking out......he he

Thats a good title for a show

'Bored Bad Boyfriends with Camera Phones...Busted!'

Oh dear...a nervous farter

Wunda what the reaction woulda bin if the flash had been used.......... PMPL

Maybe, S.H.P.F. reaking out......he he

Battleshits.

:cheesy:

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absolutely never..ever..ever..would any woman be doing this..EVER.. lol...!!!

bah.gif ...so gross!

An that is where you appreciate the BUM GUN.

Did you miss the bum gun eek?

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VERY much!

Bf and i created a manual version using a sort of squeezy bottle. That plus wet wipes. Not exactly convenient, but ok given the alternative.

He misses the gun as much as me.

But, even before Thailand, i always (where possible) would shower following using the bathroom or use a bidet.

The personal hygiene factor has always been high on my list.

Must say, the simplicity of the bum gun beats any bidet tho!

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